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Gaahhh soooo fun being a girl! Everytime you go to the club you get to be a hot slut with men hitting on you all night… Not only that, but it will actually be expected of you! Amazing!
drunkdilf: kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
I’m sitting at Dylan’s work waiting for him to get off and just trying to avoid eye contact with all the weirdo dudes who keep staring Because eye contact means “PLEASE HIT ON ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” apparently
theuppitynegras: lookatthewords: realitytvgifs: Do not fuck with Bernice. DID THIS WOMAN FUCKING GET HIT BY A CAR AND FALL OFF A BUILDING AND THEN PUNCH A CAR WINDOW DO NOT FUCKING PLAY WITH ME WTF IS THIS LMFAO realest nigga on TV
paintgod: these small and angsty squares are based on that feeling when you enter a social situation and u get hit with a brief existential woe and you’re suddenly aware of your own youth and mortality and u wonder if everyone feels this way. and
saywhatjessie: Guys. My dudes. You have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you’re the one who gets her number
doll666parts:What they call love, is a riskCase you always get hit out of nowhereBy some wave and then, end up on your own
aupaysnatal: Rule of thumb: ladies… If a man is coming up to you to hit on you at a bar, he’s not for you. Never get lust, loneliness, or love confused.
bustysister: I knew what he was getting at, but I wanted to see him squirm before I rewarded him for his bravery. I had been making a lot of really strong hints, but it takes courage to essentially ask your older sister if she’s been hitting on you.I
repeated-apology: “What they call love is a risk, cause you will always get hit out of nowhere by some wave and end up on your own.” Brand New || Play Crack in the Sky
cigarmuscle: deepestpiratemaker: getting taken by the much older and super hot biker who hit on you at the bar by walking up behind you and sliding his hand across your waist until his fingers slid down your pants and his middle finger plunged into
lezbilicious: Karen had a mesmeric nature that was often irresistible to women that she hit on. It is often the way with the predatory lesbian. Helen was no exception and within an hour of meeting they were getting to know each other better.
gratefully-dabbed: The 2nd Gratefully-Dabbed Giveaway! I have hit my next goal and wanted my lovely followers to get in on some goodies! ^_^ The Giveaway Includes: Rasta Pipe (With a faaaat bowl) 14mm Custom Dome Rasta Enjoi Panda Shirt Blunt Wraps
nickelb0y:monsterlunch:Criterion announced it will release the entire Springfield Film Festival (March 5, 1995, “A Star Is Burns”) on Blu-ray early next year. Titles include:George C. Scott’s “Man Getting Hit By Football” Barney Gumble’s “Pukahontas”
mountain-life: winkgrant: My friend Tingy hit his head real good and was in the hospital for a while yesterday in Whistler. Initially, he just checked in to see if his hand was broken and to get stitches on his elbow. He slowly started saying how his
astormykindoflove: My flirting skills are the equivalent of a squirrel running back and forth on the road trying to decide if it wants to get hit by that car or not
la-diablareina: hashtag-stripper-problems: littlechocolatedancer: phoenllx: groupie-angel: phoenllx: Pro-tip: if you want to hit on a stripper, or any girl for that matter, don’t say any of these things. I keep getting these? I use the block
no-one-seesyou-likeido:amelliwood: I need a better lighting in this whole setup. #but for real though #can we all take a moment to appreciate the giant gift stephen amell is? #the show is such a hit on the CW #and he’s getting more and more press #more
hazedhowell: saywhatjessie: Guys. My dudes. You have no idea how satisfying it is to be the only girl at a table with five dudes who are all hitting on the waitress and you’re the one who gets her number GOD bless
girlfights: A 1 on 1 fight turns into 3 fights and someone gets hit with a a stick. Rachet.
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guardianwinchester: The other problem in my life is Dimitri. He’s also pretty good-looking. Okay-more than good-looking. He’s hot-like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic. But, like I said, he’s my
gaminginyourunderwear: raccooneyedbitch: bombarrows: quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage
krissycakesxx: fuckingandfeasting: thatsubiegirl: thatsubiegirl: WHAT THE FUCK Bringing this back because what the fuck Srsly what the actual fuck Imagine walking down there and getting hit with that. “wtf I got shit on by a bir—WHAT THE FUCK”
gymratskip: “It was easier to just give my neighbourhood boy another “ball” rather than get the one he keeps hitting on to the roof.”gymratskip
sassylouiis: Niall after getting hit in his bad knee by something thrown on stage, Amsterdam - 25th June 2014
I watched my boss hit on my wife at the party at his mansion…..I told her if he did, that she should fuck his brains out….I get to discreetly watch….
My neighbor thinks he’s a real ladies man, even though he’s married….He’s always hitting on my wife who thinks he’s disgusting…..So, she decided to get even by pretending to want to have sex with him, rubbing her panty clad pussy
thecommonchick: The text that starts 99% of family fights: I get hit with this on the regular 😂
bikinithonglover: Love getting down on all fours as part of the shoot. Love it even more when the one taking the pictures says “I’d hit it”
broodingmuscle: ‘Sup, big bro? Yeah your wife got drunk last night and was all over me. It was kinda weird, but hey, she’s hot and I’m sure used to hot chicks hitting on me. She got all personal and said you guys were having trouble getting pregnant.
lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage and fix my car.
darkmvtter: when someone cheats on you, you don’t even know what to say. it feels like your whole life is falling apart really fast. or like getting hit by a train that you didn’t see coming. and you want to know why, or how, or what happened…but
hiskindacrazy-fordtough:hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on: fcukshemmo: floral-tattoos-and-thigh-highs: floral-tattoos-and-thigh-highs: why are tattoos so expensive why is lingerie so expensive Why are concert tickets so expensive Why are horses so
my favourite thing my bf does is when I’m flirting and hitting on him he automatically says something to let me know he won’t have sex with me me: I’m about to get naked ;) him: I’m tired
“You don’t need to watch another episode,” I said. “You have to get up kind of early tomorrow,” I said. “Why are you hitting the play button,” I said.
durbikins: each time you reblog this, someone on a different website gets hit
r-u-arabella: Developing a crush on someone more like getting hit in the face with a chair covered in nails and regret
saintofsass: I do hate that extroverts so often get mistaken for flirts. I’m not hitting on you, I just like people, man.
i have the weirdest dreams ok so on saturday i dreamt that this poor bernese mountain dog got hit by a car and it was bleeding from its stomach but was still walking and trying to find shelter and it was near a restaurant where me and my folks just
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