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getting tired of these loud fireworks being set off for no reason
getting a number of people also citing this issue with Chrome, so I guess it is a weird browser thing. Might have to switch back over to Firefox. Which I don’t want to because I don’t like Firefox. I also don’t like Chrome. I want a new non-irritating
self-shadowing-prey:I’ve setup a sfw backup over at @selfshadowingprey that will be my new primary in the event @surrealist-phantoms and by extension this blog gets the axe. Phantoms has always been my primary but this one is my real baby so, yeah.
Sometimes (very rarely) I think of getting a foot slave just for free pedicures. What is my life.
Getting that gym flow on is working. The fat keeps melting off making me super happy! #stupidfatfinallygoingaway #happyhappyhappy
at-seapoint: im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
Do you ever get that feeling?
I love that I am getting back into working out. I always feel healthy and good and just great after a workout. Even if I’m sore or tired I still feel good. I just hate that the transformation from average to sexy body takes so long. I WANT TO LOOK
Been going to the gym in the morning which is awesome because I have so much energy for work but fuck i feel like a teenager because I’m also super horny all day and then I just can’t wait till I get home to jack off!
First off, I NEVER talk about this in real life….but here we go… I’m becoming a sexual frustrated 25 year old. Yes, I’ve never had sex, but it’s getting to the point I just wanna….asdfkjlksdlfjsldkf. And it’s
I get very jealous, very easily, and it bugs the shit out of me.
I just want things to be calm. Getting to a place where I can just relax with a pretty girl in my arms and talk for hours is my goal.
Notice me. Please. I try and get nowhere. At least tell me you’re not interested.
The worst part of all this travel is that I am so fucking horny rn and I haven’t had the chance to take care of it. Once I get to that shower, tho…
Getting baked for the drive to Phoenix for spring training!
satanarchriist: felicefawn: If I ever have a child, I will be getting him/her this lunchbox. Adorable.
Got my boyfriend a Nasty Pig jock for his 21st… He won’t be the only one getting happy this birthday!
I proper wanna just get on all fours, and sniff and nuzzle a musky, sweaty crotch.
herdirtylittleheart: The robin’s nest was knocked down in the storm. We did what we could but it was too late, they didn’t make it through the night. Nature is a wild beast, I know this, but it still hurts when little things don’t get a chance.
GUESS WHO JUST GOT A NEW PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND IS SUPER EXCITE BECAUSE DAMN, I MISSED THESE BBYS. ALSO A BIT SAD THOUGH ‘CAUSE NOW I HAVE TO PUT OFF GETTING MY GAS MASK.;~;
I STILL HAVEN’T FIXED MY GODDAMN SHIFT KEY AND I’M GETTING SORT OF PISSED OFF.
dry juice flaggu.uou i need to fix it up some but i still need to get my approval rating up lmao.
is there something that i’ve done wrong because i’ve lost over ten followers within the span of today and idk it’s getting kind of depressing.
this is the first time in forever i’ve got on this goddamn site but idec i’ve been wanting to get this theme for like six years i don’t care i dON’T CARE CRIES.
i don’t understand how my father is supporting darren wilson and the police i don’t fucking understand and i am so disgusted i am getting so fucking mad.
so i was thinking. noiz has a lot if piercings right? and that shit takes quite awhile to take care of right? like up to a year so it doesn’t get infections and shit. so idk where i’m going w/ this but yo that means noiz has to give a shit about
according to someone i know, shoving a dildo up your hole would be like getting fucked by a blender??????
get me a bad dragon dildo for valentine’s day.
parents who treat their oldest and youngest child differently can go get fucking bent b/c wtf i didn’t choose to be born last, hell, i never asked to be born to begin with. fuck off.
in unrelated news: my roots have grown out almost two inches &i am now officially kenma kouzume when do i start being good at sports and get a cute main protag as a boyfriend.
au where koujaku actually fucking sucks at cutting hair (this one time he almost managed to cut off someone’s ear. and by this one time i mean like fifty times) and he only gets customers because he’s attractive. it’s amazing how far looks can
i don’t know what it is about noiao that gives me such bitter feelings. i mean i don’t mind them, at least i don’t think i do, but sometimes when i see art of them i just get this unsettling, bitter feeling and i’m not really sure where it comes
tfw one of ur fav artists starts getting into a new fandom that u in but they draw ur notp and it’s like *reblogs art anyway, with tears in eyes, b/c it too damn good*
current mood: seiao fucking each other w/ a double sided dildo, aoba getting really into it and doing most of the rutting while sei just sits there like damn i have the cutest little brother
your fave is problematic: me wants to see aoba restrained by and getting feeled up by tentacles while sly is pressed up against him, the tentacles forcing them to rub against each other the tentacles focusing lots on aoba’s nipples and 7 inches
i may or may not be getting a job at this hotel’s cafe and i’m just is this where my coffee shop au begins
when people get excited over me following them i just asdfghjklgd what omg why
anyone want an eng sif account?;u; i want to start over so ┐( ´ - ` )┌ rank 53. but it doesn’t have a single ur b/c of my shit luck wwww also i put like 0 effort into the current event so if u wanted a head start on that ur not getting one
THIS REALLY NICE MAN BOUGHT ME A CHEESECAKE AND I???? FEEL SO BAD?? LIKE NO U DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT??!! SAVE UR MONEY SIR!! i was waiting in line at starbucks to get a coffee and we were both looking at the desserts and he just suddenly started talking
HOW ARE PPL GETTING THEIR AXENT HEADPHONES WHERE ARE MINE HHHHHH
i really want to see a limbless ( maybe human!)mettaton suspended and getting fucking destroyed and enjoying the fuck out of it hooo
looks dramatically into sunsetwill i ever get gothic aoba plush
when ur so close to s rank in splatoon but then suddenly u get put into teams that suck*linkin park’s in the end plays gently in the background*
getting really pissed off at sif b/c i’m missing notes i’m definitely tapping and wasting lp for nothing
i want to read a fic where a is sick and b’s immediate thought is to have sex to sweat out the cold but a doesn’t want to get b sick so they’re like if i just eat u out it’ll be fine right
tumblr seriously needs to implement it’s own blacklist feature b/c i’m mostly on mobile and there’s nothing i can do about shit i don’t want to see also get these bullshit recommended posts away from me tf if i wanted to see noiao
i miss those good ol'days when i used to get nsfw headcanons in my inbox what ever happened to that
so i’ve just learned about shift cancelling and i’m !!! b/c wtf i could’ve avoided getting splatted by so many bombs if i knew about it earlier
I SPENT ALL MY DISCS AND DIDN’T GET A SINGLE VALENTINE CARD I’M SO UPSET
real talk is it better to do expert or hard songs for jack events b/c i keep getting a 1-star gauge and i might as well just do hard and not waste my lp.://///
i did the phantom thief scout bc i have no self control and i didn’t get a single pop'n star member.. sob.. all i got was the initial sr seiya that i already had and idolized and an sr akio… i think i used a life time’s worth of luck
the one time i play soldier and i keep getting targeted by a reaper i feel so attacked rn
okay i have 34 loot boxes now i’m gonna cry if i don’t get genji i have no more $$$ ( TT_TT )
finally got around to properly reading the ow comics and jamie getting offended bc someone insulted mako is so cute i’m dying
i can’t get over the tiny sparrow genji hanging off hanzo’s back and hanzo cradling carrot genji that post is Too Good i’m dying lay me to rest
i’ve been spending all night trying to get a female popplio end my suffering
today was a really good day with widow for me i kept getting bullshit headshots lmao Feels Good
i lost 200 sr bc i keep getting grouped with pissbabies that whine about ‘o i have 3, 4 golds’ and people who keep giving up just bc we lost the first point or sth i hate this game
anti, after posting hate in the tag and that they don’t even care if they get hate: uhm :// why am i being attacked like this :///// why is everyone trying to play victim can’t u see i’m the victim here even tho i just told everyone to go choke
so i completely forgot until just now but i had a dream last night about getting finger fucked by z/rya and it was gr8 but then i woke up :((( but on the brightside when i went back to sleep i had another dream but it was the sweet juicy brofuck and g/nji
