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The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the next 90 days serving me in chastity. Any day I don’t come won’t count. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband. Image credit: not sure, it’s all over the internet.

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you are going to be on your knees kissing my feet. 3…., 2…., 1…. Caption credit: Uxorious Photo credit: 1photos.com

We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all his salary into my bank account. That’s the end of the game. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you make me feel very good while I’m wearing it, I’ll even let you wear clothes over it. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t be getting any doggie treats from Princess on his wedding night. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband.

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling. I need this as my hobby room. If you agree, just stare at me with your mouth hanging open and say nothing. Good. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

I just realized – why aren’t your naked? That’s going to cost you. Caption Credit: BoundBoysD

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed. Noted. Staring at me when you could be on your knees massaging my feet. Noted. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition on this tumblr. He’s reading a text and I love the look on her face. She knows what he’s just about to read. So please submit any caption you like - except cuckoldry

Good chores list darling. For a start. Write Monday on the top of each card and we might be getting somewhere. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You finally going to agree to give me all your porn account usernames and passwords? Ok then. As promised, you can turn around and look at me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is what to say… “I get to make out with my wife every single day and more on good days, and she is COMPLETELY satisfied every day. If you can say the same you can tease me as much

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how much I love you I’m going to wear expensive diamond rings on these two fingers. Bought by my darling husband. Today. Oh, but get Poochie’s bath done first. Caption Credit:

Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm. It’s 4.02. Pity, you were so close to getting an allowance this week. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Don’t think of it as chastity. Think of it as three months of foreplay. Starting now. Caption Credit: Wish I could remember. I saw the three months of foreplay thing somewhere.

You don’t have a cluewhat I just said, do you? … YOU DON"T HAVE A CLUE WHAT I JUST SAID, DO YOU? Close your eyes. You won’t be seeing the girls again until you’ve gone down on me 20 times. Blindfolded of course. Caption

Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.” Actually correct caption is “Universal symbol for lucky guy.” Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped? Since you love my knees so much you can get over them. After you’ve fetched my wooden hairbrush. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture of Wonder Woman?

No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines. Your hobby is cooking wonderful meals for me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh yes, I forgot. I DO have 贄 for every time you beg me for release. You know where to transfer the money. I think it’s 踰 for tonight. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile. I’m glad I bought one for each use. I’m so glad your chastity belt gives me access for tickling your balls. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s dinner. I always love the punishment to fit the crime. So I’ll use this pan. “HOOONNNEEEYYY! Get into the garage and over the spanking bench.” Caption credit:

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver I’ve lost the key What’s for dinner? Caption Credit: Miss Ty B Many thanks to Ty for this caption. Please do enter our next caption competition!

No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I will let you beg to get into chastity. But just once. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to pay to get me out of it. And the more you have to pay after you get me out of it. Start paying. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of great advice for wives starting on a female led relationship. While you are giving me a footrub you can explain those financial domination fantasies you were posting about. Caption

You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t you? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra is that colour, yes you can come after I have tonight. Of course only an exact match counts. There are an awful lot of colour names out there, aren’t there? Caption Credit: Uxorious

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t come round to dinner tonight. And don’t worry, I have not spent all day preparing a four course meal. No, I haven’t spent any time at all on it. Caption Credit: Uxorious

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you don’t get punished for bad vacuuming. And before you ask, yes I marked it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom instead of just closing the door and letting you sleep alone… I’ll give you a clue… it better involve me coming and you not. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your chores? Add five points to the punishment total on the fridge. I think you know what that means. Then go away and find more chores to do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you serve. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into the woodshed when you did your chores wrong. Your wife does. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home and do the ironing. I will be inspecting a random item for the tiniest crease, as usual. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming. Run along and shave now while I think about how you can apologise for not doing it earlier. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing up, which was chore number 1 on your list? Apparently you’re right. You do need a very strict female to train you to be a good servant. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you want to have your eyes open, you better start begging… … to be my slave husband for the next month… Your choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re sleeping in the back seat of the car in the garage. For the rest of the month. Or do you want to renegotiate and offer me more services and submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husban

Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take your pants off. I need a better view. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie you could dream of. But now you’re locked for me, I find your obsession with my body is the same whatever I wear. Tell me again how hot I am. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take you a long time to get out of the trouble you’re in. And maybe your dreams will come true. I might enjoy it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for asking. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

And point 17, you didn’t… Hey! You’re looking smug. You better have been paying very close attention. Remember you’re being tested on your faults later. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I also love the way letting you watch me do it makes you so submissive towards me. But don’t waste your time, get on with my footrub. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone. If only they knew what I had hubby doing at home in his maid’s outfit, and what he’ll be doing for me later when I get back. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting very long, isn’t it? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that you’ve told me all your banking security codes I just need to change them to ones you don’t know and then I can let you go. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to pay your salary direct into my bank account. But making you watch while I transfer it every month is so much more fun. And yes, Joey, you can thank me later. You know how. Caption Credit: Uxori

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you have soon, darling? Caption Credit: Joey

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission” did you forget?Get down on the floor and wait for me to come back to punish you. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband

I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband into my slave… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m going to be the personal trainer of your dreams. I’m going to be the personal trainer from hell. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones bank account??! Either it’s been hacked or you tried to guess what I’d changed your bank password to. For your sake I hope it’s been hacked. Caption Credit: Uxorious

Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided it’s a crawling night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you earn for me. Your discretionary spending privileges are revoked. Bring me your credit cards and scissors. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t weigh yourself any day in the last week. Your calorie allowance is halved for the next week. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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