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Most regettable quotes in history … “Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.” - Dr. Dionysius Lardner, 1830
Yuck it up
That’s a diet I could live with
And the sooner, the better
H2O improves the memory
Leading by example
The way to this man’s heart
Dessert’s gonna be a long time comin’
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kokujoman: run-far-away-from-me: fresh-fucking-pot: And that day… I fell in love with him. to make the kindest guy in rock angry you must be a very bad person i was playing Guitar Hero: World Tour as a full band and “Everlong" was the
Inner monologue: "HAHAHAHA, she actually thinks Im an ARMY SNIPER. Im am so gettin’ some pussay….“
It's SO obvious sometimes and dumb people still ask :D
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lol A lot of things were a crazy idea when they started out. Like clamato. "Hey… lets take clam liquid… and mix it with tomato juice… worth a shot right?“ Thats fucked up.
lol Look at those cop cars. "Okay… we caught it… now what?“
lol… Seriously I KNOW americans who would probably think this was a legitimate Abraham Lincoln quote… and be like “MAN they had internet back then? I didnt even know.” Ahahahaa, fuckin’ americans, always good for
amporatheexplorer: amporatheexplorer: today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country i dont think you guys understand i live in australia
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game plan? game plan
deenme: oh my godddd james deen ilysm…quote from him latest sex and submission: girl: oooo I’m cumming thank you thank you james: you came? you came? you came without me touching you or you touching yourself? really? Do you even know what cumming
i feel like i’ve been told this before, and i’m not sure how to take it XD
bacon-my-heart: koalasrosegarden: Whoop whoop Coal is pretty damn useful. ;) LMAO
caseyanthonyofficial: I cant wait until this generation is running for public office Theres going to be so much shit Old facebook updates and twitter updates A million dick pictures LMAO! *dying*
nohtyhumor: #naughty #humor #jokes i usually just say something like “yup” or “sure do” or “jeez don’t spread it around” but yeah. that works too
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life ok…this made me laugh. actually, i snorted.
onlypureofheart: imdaddydominance: memeguy-com: It gets A little awkward Hehehehe….. Lol! i’m imagining that scenario and cracking the fuck up
“I want girls on bread!” XD
i feel as though the bear really makes this picture. he’s so cute and innocent looking, but you can just tell that he’s thinking, “WOO! YEAH! GET SOME!!”
oh microwave, you always know just what i want
phroyd: Heaven for the Scenery Hell for the Company Phroyd *snort* XD
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i do miss bacon
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micdotcom: Watch: Anna Kendrick’s shower thoughts are everything *snort*
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rosy-red-lips: When you find your people. Ha ha ha yesY'all know who you are
amusementforme: one of the greatest scenes in tv history. and all in 60 seconds. Best. Scene. Ever.
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Lol i would
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*gets on tumblr at 9:00pm* *checks time “a few moments later”* 3:15am Damnit.
Weirdest email quote of the day: “I’d drag my penis through miles of broken glass to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.” #femdomproblems
