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Not much to say this this time around for the thirty minute challenge, except it felt like doing a single comic page.

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

kittykatstarkid13: beamscissorsduo02rp: finntastic31: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE MINUTE the more you look at it, the less it makes sense i laughed for like ten minutes i cant breath It took me a little bit to realize what’s wrong with this. It’s

obviously-bored: kittykatstarkid13: beamscissorsduo02rp: finntastic31: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE MINUTE the more you look at it, the less it makes sense i laughed for like ten minutes i cant breath omg I thought something was wrong with the numbers and

bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said

Me and my friend were drunk last night and after refusing for like 10 minutes she convinced me to ride horses with her around the pond. Apparently she didn’t saddle the horse properly so within 2 minutes I fell off the horse with saddle and all.

fini-mun: COM- Emily the ChameleonCommission for Kiwiwi! ( 45 minutes roughly, I think I went over time though because I forgot to unpause the timer 60 minutes!) If you’d like a commission as well, check out my commission information here!Posted using

fini-mun: COM- How to Completely Fail at Vampire SlayingCommission for Damo! (150 minutes) You go out to hunt vampires, and instead you make two more??? Sheesh… If you’d like a commission as well, check out my commission information here!Posted using

yamisora: aryaspecter: #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

letspretend-together: sluttyoliveoil: douleur-royale: sluttyoliveoil: what i feel like when the picture doesnt load this isn’t funny apparently I’ve caused a lot of stressI apologize Oh my god. I sat here for like five minutes waiting for this

daviddadeer: ignobler: lonelystiles: when ur giving the succ for like 15 minutes and he still ain’t done Marathon BJs are so undervalued. =( I love how girls here expect men to go down on them for days but you’re telling me 15 minutes is

supremekittenoverlord: ignobler: lonelystiles: when ur giving the succ for like 15 minutes and he still ain’t done Marathon BJs are so undervalued. =( I like marathon bjs as much as I like giving handjobs for 40 minutes.I don’t. I can understand

hardisonparker: im so tired of all the ‘their bodies fit perfectly together’ stuff like where’s the ‘they tried spooning for like 20 minutes but they couldnt find a position where at least one arm wasnt awkwardly squished and they got overheated

cutiequeercris: nativepeopleproblems:gemself:the executive dysfunction feel when you’ve been yelling @ urself for like 20 minutes to take a shower but to other ppl it just looks like u have been sitting at the computer for 20 minutes“I should go

vampirequeen: when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes

shappeyhappy: 2spookymulder: omg today in french i learned that the name for an “internet user” is “un internaut” and i laughed for like 10 minutes okay it’s an INTERNAUT LIKE AN ASTRONAUT FOR THE INTERNET WATCH EVERY EVERYONE, I AM AN INTERNAUT

The Gems are only in it for, like, a minute but they’re so dang cute the whole time omg Also, Batman reference!

dance like a tree replied to your post: omegaspreem said:By chance, have … okay I gotta ask, how long did it take you to find that post, because that WAS forever ago Well I was checking your archive for like 5 minutes and couldn’t find

mechandra replied to your post: it’s raining!it was POURING a while ago, where were you?it was drizzling here a little while ago but it only just started coming down hard like 10 minutes ago. Must be moving, pretty fast too considering its barely raining

me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:

My kitty just licked my feet and ankles for like 10 minutes straight.eww,

vampirequeen: when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes

the-sexylosers-club: kittykatstarkid13: beamscissorsduo02rp: finntastic31: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE MINUTE the more you look at it, the less it makes sense i laughed for like ten minutes i cant breath AAAHAHAHAH

may-fly: me this morning

sexypandaalex: gods-nips: I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. Rule 1 of Tumblr: Don’t go on Tumblr when you are waiting for your brother to get out of the loo and need a wee.

vampirequeen: when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes

yamisora: aryaspecter: #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

pharaohsparklefists: Episode 88, part 1: SIDE QUEST TO TRAUMA TOWN Rishid has a flashback a few minutes into this episode that lasts for like, ten minutes. Jury is out on whether he just stares into space for a full ten minutes or sees all this in some

yamisora: aryaspecter: #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

my phone has been overheating super fast lately????

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

plotprincessss: riftingreality: venus—flytrap: uglynewyork: On the train today, the female conductor dead had to tell people clear from the doors like 20x. We aint move for like 15 minutes ‘cause people wouldn’t move or get off to wait for a

vampirequeen: when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes

shappeyhappy: 2spookymulder: omg today in french i learned that the name for an “internet user” is “un internaut” and i laughed for like 10 minutes okay it’s an INTERNAUT LIKE AN ASTRONAUT FOR THE INTERNET WATCH EVERY EVERYONE, I AM AN INTERNAUT

the-sexylosers-club: kittykatstarkid13: beamscissorsduo02rp: finntastic31: IT TOOK ME A WHOLE MINUTE the more you look at it, the less it makes sense i laughed for like ten minutes i cant breath AAAHAHAHAH

sonoanthony: Relationship goals: being with someone for years and still say goodnight for like 20 minutes cus both of ya so infatuated with each other ya keep bringing shit to talk about after saying goodnight and sweet dreams like 4 times.

youngnocturnalblood: -walllflower: fyeahrandomwrestling: I’m not ashamed to say this took me a minute. LMFAO OMG i laughed at this for like 20 minutes

nativepeopleproblems:gemself:the executive dysfunction feel when you’ve been yelling @ urself for like 20 minutes to take a shower but to other ppl it just looks like u have been sitting at the computer for 20 minutes“I should go do the thing.”

sonoanthony: Relationship goals: being with someone for years and still say goodnight for like 20 minutes cus both of ya so infatuated with each other ya keep bringing shit to talk about after saying goodnight and sweet dreams like 4 times.

sonoanthony: Relationship goals: being with someone for years and still say goodnight for like 20 minutes cus both of ya so infatuated with each other ya keep bringing shit to talk about after saying goodnight and sweet dreams like 4 times.

mobfrog: mobfrog: the last ep of mob psycho is hilarious to me because like. if sakurai’s sword didnt actually cut reigen, why was he lying on the ground, face-down and completely silent, for like 3 minutes? why?? was it for dramatic effect?? that’s

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY

420feethigh: bluntgirl: sexypandaalex: gods-nips: I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. Rule 1 of Tumblr: Don’t go on Tumblr when you are waiting for your brother to get out of the

sonoanthony: Relationship goals: being with someone for years and still say goodnight for like 20 minutes cus both of ya so infatuated with each other ya keep bringing shit to talk about after saying goodnight and sweet dreams like 4 times.

for like 1 minute a day and then I miss cock

sonoanthony: Relationship goals: being with someone for years and still say goodnight for like 20 minutes cus both of ya so infatuated with each other ya keep bringing shit to talk about after saying goodnight and sweet dreams like 4 times.

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

vampirequeen: when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes

soft-cheek: kouharen: giraffelimbs: why I been trying to figure this out for like 10 minutes but it ended in about 20 minutes of laughing. What even is this????? fashion

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds

im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking

5 minutes late to yoga and now I gotta wait for an hour and a half until the next session….why did I think I could be ready and get there in less than an hour?

shittysawtraps:*35 minutes of silence**jigsaw voice* Ohhhhmygod ahaha you’re not gonna believe it, I forgot to press the button on the speaker. I’ve been explaining the game for like, twenty minutes, wondering why you weren’t doing anything. Well,

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