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“Ugh, yeah, you like that, sis? You like my fat cock splitting you in two?” “I-uh-love it, Ryan-uh!” “Oh baby, say my name again. Say your brother’s name.” “Uh-ugh! Ryan! Oh my God, you’re making me cum!&rdquo
God, those pics are hot! That black leather skirt fits her so well, it gets me aroused every time I contemplate her. That’s just me being honest. What do you want me to do? I love tight leather clothes, and again, this skirt just enhances her amazing
You think I use sticky notes to make my signature? Pff, no! I use them to cover up my mistakes like this DRAWING.
Fuck the bitches ass raw, god I want to do this right now.
Fuck you oh god I hate you you used me I hate you I hate this oh fuck
God, I can’t believe you’re letting me fuck you in front of your friends at one of your college parties sis!
my cat is being such a fucking dickhead, he wont stop screaming at me. so I posted a new godsgirls journal with a bunch of pictures and a mini set for anyone that is a member… boobs, books and false teeth this way
I need your cock so badly, I love the way you feel moving inside me, oh god no don’t stop, I need it!!
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fucking-you-is-pleasure: fuckmetilicry: unf oh my god. Porn blog Nice
God toung fuck you till i drowned
bean-of-the-sky: Ruby: *proposes to Sapphire while wearing a cowboy outfit, the wind blowing dramatically as the sun rises*Me: *choking back tears* fucking superb, you funky little lesbian
Hope you like my new wallpaper ❤ Ahahahaha oh my god…i guess it ain’t my tits tattoo’d on your leg, so hey that’s something
comic-chick: kickthebuscus: misspjliguori: sophege: misspjliguori: sophege: if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me do you mean people or is there something american called peeps either way *gets the hell away from you* THE FUCK IS
Team “Markiplier take a fucking break jesus christ we will wait for you don't stress over videos you just had surgery”
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
thyrell:thyrell:gjhkqaioeflhjguijhgfjdkaghjadfklghjkdshjkshjksHSGJKFLHfghjsdk “omg im so happy for you guys! can i see the wedding pics?”“yea sure check this out”
God FUCKING. I love when someone leans in close like they’re all buddy-buddy, and I PHYSICALLY MOVE FURTHER AWAY FROM THEM, and they don’t get the memo and fucking touch me anyway.
lemonteaflower: wimpynoodle: eriizabeto: anniedraws: lemonteaflower: You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore… SOB we were so close to this ending on a good note… why… this fucking post popped up in my dash again i
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD!!!!!
time-travelingbananas: cunicular: New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just Oh god, we’re in Bulls…WHYBULLS JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING
timothees-chalamet: ‘I want you to come back. With me. And I want us to be together. I don’t want to be a fuck-up anymore.’ God’s own country - dir. by Francis Lee
itsbenedict:idreamshit:itsbenedict:you’re out of slugs. you’re out of slime.Not if I become immortal hey this is the wildest response i’ve seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime.
you-do-you-boo-boo: something that I feel a lot of neurotypicals don’t understand is that mental illness isn’t logical. “there’s no reason to be stressed, why are you anxious?” I don’t know. “why are you sad if you had a good day?” I
punky-cunt: kuavsui:mjwatson:holy shit you guysholy shit holy fuck we are not worthy we do not deserve to live on the same planet this does Oh my god so preciousssss kanwe-yest OHH
julia-the-fan: But you understand me, you understand my feelings.
fuck-you-coach: amigara: you ever masturbate to something and then afterward stare at the ceiling thinking “what the fuck is wrong with me? why am i so nasty? why can’t i find god?” ::no::
sick and tired of ur shit Chris kek <3~Robert
slut-dere: junjoupureporn my lovely commissioner had this to say to you: ‘Together, always. We’ll always be together, you and me. I’ll see you again.’
ask-married-noiz-aoba: Aoba: Uhh, we’re really sorry about this. Noiz: Yeah, we failed to troll all of you and even wasted Aoba’s effort but we’ll do it right next time. Aoba: There is no next time!
fabledquill: darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU
charlesoberonn: thekumazone: doktoberfestt: kyoushika: FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME R I S E pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….” ST█EN
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
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magic-murder-bag: disruptedoriginal: This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask fucking Bryan Cranston. Aaron Paul’s face is like a million
thenigerianassassin: mrsminxalot:fifigoggo:whimsicalnay:“God, what the hell is it with you people?”“Us people?”“Yeah, you people, I didn’t misspeak.” This just. Yes. Sums up so very much about the inherent white
kidxforever: What would you do if you was about to fuck somebody And they turned on some randy Newman (the motha fucka who did the music for toy Story) Unless it’s country or gospel (don’t try fucking to gospel music, not even with your
supernovass: films watched in 2018 » god’s own country (dir. francis lee) I don’t want to be a fuck-up anymore. I want to be with you. And that’s what I needed to say.
You know what’s a nice feeling… putting the fear of fucking god in a man at 7:45am after they’ve just crashed in to your car and there’s a crazy lady in space dino pj pants screaming at you down a main road 👌🏻👌🏻Tis me. I’m the crazy
tortillah: when your friend hands you another shot but you already too fucked up
you dont drink you dumb fuck you watch it GOD
thechronicleofshe: centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE when a cat likes you, its like being elected president. when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with
fatted: Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
inkskinned: do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling
moyashichan: I’m so fucking hot.
pigeonboyfriend: Haikyuu!! Volume 11 & 12 → Sketches
God fucking dammit Reap. You have me saying “ikr” -_-. Woman I will end you.
Crying in the car over “she will be loved” by maroon 5. God I can’t fucking do this anymore. I can’t keep caring. Fucking stop, Allison. Stop.
sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
silentsquee-deactivated20120823: What about you anyway? You thought they were after you. Why?
sirwinalot:eriizabeto: anniedraws: livethefaggotry: You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore… SOB WHO DID THIS FIND HIM AND HAND HIM IN I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
fuck-n-cum: Oh my fucking god
the-knights-who-say-book:roguemortal:the-knights-who-say-book: logarithmicpanda:the-knights-who-say-book: untitled god game, a video game where you play as a mischievous minor deity loose in an ancient cityit’s a lovely day in mesopotamia and you
God, you really are such a SLUT for shiny clothes!I like seeing what I can make you do when you’re this horny.Beg me to add spikes to your cage and count that as your release!Oh, fuck! You’re actually begging for it. You’re making me so wet…
Another PRO TIP. Do not under any circumstances develope a crush on your best friend you’ve known since first grade, becuase its the worst thing. Whats worse is when they’re nice, and sweet, and cute, and how you always smile when your around eachother,
sakaeguchiyuuto: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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