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OKAY THIS IS BULLSHIT. ONE OF THE PLUSHIES HAS GOTTEN STUCK IN CUSTOMS. FINNISH CUSTOMS, WHAT YOU JUST DID IS BLASPHEMY. YOU JUST DO NOT SEPARATE VIRUS AND TRIP OH GOD I WILL CUT A HO.
A Molotov cocktail (Finnish: Polttopullo or Molotovin koktaili, German: Molotowcocktail, Russian: коктейль Молотова, translit. Kokteyl Molotova), also known as a petrol bomb, poor man’s grenade, fire bomb (not to be confused with
elasuomi: The Finnish Solution
imnotacleverman: Initially, Lee volunteered to fight for the Finnish forces during the Winter War in 1939. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lee#Service_in_World_War_II Wow Finland we got this bad ass’ backing there! Wow, I’m fucking
One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians.
Bi bi baby, baby good bi
Months in Finnish
*throws the keyboard off the table* THAT IS HOW MY DAD TREATS ME. Yes I know computer shit. NO I WILL NOT DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU FFS IF THERE’S A THING YOU CAN INSTALL IN FINNISH LANGUAGE THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THE FCKING INSTRUCTIONS
Soon I’ll either be really fucking happy and pleased with Finnish parliament or I’ll hate it till the end of times. Hnsfgh.
AS A FINNISH PERSON, I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT OUR COUNTRY'S PARLIAMENT HAS FINALLY APPROVED THE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE LAW!!
flollu: 105-92! LÄPI MENI! WE ARE EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://yle.fi/uutiset/finnish_parliament_approves_same-sex_marriage/7657759
ristiinrastiinnaulittu: Timo Soinin argumentaatiokyky on henkeäsalpaavaa. x Miksi miehet eivät voisi solmia avioliittoa miesten kanssa ja naiset naisten kanssa? - No kun ei voi. Miksi? - Ei tässä ole seksuaalisesta suuntautumisesta kysymys, vaan
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
sarkazein: The key to mastering the Finnish spoken language is knowing what “vittu” and it’s derivatives mean in any given situation.
jethroq: Important Finnish holidays include: drinking in the cold and with dangerous fireworks (new years) drinking because there’s two extra days off work (easter) drinking while wearing your graduation hat or with a red flag (may day) drinking when
The many meanings of Vittu, the most common Finnish swear word:
dylansbooty: ”Yleensähän se on tämmönen univormuammatti niinku lentäjä, palomies, poliisi, postimies….”
bullshitisreallove: if you ever find your country stupid just remember that finnish national author wrote one book and it was about seven drunks hiding in the woods because the didn’t want to go to school
depressingfinland: chibisuz: depressingfinland: 234937289: Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me. Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.In every other cases
The equal marriage law has passed the second voting oh god I’m ready to cry here. ;wwwwwwww;Just one more yes, finnish parliament. That’s ALL I’m asking. Just one more voting with a definite yes, please make my day when that voting takes
hell-fisher: On se rankkaa tuolla siipiveikkojen leirissä. Onneksi on myötätuntoiset mentorit noilla junioreilla.
onsvaltti: The reason why Finnish children are traumatized. WHAT THE FUCK JAPS?! YOU GOT OFF THE HOOK THAT EASILY?! OKAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I HAD TO SPEND MY WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS
(Not exactly funny but kind of maybe but no) Finland trivia, a.k.a explaining the Finnish Maiden
Nemi is one of my favorite non-japanese comics. Since this is in finnish though, and I find it funny, I’ll hand you a quick translation:1st panel: “!”#%!&%“ fag…”2nd panel: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and
ahmando: I’m quietly and patiently waiting for the day when I can actually use the Finnish word hääyöaie (“plan/intention to spend a wedding night”) in an actual conversation.
mutisija: rakastan tätä leffaa
mielipuolistapaskaa: ei-saatana: starlene: Finnish Christmas pastries being made. hakaristitortut siellä kohoaa ruokapornoa
karudon: I saw Santa the other day at town. Avoided him. If you haven’t seen Rare Exports, you know nothing about Finnish Santa.
dependsoncontext: fuking-homestuck: j-z-millier: louxisalhama: spaceisforlovers: jethroq: danadelions: ja ja ja ja jaa spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???you decide Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about
purkkapallo: 2nd handling of equal marriage at the Finnish parliament done. With votes 101-90, equal marriage yet another step closer. Welcome to 2014 Finland, I’m glad you decided to join this century. #tahdon2014
Pokémon in Finnish
viahhapocalyptica:Every time I read the name “Persephone” I always read the first half in Finnish and the second half in English.
My roommate just texted me and informed me that people are apparently going to start translating SnK into Finnish. While I’m not part of this particular fandom, it doesn’t mean I can’t roll my eyes and sigh because oh for fuck’s
Oooh 112 followers! 8D(Because I doubt people know what the number means, that’s the Finnish 911 number.)So, NOW I can panic. 8′D
notifigaytion:if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for You have nothing to live for. Bye.
general symptoms of being finnish
icaroswing: It pisses me off that schools in Finland never teach us much about the ancient Finnish mythology. It’s interesting and important but It is always overruled by modern Christianity and many cool things are ignored and skipped as a “funny
mutisija: finnish pronounciation is really easy to understand if you figure out these few things: -each letter has one sound, when you say a word out loud, its literally just string of the sounds of each letter -the way a letter is pronounced wont change
fantasymarathon: You know Finnish language is stupidnainen (noun)= womannainen (verb)= I will most likely fuck
disquietous: THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS those fucking referees are so unjust. Finnish players can’t even look at Czech player without a penalty but they pretend to be fucking blind when Czechs do something actually penalty worthy.I’m about to lose
hockeyimaginesblog: Is the Finnish team so great that the others are afraid of us and that’s why the refs never give any penalties to the opposite team?? Because that’s what it feels like…
maegorondien: Dear IIHF, When will you get good refs? It’s always the same thing every year. (or had putin something to do with this?) Sincerely, A Finnish fan who’s pissed off and ready to fight
khielacadona: No Mikael! That’s a knee.. The anatomy of a Finnish hockey player
mielipuolistapaskaa: impopentti: ding dong the witch is gone This was one of the best bday gifts finnish news gave me. ♥ (In short, the leader of the christian democrats is calling in quits and stepping down!)
bottaslicious: bethoniewaring: bottaslicious: i want to watch a certain movie but it’s kind of a christmas movie but it’s a finnish christmas movie so it’s more about preventing santa from eating all the children by blowing him up than the spirit
escapekit: The Spirit of Winter A collection of winter photos shot between 2012-2014 by Finnish photographer Mikko Lagerstedt.
Thanks Tumblr, but I’m NOT dying. These are just my OTP feels. I can handle them. (For people who don’t speak Finnish - that’s basically a site about writing your own fucking will. Tumblr thinks I’m dying to my OTP feels.)
I’d like to know seriously that what the fuck is wrong with the Finnish justice system. A girl got raped back in March by a GROUP OF GUYS. Could you please notice the word GROUP. PLEASE. What does our court system think of this? Let me translate:Five
Y’know what I find extremely ridiculous regarding some of the commercials that air on Finnish TV? The freaking Nicotinell commercials. Okay, I KNOW smoking is bad. Ffs if someone knows, that’s me. What annoys me in their commercials is how fucking
Reblog this with what you call the end of a loaf of bread written in the tags.
bunny-banana: The Finnish language needs to eat a Snickers One’s not gonna be nearly enough, just sayin’. 8′D
Meie reliikvia on vabadus!
useless-estoniafacts: Apparently it’s really hard for Southern Europeans to understand Finnish and Estonian alcohol systems - the fact that Finns have separate store for harder stuff and in both countries after certain time you can’t buy alcohol
useless-estoniafacts: useless-hungaryfacts: In hungarian raccoon is literally called “washer-bear“ (mosómedve). same in estonian (pesukaru) Same in Finnish (pesukarhu).
Send me an english word or sentence and I will translate to my native language
Dear Bilingual people
I’ve been browsing this finnish online store for cross stitch kits and I’m dying. I just want to order all of the everything. But this:This is just… Omg. I want thiiiiis. QwQ Cross stitch shtuffs. QwQ ♥
Finding more of these finnish horoscope joke gems… 8′DGeminiYou’re quick and smart.Both genders like you, because you’re inevitably a bisexual.You think you can get everything without putting any work into it.You’re a scammer and an asshole.You
suomi-finland-perkele: Kekri celebrations in Tampere, Finland, 2009 by annelivia Kekri, the ancient, almost forgotten, Finnish celebration of the end of the harvest season. When the rest of the world seems to be celebrating Halloween - a tradition
Wanna know what’s just extremely hilarious? Y’know how there are all of these phishing emails and god knows what email scammers in total? The fun part comes with my nationality. You see, finnish isn’t exactly something you can translate into something
