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…. this should be the cover of every Cosmo in existence for eternity… =_=

dedoarts: nonuberis: ninsegado91: zootopepo: Beep Beep I’m a Sheep, Furry Edition This is great lmao the part where it references Cyriak This is the better version! Me: “Looks cute” minus8: “NOT FOR LONG”

therealfunk:Commission for CiziNote the glowing hover heels! Never mind that her skin is exposed to the atmosphere but she has to wear a helmet! Shut up its cool!Twitter / Patreon Ayyy lmao

andsoicalledherocean: rafabulous: andsoicalledherocean: jiluan: bobthebobking: zootopia pro-life comic and elf practice battle to the death for last meme of 2017 you guys act like were not gunna create and destroy like 10 more memes in the next 3

…. sweet Gods…. I hope this person failed whatever medical course they were enrolled in… for the sake of our children….

………….. I’m using this every chance I get for the rest of my life…. *hugs the internet*

Luckily for me, I’ve mastered the art of the SBND. Silent but not deadly. Its a gift. ^_^

HEY! NO! LIES! That’s what we HOPE for, not what we EXPECT, or PICTURE the whole time. FFS… women are so crass. >_>

HA! Herbivore 1 - Carnivore…. untold billions… but still! That’s a win for the herbivores!!! ^_^

WTF… I did this in my head in like 5 seconds… how the fuck is this for geniuses… who made this thing, an american????? ;)

…. knowing women this picture would just make them blame us for the state of the economy… ^_^

…… checking every single fountain drink and straw for the rest of my life now. Thanks Tumblr.

Dont laugh, its a serious phobia. It took me years to get over it. To finally accept the risk and just hope for the best. Good luck human race. *looks off into the sunset stoically*

….. the funny part for me is that I can’t really see any burnt out letters…. >_>

I’m not sure I’ve ever wished for a woman to be barren this much in my entire life… gods… can you imagine if she’s not? I’d fear for the future of our race….

This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons. First off… bacteria will eat it… however its been processed and cooking anything makes it last longer. So totally out of context. SECONDLY…. what the fuck do you mean? If bacteria

I remember seeing this for the first time…. it was so sad! XD

…………………… so epic. Gods I love Tumblr. For the inspiration alone.

Reason #543 to wish for the Zombie Apocalypse…. roughed up hotties with guns and bladed weapons…. *drool*

……….. probably the best analogy for it…

lol… I only posted this for the shitty drawing at the end.

This is SO me for the next two days.

lmao There’s no telling for sure with women, that’s the truth.

Reason #3219275 I am grateful for the internet. <3

lol I’m glad female sexism is starting to be pointed out more. Been bugging me for like a decade. Only in the last year have I seen things like this. ^ I mean I’ve been pointing shit out like this for years. I’m kind of a pioneer for

I dont usually post pet memes… but the fucking caption is SO right on for that dog face…. =O

Ignoring the vaguely angry and inappropriate picture/caption on the right, TOTALLY. When I say curvy… I mean CURVY. Its not code for overweight ffs…

OMG…. I’ve stared at this for like… 10 mins. Then I spent 15mins lazily drawing hearts in the air… I’ve concluded theres no fucking way to accidentally do this… the Pope… air drew… a cock….

Seriously… Japan… sometimes… Like I just wanna fucking live there JUST for the TV…

A LIFE TIME OF SORROW FOR THE LAST AIRBENDER. =_= ***Disclaimer: I didnt screenshot fuck all. Got this off a website. Shut the fuck up in advance thanks. ;)

….. Ya. I see the pattern. The vast majority of the high paying positions in this company are occupied by women… fucking sexist. =_= Where’s male equality? Oh right…. thats only for women.

lmao… He’s a keeper for sure.

Sigh. I theoretically don’t mind vegans. If they’re informed. I say theoretically because I haven’t met an informed one yet. But at least I allow for the possibility. =_=

lol Little perspective shift for the ladies. So if we make fun of or criticize yer Cosmo… just remember the above. ;)

Fuck man. The company I work for ADVOCATES the use of IE…. its a fucking travesty tbh…

…. I now, for the first time in my life, wish to read the Bible… >_>

The Anti-Christ encounters his first hurdle in his plan for world domination….

lol Dont worry… I got just the flute for the job…

……………………………….. A problem with the military thats been around for thousands of years… most of the people who join up are idiots with no better prospects…

Sorry for the racial slur. But this is just kind of epic. lmao

This is in my top 5 moments for this anime and my top 10 for ALL anime. Its right near the beginning of the series and it basically sold me on the show.

All your senses die down when you sleep, its true smell does it the most though. There are exceptions though. This isn’t true for people with an overdeveloped sense of smell for instance. Still cool. ^_^

lol 3rd wave feminists are synonymous with sexists. Except… even more oblivious than your average sexist. So pointing this out to them is gonna fail… however for the rest of us this is a hilarious meme. Enjoy. =D

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason

lol No need to be so literal. When english speaking peoples discovered them they had the word pinecones. The pineapple was an edible fruit however, hence the “apple” portion. The “pine” portion is obviously for its resemblance to pine

jellyfish–song:……..So. This happened and… Yeah, I don’t have an excuse again, I just like drawing memes, okay? Inspired by the “stress is bad for the baby” meme (if that wasn’t obvious lmao).

idk how many times ive done this in the past. smh “you cant hold onto the grass and reach for the stars at the same time. you gotta let something go” so you gotta let something go. also…if its not gonna matter in 5 years then dont

luvisblack:This one sided shit is for the birds my guy. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG

luvisblack:Doubling Down!!! #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG take it off for me. versace on the floor…

ectoqueen: avoids my hw to make shitty memes instead take them. just Take Them (also. jokersnix: thank u for continuing to make these Horrible Memes and giving me an excuse to do the same lmao )

laysiaprincess: justtherightmoment: laysiaprincess: laysiaprincess: Bein reckless in Indianapolis Lol where did you dig this up from? The deepest, darkest parts of the Internet Aka farming this blog for dank memes Lmao

oaktreesandhuneysuckle: purplepassionflower: the-art-of-the-meme: Jurassskin for it! Haha Lmao

cant-tellme-nothing: In the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back

cleophatrajones: aliceinanotherland: dynastylnoire: trillaryclinton: illumahottie: Bye it looked like someone deep fried this meme reblogging for the bolded rofl 😂😂😂 Lmao at the bolded

ohmykorra: ohmykorra: remembering that korrasami has been canon for almost a year remembering that bryan konietzko posted a korrasami drawing on korra and asami’s anniversary

You go have your fun @periiidoot, play nice though no fights~ the iii meme is a famliii friendly one~

autisticspeedwagon: autisticspeedwagon: You know school memes? Like memes within schools? Like that one teacher who always says a certain thing and everyone knows it, so it becomes a school meme? I like how people are reblogging this with their school

and now that I finished that I can go back to doing more important stuff lmao

autumndiesirae: celticpyro: infamouslydorky: Ya know, we give Facebook wine aunts shit for the minion memes in the past but now we’re spreading the Gru meme on here and so we have come full circle. Gru isn’t an over-marketed little yellow gremlin.

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