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se7eren: ladyredrum13: We always fall asleep in all of these positions, apart from the forking one. Ain’t nobody got time for having someone breath and snore on your face. ^same.
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For the two of you that actually care about my dating misadventures...NSFW edition
rachelecateyes: nataliemeansnice: melissaannandthecool: Forever every time. Isn’t this how everyone does it!? This is how I do it. You trying to tell me that doesn’t work?
Hey Newsman, found this in my pictures folder and thought of you
Fork it … I’ll do it & fork you after!
planetbmx: tonightwedrinktomorrowweride: 2014 Haro Master 24” . You can find this amazing bike and it’s 26” big brother at PlanetBMX . Complete Bike or a Frame & Fork Package and Frame & Fork Package available in White or Chrome . ;) http://www.
You can’t escape Rime. slobfaceart’s Rime makes a good fork for Flanny lol
lovemyfatman: This piggy can’t put down the fork and his belly is getting bigger and heavier.
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
Hubby, you know how you keep saying you need to diet? Caption Credit: chsissy Image Credit: http://www.freeqration.com/image/bean-pea-green-color-fork-plate-photos-2105142
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you When spooning leads to forking: sporking.
you-wantit: grab a fork and eat up. 🎂
godtricksterloki: darrynek: “guns don’t kill people. you can kill someone with a fork too. should we ban forks?” do you eat your dinner with a fucking assault rifle No, but ALMOST ANYTHING can be used as a deadly weapon. IT HAS BEGUN!!
odditymall: Fork With A Pizza Cutter For when you wanna feel fancy.
clockworkbeastsfm: I tried to draw cum for the first time in PS and failed.Let’s hope I’ll get better with time.You might notice that you cant see any forks or spoons on the picture, I’m sorry if that bothers you and makes the image unfappable
doujinsoft: humanure: ki-zumono: -blunt: If you ever need a measuring stick for how much of a weeaboo you are, this is the point of no return. 5:20 *throws laptop out the window* say “kawaii” one more fucking time
breakyoursoulapart: loup-a-c: Yep this is happening. About to eat a man sized meal in #WWENewOrleans Fork You.
iguanamouth:why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
iguanamouth: why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease
we-are-magnolias: Found this rare gem of Michael Cera jumping with a fork and a book.
thejusticeleague:tfw you convince yourself you haven’t put on any weight over the holidays but then ur scales rudely tell you that you’ve put on almost half a stone. time for fatty to put down the fork and pick up his running shoes again.
cosmic-noir: foxxymd: lipst1ckandlunges: I just got called a fatass and had a piece of cake taken away from me while being told I don’t need it. OK HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT Did you stab them? You should stab them. With a fork. The same fork you should
dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
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45babes: Fork you… http://ift.tt/1dHmI79
rainbowthinker: dogapult: technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
when i first saw this, i thought it was moving…. in a good way. jajaja, i’m stoned and this looks delicious.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i-am-a-fish:do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths” #one day they’ll make it illegal for me to posti can’t believe fish was single handedly responsible
cravehiminallways212: Like this…see? Big spoon with my monster. 💋 *rolls over* and forks you….💋
louisinart:Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day – even the littlest thing counts
theworldisa: theworldisa: TWIABP - Fork pre-orderLimited edition of 100. 9-inch serving fork. I am so high right now.http://brokenworldmedia.limitedrun.com/products/534372 SOLD OUT. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You have to love a fork who loves to suck cock
note-a-bear:fuckyeahvintage-retro: Yellowstone, WY c.1950s-60s © Ryan Khatam “So, uh, you gotta take a left at the fork, and then there’s this…you’ll see a gully, trust me: you’ll know it when you see it. When you see the gully, go until
coffee-clubbers: Life is a journey. There is no one road better than others, just choices to be made. Each fork, a new beginning. Sometimes you get sidetracked. You find a meadow, and dance among the wildflowers. You find a mountain, and you just have
onlyshecums: While picking up your fork, you discover why your guest is enjoying your wife’s cooking so much.
nowimthevillain: kesese-eh: SO I DROPPED A FORK ON THE FLOOR BUT IT DIDN’T REALLY FALL OVER IT JUST SAT THERE LIKE THIS??? did you buy this fork from Satan?
WELCOME TO MY WALL O’SHAME ON YOU!!Kisses to ligit followers, I miss you. You all know if I bake a pie I’m happy to share a slice…I’ll even give you my fork… lick* But to those who copy from here … keep your sticky f’n
cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: cravehiminallways212: ❤️ Me too… And I love when it transforms into forking….*wink*….💋 *smirk* 💋
ITS FUNNY HOW YOU THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU WHEN I ALWAYS TOLD YOU HOW IMPORTANT YOU WERE TO ME OMFG -FLIPS DESK- STAY AWAY FROM ME -CRYS AND BREAKS PLATES- JUST GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK -THROWS SPOONS AND FORKS ON THE GROUND WIT LITTLE TO NO EFFORT
