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selinaminx: moni91w: kratz-katz: Monday night I was turned into a dinner table. This was a very unique experience for me. I loved the feeling of being strapped down, decorated with food and feeling the attendees’ hands on my skin. I got very calm
noodlepoodlepupper: Noodle’s legs had to be tied up so she wouldn’t be able to steal food off the table again. bit.ly/PupStore ~ bit.ly/SurpriseNoodle(please don’t delete the caption or she won’t know how to find her way back home)
darkcornersdotcom: epithechef: Counters and tables tops are for food and groceries. Kimmy loves playing meatgirl. Meat week Meat Kimmy, she’s oven ready!
puplaika: You thought black cats were unlucky? Try leaving your food on the coffee table and test your luck with me around. I’ll steal your snacks and your heart. 🖤
unfollovving:My dad isn’t home so guess who joined us by the table & made himself look so sad that my mom made him some food on a separate plate & ate with us
janetsungart: Finished this up in time for AnimeNext! Come see me and Arielle in the Artist Alley at Table #33!!!~*・°☆ Bring food!
thegembeaststemple: No time to draw this week, so have a bunch of things I started drawing months ago and later abandoned for whatever reason
stevencrewniverse: The finest Brie!
officialfrenchtoast: when your food is taking a long time & u see the table next to you eating something good
friedchickenugget: when the waiter approaches your table with your food
walking into the kitchen and suddenly finding your favourite food on the table
aquajoggers: “leave it for the cleaning staff” is one of the most offensive phrases in existence…do not allow ur friends or family to say this…
bagmilk: when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
littlemisssweetcakes: luckied: Jean watched Lea from where he sat at the table, taking a small sniff of his food as he ate. He was completely unaware of the habit he formed when in the labs and it was second nature long before they had met. He knew
yeahnorightsure:Nicky: The food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.Booker:Andy:Joe: You’re too hot and I’d still eat y—Booker, slamming his fist on the table: ONE DINNERBooker: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU—
asiangril: When your husband came home to see that there was no food and saw you on the table, you confused at what dinner was going to be. With your legs spread wide, you told him at yourself was dinner and that it was going to be all you can eat.
oldschool-unticorn: ladiesandlemonade: missseriallover: calibredgoddess:Ok someone’s done with your shit When the table that came in after me gets their food before me. ^^^ Where is the lie lmao
extraneousredux: I have called exactly ONE person a “cunt” in my lifetime. The manager of a restaurant. We waited for our bill for over an hour. Imagine sitting at a table - done with your food and drinks, waiting to leave - for over an hour. At
blondebrainpower: Julia Child and James Beard look over a table full of autumnal foods, 1975.
zvaigzdelasas: our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a
maurypovichofficial: watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table
teganxxx92: bravodelta9: thesilverhammer: godpenis: She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg Living. This is my new jam. If anyone has ever waited tables or worked in food service, this makes sense
YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE
cumdolli: i hav never rolled up to a restaurant, sat @ a table & informed the waitress i am not paying 4 any food but id like her 2 sit down w me & chat. shes on the clock, working to survive in this world, relying on tips so she can pay all her
goaltobeswole: When daddy comes home from work ! 1. No talking 2. Food on table 3. Submit
katnip17: melchiorgabor: yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray. so on the top of their receipt
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superheroesincolor: The Ballad of Black Tom (2016) People move to New York looking for magic and nothing will convince them it isn’t there. Charles Thomas Tester hustles to put food on the table, keep the roof over his father’s head, from Harlem
drown-in-cum: maurypovichofficial: watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table *licks lips*
nuthachbird:OFMD details we should talk more about - No. 2In episode 8, after Calico Jack arrives, Stede reluctantly invites him to join them for breakfast. Well, kind of, … not really. Inside we see the table full of food, two teacups and only
strawberryquiche: …he doesn’t give you anything. He just takes the food and leaves. (He may flip a table if you pour decaf.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw chatter about doorwings. And my brain did a (messy) thing. Send
martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the point
rizobact: silverwheeleddecepticon: strawberryquiche: …he doesn’t give you anything. He just takes the food and leaves. (He may flip a table if you pour decaf.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I saw chatter about doorwings.
priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even
tee-ambition: maurypovichofficial: watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table
When you're out eating with people and the food finally comes to the table.
babesoftheworldunite: Food for the eyes - lesbians getting it on at the dinner table
friendlyneighborhoodlum: kimreesesdaughter: S/O to all of us paying rent, car notes, tuition and books, bills and keeping food on the table and working, all while keeping our heads up and not letting this shit break us. I needed this
ignoredsex: “Dinner’s ready, you two!” “Just another second, Mom.” “Mmmffphnn…” “Honey, you know not to talk with your mouth full. Your food’s on the table whenever you guys are finished, okay? Oh, and
searchingforaprincess: sonypicturesuk: Come stay at Hotel Transylvania - the only place where the food has worse table manners than you! @sweetinnocentbabygirl
gymleaderkyle: when your waiter walks by with another tables food
This place is like a bar for the underage crowd. Milk tea and slush instead of alcohol , asian pop music , lounge area , pool table , food and games. And it stays open until 2 am ! I usually come here with my friends most of the time . the drinks are