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milfman51:I have been divorced for 6 years now but I don’t feel the need to get married or have a boyfriend again. Whenever I get horny I just text my son that I want his cock inside of me, and he comes over and fucks me. He loves to pleasure me.
klinklang: when i get married everyone is invited to my wedding but you can’t get in without a 3DS because i need puzzle pieces
prevalere: you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy
thirdtimewriting: twinkfact0ry: elleshellsbells: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits
fitnessisfitfor-me: fitspoholic115: livinglutenfreee: who are you can we get married I am in love. That is all. getting my mind off the hate hahahah hello <3
lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
momdadno: lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
smellslikesomebullshit: dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do: - not get married - literally - just don’t fucking propose - and if she asks you, say no - don’t get her hopes
kiriamaya: lapidont: honey-andrevolution: sexpot-titzgerald: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share
thebluths: everyone around me: *dating* *getting engaged* *getting married* *having kids* *figuring out their careers* *generally having their lives put together* me:
privatefamilytime: weddingdayerotica: . When my sister was getting married, everyone insisted that my newly-single mother get in the group trying to catch the bouquet. Well, my sister had her own plan and threw the bouquet right at her own mother.
praises: YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND
hawaianrollercoaster:▬ Let’s get divorced. That way we can get married again.▬ Yes, let’s do it !
smellslikesomebullshit:dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do:- not get married - literally - just don’t fucking propose - and if she asks you, say no - don’t get her hopes
crises-of-existentiality: ‘We’ would move.. Because we’re bfs. BEST FRIENDS. PLATONIC BROS WHO WILL MOVE INTO A HOUSE AND GET A DOG TOGETHER AND POSSIBLY GET MARRIED IN A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY AND MAYBE HAVE A FEW KIDS BUT WE’RE JUST PLATONIC BROSKIS.
henrycharlesbukowski: “I would certainly never be able to be happy, to get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn’t even get a job as a dishwasher.” — Ham on Rye - Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
everlastingd0pe: zwamboobs: If I ever get married. Sneak out and get popeyes
seansoo: but why do we have to get married and have children why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d be much happier that way
latkesofaseamonster: thegestianpoet: seansoo: but why do we have to get married and have children why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d be much happier that way this is the
alycias-debnam: “When Jensen and I met, we thought we had the world by the balls and we found out together that we really did not. I’ve seen him fall in love, get engaged then get married and now become a father, and he’s seen me do the same.”
everyone is getting into relationships and getting married and having babies.
askdashietherapist: acciothenoseofvoldemort: picklemeister: ceruleancrescent: liquidlyrium: spiffingly: teacupnosaucer: phantomantonym: #omg i only glanced at this and i thought it was a raptor getting married IT IS TOTALLY A RAPTOR GETTING
gayisthenewokay: twinkfact0ry: elleshellsbells: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits
kineticpenguin: Any military character: I sure love my girl. Here’s a picture! I’m gonna propose/get married/have kids when I get back! Me:
soup-du-silence: Okay but imagine Mipha’s little brother cheering on her romantic endeavors. Whenever her confidence falters he’s there to make sure she doesn’t give up.hard mode: he cant wait til she gets married and he gets a cool new big brother
honey-andrevolution: sexpot-titzgerald: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d
claryfairhild: i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2
I’m just gonna stop expecting shit. Like I hate getting my hopes up then boom nothing. Other news I’m getting married so yea.
kizzninjamite: i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children.
punk-drunklove: hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what
twinkfact0ry: elleshellsbells: sprinklesobourbon: thegestianpoet:seansoo:but why do we have to get married and have childrenwhy can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d be much happier
peenoween: i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children
dollopheadsandclotpoles: pelennorfeels: wow that was a great episode of sherlock mycroft taking up llama herding molly and mrs. hudson getting married john watson getting pregnant sherlock singing god save the queen ah yes it’s good to see that this
marcelandrew: dadsoncircfun: Daddy says no matter how old I get I’ll always be his special boy and we’ll have our private times together. Even after I get married and have children of my own, he promises he will find time just to be with me in
senseful-sarcasm: mymindsajoke: Shut up and take my money! Remind me to get this if I get married. I feel like this would malfunction and burn your finger off
thegestianpoet: seansoo: but why do we have to get married and have children why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d be much happier that way this is the most millennial thing
oppai-okami: hentai-alsoporn: Artist: Tamagoro I don’t see the correlation between tanned and… Whatever @oppai-okami This doujinshi is about a street walker who prefers older men and they get addicted to sex and plan on getting married, I found
hagen-daz: hagen-daz: this is my new favorite gif idk how but im getting this on my grave ill figure it out p.s it’s transparent did this actually achieve 100 note omFG I LOVE YOU ALL EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS I LOVE YOU LETS GET MARRIED
browneyedgummibear: biteme-eatme: soft-dreamer: browneyedgummibear: biteme-eatme: browneyedgummibear: I love my butt Praise the booty. Love the booty. Worship the booty. We’re getting married If you two are getting hitched. I’m so going to
clemmintime: ‘ louis and clementine snuck away from their own wedding to have a drink. ‘ *** part of my high school/not apocalypse au is that louis and clementine get married. the two of them sneak off to the baptism tub to drink and end up getting
wetcavediver: What if you get preggers? Not a big problem in this state. Hell, they even let cousins get married.
How about instead of worrying if pornstars should wear condoms or not or what we say/do on the internet you let Gay people get married which would bring in money when they get divorced like the rest of us?
mistyslay: in America, black people are being gunned down simply for being alive, gay people can’t get married/can’t get jobs, politicians say women are asking for rape, trans people are being murdered every day, Middle Easterns are suspected to
thegestianpoet:seansoo: but why do we have to get married and have children why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits i’d be much happier that way this is the most millennial thing
paintgod: I can’t wait for my friends to start getting married because the idea of getting trashed on champagne, hitting on everyone and making speeches while two people I love commit to a life of monogamy is such a strong one.
charlamagnethagod: This morning in biology I was thinking about what it’s like to be a cell like how do you think cells feel do cells have boyfriends and girlfriends do they get married and have cell weddings what if they get in trouble and go to jail
