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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
perlockholmes: I haven’t seen this yet, why haven’t I seen this yet?! “I’m the Real” Week: Day 1 (Admin note: There are seriously zero series three spoilers in the posts for this week, but for those of you who are paranoid, they
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll exotic dance for you too.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
A little present for the Sherlolly shippers. This was sent to me by boliyka.
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“I would wear the outfit for you.”
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
As per this blog’s tradition, here is your annual Valentine’s Day video! Sorry that I’m rambly and that my camera was apparently having some focusing issues.Thanks @littlegirl-boy for sending me your questions!
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”
I’m participating in the Sherlock Committee’s art auction to help raise funds for Tumbl-Con USA! The auction is being held April 7-13 on the Sherlock Committee’s LiveJournal! Don’t miss it!
A postcard thingy for Viclockcon, a Sherlock mini con in Melbourne, Australia! All the freaky ladies (and I think one bro) in the background are the Viclockians (I hope all of you are happy with this lolllll). This con looks like it’s going to be
click for nsfw lizzieborednow answered: johnlock, top sherlock maybe in a chair? diifinity answered: I second top sherlock in a chair.
click for nsfw bassanimation answered: Im always down for some Sherlock self-touch action ububu :3 latevictorian answered: solo Sherlock :> (okay not exactly solo but sort of)
This is a SUPER OVERDUE gift for nana-41175 for sending me some of my favorite Sherlock doujinshi =w= Based on her designs (1-2-3) for her fic Captive Hearts~ Thank you for being so patient Nana, I hope it was sort of what you had in mind!!! (I had no
CLICK FOR NSFW hachimitsulemon answered: Prompt: John riding Sherlock on his armchair? diifinity answered: John riding Sherlock hard and both of them enjoying it very much pleeeeease. *_* holmosexuality answered: toplock pleasee
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft. John says no.
canyoupassmeapen: sherlockspeare: - John, you’re late again. You should work less hard for your own health.- I don’t believe you, Sherlock. You are not here. I don’t believe you.
notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;
~click for full view: suggestive but not explicit nsfw noncon wolf!John/redridinghood!Sherlock~ Read The Red on AO3 by belladonnaq & traumachu A fic/art collab for the Seattle Fandom Jam, based on the prompt “RedRidingHood!Sherlock controls
I did a postcard for Bay Area Sherlock Con! It’s happening August 2nd and 3rd in Berkley California and you can still buy tickets here! For those of you unfamiliar, they’re drinking bubble tea and eating pandan waffle and fried tofu PPP: The
sevenpercent-stronger: What I love about this is that it’s the ‘real’ Sherlock, and while he hasn’t hidden who he really is from John in the past, this is when he’s really ADMITTING for the first time, not just telling. He’s not telling John
wearsherlock: A Study in Font —————Typography on screen in BBC Sherlock “SHERLOCK” Title font This font is custom made for the show using P22 Johnston Underground as a base. (Download link below.) Here is a fantastic title font analysis
