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fatbestfriend: paint me like four of your french girls Only if you’ll be my canvas. And my brush would be… Well, you know…
fatbestfriend: westtexblkman: hyme001: fatbestfriend: I woke up like dis Come to daddy He’s vulnerable… defenseless…without facade…without any kind of front to keep him from…. I could readily take sexual advantage of him
fatbestfriend: Cats love fats it’s science. OMG. I’m a cat…
fatbestfriend: The worst glass of wine I have ever had in my entire life
fatbestfriend: I did this small photo shoot on my balcony in 2016. This has been posted before, but since I’m returning to Tumblr with a new name and a new blog I figured I should post it again. Hey everybody!
fatbestfriend: I’m hoping this is the year I finally make it onto Maxim’s Hot 100
fatbestfriend: I woke up like dis
fatbestfriend: I have yet to find anything else in life that feels as good as lying in bed in my underpants not doing anything
fatbestfriend: paint me like four of your french girls
fatbestfriend: queenpheeder: OMG
fatbestfriend:It is vaguely possible I might need some new shirts.
fatbestfriend:Oh, you think obesity is your ally. But you merely adopted obesity; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a vegetable until I was already a man, by then it had to be drenched in butter! The drive-thrus betray you because they
fatbestfriend: Somebody on /r/RedditGetsDrawn made this badass drawing of me based on one of my pictures and I am OBSESSED WITH IT The hero we need
fatbestfriend: Is it a solid or is it a liquid? Dude…why are you so perfect?
fatbestfriend: Cats love fats it’s science. Dude, you look amazing. Why your hair so perfect? (Also very cute kitty)
fatbestfriend: I posted on /r/RedditGetsDrawn and a bunch of people did cool illustrations of me! I really love this piece by /u/j-j-j-j. You look like a really stylized comic book dude
fatbestfriend: Hi everyone today is rough sorry our government is trying to murder us here’s a cute sugar glider video to make you feel better
fatbestfriend: me irl
fatbestfriend: I’ve had a couple of you weirdos ask me how I met my girlfriend and I hope this clears everything up. Omfg
fatbestfriend: Is it a solid or is it a liquid? You’ve transcended matter, my friend
fatbestfriend:This is slowly becoming a photo blog about my pets instead of sexy pictures and I apologize FOR NOTHING. What a good cat
fatbestfriend: I’ve had a couple of you weirdos ask me how I met my girlfriend and I hope this clears everything up.
fatbestfriend: Be the comfy mattress you wish to see in the world An inspiration to us all
fatbestfriend: all of my pictures are like this now because she literally always wants to be on the fats sorry
fatbestfriend: 0nigum0: heavysetmen: Free Gay Porn Tube: http://gayporndepot.com @fatbestfriend Everyone block @heavysetmen, I’m not sure whether it’s an actual user or a porn bot, but yeah, this is the second or third repost I’ve seen of someone
fatbestfriend: shitposting-ffa: Lawful Good: @undercover-feedee Neutral Good: @hoothootskinkyblog Chaotic Good: @ezholli Lawful Neutral: @ellefeeder True Neutral: @fatbestfriend Chaotic Neutral: @shitposting-ffa Lawful Evil: @feederess Neutral Evil:
fatbestfriend: I’ve been getting a lot of messages in the last couple of months about people catfishing on gay sites using my pictures and claiming that they’re actually me. I do not have the energy to care about this (and honestly I’m weirdly
fatbestfriend: shitposting-ffa: I hate y'all im tryna think of a way to make a post about moobs and not use the word moobs or mitties or fucking mreasts My preferred term is “murder pillows” Mantits
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: Enjoying a pina colada at the water park in summer 2016 wow does anyone else ever just have to take a minute and marvel at how handsome I am Only all the time
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend:This is why I can’t do photoshoots with the door open I’m reblogging this because it’s cuter and funnier than it got credit for look at that dumb idiot’s face
@fatbestfriend someone’s been reposting you
fatbestfriend:Please DO NOT call yourself an “SSBHM” if you can’t even go Super Saiyan 1.
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fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: I did this small photo shoot on my balcony in 2016. This has been posted before, but since I’m returning to Tumblr with a new name and a new blog I figured I should post it again. Hey everybody! Please congratulate
fatbestfriend: dumbass-feeder: low-effort-fat-morphs: fatbestfriend: Sundays are for napping @fatbestfriend htbgmjfjcgbmkch I’m mad that this is so funny I can’t even be mad. Omfg
fatbestfriend: I will never understand people who think it’s okay to talk to a stranger like this Fukn rekt
fatbestfriend: I got a tip that some catfish is impersonating me on Grommr again. Reminder that I do not have an account on Grommr and I never will (I’m sure they’re lovely people it’s just not my scene). I know it’s easy to lose all logic and
fatbestfriend: @trucker0645-blog is a wonderful human being who bought me this pack of sour airheads off my Amazon wishlist. Not pictured: The ones I already ate. You fiend, how dare you be so adorable
fatbestfriend: The last picture I posted of me and my girlfriend was hella old so here is a more recent one of us being sickeningly cute. Please do not delete the caption or repost outside of Tumblr.
fatbestfriend:Is it a solid or is it a liquid? You’ve transcended mundane matter
fatbestfriend: It’s my 27th birthday you are legally obligated to like this picture of me scritching my happy cat on her stupid head. Why are you so cute, omg
fatbestfriend: Someone showed me this Growlr profile and I gotta say this is a weird way to find out I am Mexican. Lmao
fatbestfriend: BREAKING NEWS: CUTE AND SOFT BOY FALLS ASLEEP IN COMFY CHAIR It should be illegal to be this cute
fatbestfriend: How I feel whenever I’m about to post pictures
fatbestfriend: at this point I could probably do like a calendar of myself half-asleep on the couch while my cat rests on the belly You can and you should
fatbestfriend: Can you guess my sexy secret? 😉 I’m filled with thousands of angry bees 🥰 Where can I acquire these bees?
fatbestfriend: Netflix and spill Bruh. You’re a vision…no homo
fatbestfriend: Can you guess my sexy secret? 😉 I’m filled with thousands of angry bees 🥰 Where can I acquire these bees
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend:Cats love fats it’s science. Aw I forgot about this, this is when we first got Number Six. She was only just starting to warm up to me and let me sit next to her and pet her without running away. Now I have to be careful
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: My girlfriend was laughing really hard and I asked her why and she said it was because my back looks like a sad old man This still makes me laugh every time I see it.
fatbestfriend: This happens every single time I try to take sexy fat pictures in my house.
fatbestfriend: The last thing you see before you die This looks like that Simpsons screenshot of Skinner saying “Pathetic”
fatbestfriend: 0nigum0: overfedblog: this is @fatbestfriend Hey @overfedblog why d’you feel the need to steal other people’s pictures? Dear creeps who do this, it is so SO easy to just reblog my actual pics and not be a creep.
fatbestfriend: @dumbass-bitch-disease sent me this and I’m still laughing, it is a perfect representation of THAT GUY
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: The worst glass of wine I have ever had in my entire life I’m reposting this because I saw a stolen altered version being passed around recently, and oh my god it is ridiculous how much better my actual photoshoot post
fatbestfriend: bean-pronounced-bawn: @fatbestfriend let me post these drawings of him!! other than I can’t draw faces for the life of me, I rather like these 😁😁 @bean-pronounced-bawn is talented and awesome and more people should be following
fatbestfriend: shitposting-ffa: I hate y'all im tryna think of a way to make a post about moobs and not use the word moobs or mitties or fucking mreasts My preferred term is “murder pillows”
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: paint me like four of your french girls I’m thinking about cutting my hair this short again.
fatbestfriend: Netflix and spill
