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“Bittersweet, isn’t it? It’s okay, you know that we’re not going to stop having fun just because I’m getting married. Here, I still have a little time. How about a blowjob from your big sis before the wedding just to prove
“Please, little brother? I know it’s been hard for you, seeing me get married and all, but you know that nobody fucks me like you do, right? Not even my husband. I love him, but I’m always going to need to get fucked by you. You understa
My whore getting wrecked by a guy who was getting married in 3 weeks–HotWifeTexts Comment–I remember that night!  It was going great until that high heeled shoe poked me in the gosh damn eye!  Just kidding fappers, I’m not featured in
My sister is getting married in October 22nd. What an amazing excuse to go to South FL! (at Miami Beach South Beach)
I don’t want to get up and go to work. Couldn’t we just roll around in the blankets all day?
lurkergg: Yesterdays sketch. @carmessi ‘s Amber in a wedding dress. Who is she getting married too? You decide cause this is one of the most uncanon things she could possibly do. Originally I was going to have it be Gala but that’s even more unrealistic
When your wife opened the door of the club for you, her words filled your thoughts. “Honey, it’s a club for a selected group of wealthy men, like your company’s CEO, and they fuck only married women. They get their hubbies to fully acqui
Is nobody going to talk about this video? I know it’s a little late but can we talk about how revolutionary it is? This video is about a boy who loves another boy and has to see him get married to a girl. It’s heartbreaking. Korea might look down
tssfxx: helllotittys: have—not: i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought
#Blaine’s face in the second on though #he is all like #GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KURT #OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR FUCKING COFFEE ORDER #I’M THE FUCKING LOVE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE #AND ONE DAY WE ARE GOING TO MOVE TO NEW YORK AND GET MARRIED SO FUCKING
my mom was going to be a nun before she met my father. she’s never fucked anyone but my dad. i’m pretty sure she didn’t have an orgasm for many years after getting married and losing her viginity. my mom says she’s never masturbate
when I get married I'm not hiring a band I'm going to hire Jenna Marbles and Kingsley to make comments about everyone there
My cousin visits me at college every time he gets a break. I love it and can never wait until the next time. He fucks me so good. When we finally graduate, we’re going to move somewhere we can get married.
I knew my sister and I couldn’t really get married, but she had decided that we were, and that we were going to have a “honeymoon” as well. I didn’t protest, especially when I saw what she had bought to “wear” on the
thekelts-incestdesires: Saying on last final goodbye to my big brother before I go off to get married
Here’s the same megucas but this time they’re transparent! In case anyone is interested in that~
unicorn-feelings: Jennifer: I kept doing that to him. Every time I would annoy him on set, I would go “Aaack…” Josh: To remind me that we will get married at one point.
stuffmomnevertoldyou: Suzanne Heintz got fed up with people asking her when she was going to settle down and get married, so she did what any sane woman would do: she bought a mannequin family and made a hilarious series of family photos. High-larious!
4skinexpert: dude10011: Now what? Now he becomes my partner we get married for life and he never has to touch his intact delicious sexy sheathed skinned pole again cause I am going to keep him happy and pleasure him and his fully foreskinned hooded
foreversupergay: AND GAYS CANT GET MARRIED? I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore. You fail America. Go fuck yourself.
therealpopcult: Tony Bennett - The Lady Is A Tramp ft. Lady Gaga OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO. If this gets deleted go here.
fairchastity: And before releasing him from his bondage she may discuss how marital sex is going to be. Maybe she’ll use the honeymoon and the weeks thereafter to make abundantly clear that the chastity device will get unlocked only if she sees fit?
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tigtragers: “I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that’s forty-five minutes, and I’d at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.” 25 DAYS
nanukjf: Get a job. Go to work. Get married. Have children. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Obey the law. Save for your old age. Now repeat after me: “I am free” We are free w/ @bohemeon (at Soho District, New York)
writhe: imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
virginrosemary: yungxicana: gibbgabble: thefrijolera: true mexican wedding goals When I get married yall are invited and this shit is gonna go the fuck off. LMAOOOO goals ok GO AWF
holymotherofhnng: Emma: Okay, fine, we’re getting married. And we’re going to have little ginger head kids. And we’re going to live in a beautiful house, and we’re very in love. In fact, hang on, wait, this is my engagement ring, isn’t
joanlock-whouffle: Still not over this… Are they going to a NYPD party? Are they going to a wedding? Are they getting married? (fingers crossed for the last one)
ducksinthehat: #I LOVE YOU TOO LET’S GET MARRIED IN CHINATOWN WE CAN SERVE DIM SUN AT THE RECEPTION AND THEN HONEYMOON IN WHATEVER ASIAN COUNTRY YOU WANT IDC IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE GOING TO LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM WE’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE SEX
sociopathic-hedgehog: In the books after john gets married, sherlock goes back to cocaine so I’m going to go cry right now in a corner
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
tacoabel: honestly, if I ever become famous and want to announce something (like getting married, having a kid, idk) I’m just going to keep it hidden and then make everyone go crazy about it when it comes to light months later
punk-drunklove: hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what
browneyedgummibear: biteme-eatme: soft-dreamer: browneyedgummibear: biteme-eatme: browneyedgummibear: I love my butt Praise the booty. Love the booty. Worship the booty. We’re getting married If you two are getting hitched. I’m so going to
charlamagnethagod: This morning in biology I was thinking about what it’s like to be a cell like how do you think cells feel do cells have boyfriends and girlfriends do they get married and have cell weddings what if they get in trouble and go to jail
This 1939 sketch by Vincentini entitled “Going, Going…” depicts a voluptuous young lady mourning the fact that all of her favorite matinee idols are getting married—signified by the red X’s on their portraits! Can you identify the stars?
writhe:imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and
megustamike: i don’t understand the sitcom motif of hating being stuck with your partner for the rest of your life. Like, if I’m going to get married, I’m going to choose someone that not only would I like to be stuck with for the rest of my life,
bustysister: “Please, little brother? I know it’s been hard for you, seeing me get married and all, but you know that nobody fucks me like you do, right? Not even my husband. I love him, but I’m always going to need to get fucked by you. You
Isn’t it weird to think there’s so much pressure on you to get into a good school and be good looking and make lots of money and get married and have kids when eventually you’re just going to die and be left in the ground in darkness forever while
People I would have graduated with are out of school, moving into careers, getting married, having kids, while I’m still struggling to get my driver’s licence and go back to community college and, more importantly, find a place to live and
tanku: when i get married my entire wedding reception playlist is going to be nightcore and the skirt part of my wedding dress is going to be velcro that i will tear off to reveal my smexy wedding raver outfit. diagram below:
n4ughty-y: I feel like when I get married my husband is going to get so annoyed with me bc I want sex all the time and he’ll be like, “whoa chill babe we just fucked four times in like three hours.”
ask-lord-dominator: “Another hiatus? Are you kidding me??” “The mun is going to Florida for five days. Her cousin is getting married. So yeah, it’s another hiatus.” “But why do I have to go? I don’t even know these people!” “Neither
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk." don’t tell me what to
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what to do. any of you.
kloudzzz: writhe: imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day….. @maialenmartinez23 can’t wait for this
falling-deeperinlove: When you love someone, you go get them. You fight for them. You do everything in your very power to get that person. You don’t give up. Make them yours and only yours forever. You be with them, you marry them, you raise a family
I really think that if/when Anna and Kristoph get married and on the wedding day Elsa is walking Anna down the isle and when they get to the front Elsa hesitates and doeSNT LET GO and to coax her, Anna kisses her cheek (while silently giggling) Then
mxxn-kitten: I don’t even wanna get married and I’m barely 19 so why am I crying because I wanna get proposed :/ wtf is wrong with me & it doesn’t go away at 24 either 🤷🏻♀️😂
