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finalsmashcomic: Retro ChicYou know that feeling when you look back at old photos of yourself and wonder what you were thinking? Well, you’re not alone.(Besides, those are two different Links! What’s your excuse, Marth?!)Full image version
birdbian: fictional man: so you see.. the reason why I’m so gritty and stubbly and arrogant.. my secret backstory.. me: ur wife died and you blame yourself fictional man: the stunning plot twist that reveals - perhaps excuses? - my unlikable nature…
aussiepukepainpisspigs: Don’t look at me you miserable excuse for a fuck pig.You let yourself go , I can barely see your ribs anymore.After every fucking meal from now on, NO EXCEPTIONS dumb cunt.And as an added reminder of what a failure you are,
because-blackgirls-duh: fuckyeahafricans: Burundian & Rwandese Uhmmm, excuse the fuck out yourself before coming on my dash and snatching my edges. Okay?
I hate the conversations I have at my dads house with our family friends. I just end up screaming about basic human rights and crying
deucejoker: porrimz excuse the shitty tats its rly hard to draw on yourself with gel eyeliner
aidsfukka: Fortune [24/giu/2015] Real class, adj.: When you’re by yourself, fart, and say “Excuse me.” ……………….. Selezione di titoli di film a luci rosse [61 di 72]: 306. Morbosi capricci di Emy, Ely, Evy 307. Nerculo 308. Noi
topguydave: You should find time every day to work out to make yourself more useful to your Man. Lack of equipment is not an excuse.
owlmylove: i hate how having sex for the first time is “loosing your virginity” and gaining weight is “letting yourself go” like excuse me what was i supposed to have been holding onto??
bae-jjong: bae-min: Ah, I’m glad to see you’re giving yourself advice. I’m so glad you dyed your hair so you have an excuse for your stupidity Oh, the bitch bites back
silver-tongues-blog: jabberwockypie: drst: smitethepatriarchy: brainstatic: The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running. Ummmm excuse me
missdawntwilight: Get rekt Kuroo! pull yourself together man!Haha! as always read from right to left. I just wanted an excuse to draw a bunch of KuroKen kissing because once again, I am KuroKen trash.
ppsperv: OMG how could you call yourself a man with a micr-clitty like that! You belong in panties - no woman would let you near her with your pathetic excuse for a cock! The only pleasure you could possibly bring to a woman is the sheer joy of laughing
moonmaven: If a PoC tells you you’re being racist don’t object, LISTEN and LEARN! If a trans person tells you you’re being transphobic don’t defend yourself, LISTEN and LEARN! If a woman tells you you’re being sexist don’t make excuses, LISTEN
bombowykurczak: “So you’re saying that you’re not a spy of the Alliance, and only accidentally found yourself next to my camp?” Blood Elf looked at the prisoner, not believing her excuses. “I do not serve the Alliance as the rest of my ancestors.
pyrop: body positivity is a really great thing!!! but please remember that being thin is not a guarantee of self-confidence, or an excuse to insult someone. also, it’s not being body positive if you say you should be proud of yourself and love
askscientistcarlos: tenchinkaijin: askscientistcarlos: Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town. False Fucking excuse
pureinfancy: There’s a big difference between being curvy and being just plain over weight. 92lbs; 5’0”; Stop making excuses and be true to yourself and others around you. (Taken with GifBoom)
superlesbiandesires: naughtyhornylesbian: asterixxx61: mycompletefantasies: Awesome I know I’ve shared this before, but it’s one of my all time favorites! 😏 I’ll touch myself with this. Excuse me. Always worth resharing. And touching yourself
powerpuff-squirrels: sampocalypse2: powerpuff-squirrels: “your old enough to make appointments yourself now” WEEE OOOOO!!!! WEEE OOOOOO!!! EXCUSE ME! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE FOR USING THE IMPROPER WORD. IT SHOULD BE
cuckquean-humiliation: “Yeah bitch, that’s what you get for trying to cum without permission! I know seeing your husband fuck me all the time makes your pussy so crazy and aching with need, hahaha! But that’s no excuse to almost bring yourself
babyfairy: honema: mudz-against: Pedophiles are evil. No discourse, no debate, no further questions. You get off to ruining children’s lives. Die. No excuses. not pedosexuals though, mind you kill yourself as soon as possible.
guccimanesbartchain: tiddyasshandsintheair: ganjflavoredcleats: trillogwithbonuscrack: This speaks to me. Right fucking now! Shit My new excuse for not texting back on time. Love yourself. Go outside. Stop being corny as fuck.
ravagingdi: Sneakers, loafers, no, stop lying to yourself and making excuses. These are the shoes you live for, now give in.Photo via: http://www.birchplaceshop.com
purplebuddhaproject: “Don’t hesitate or allow yourself to make excuses. Just get out and do it. Just get out and do it. You will be very, very glad that you did.” — Christopher McCandless (via purplebuddhaquotes)
gingahhh: you are never going to be “emotionally ready for a relationship” so please don’t ever use that as an excuse. fear of commitment and of getting hurt and opening yourself up to another person, these are things that we all feel. close your
bl-ossomed: If you get bad vibes from people, or being around certain people brings you down, please understand that you have every right to just stop talking to them. No excuses, nothing. Don’t ever surround yourself with people who bring you down.
yesimchxnging: once i realized i don’t need a special reason to dress up, buy myself flowers, take relaxing baths, buy something nice….. it kinda changed my life. sometimes you don’t need an excuse or specific reason to do something nice for yourself.
sorrowskitchen:“That’s just how I am,” is a sorry excuse to avoid holding yourself accountable for your actions
yourbigsisnissi: You are in control of your attitude. Even on your worst day, you can treat people with kindness and respect. Going through a tough season is not an excuse to take that out on the people around you. Hold yourself accountable for your
scattredthoughts: Here’s the thing about people with good hearts. They give you excuses when you don’t explain yourself. They accept apologies you don’t give. They see the best in you when you don’t need them to. At your worst, they lift you
topguydave:You should find time every day to work out to make yourself more useful to your Man. Lack of equipment is not an excuse.
zippo077: “Don’t bother struggling, you’ll just hurt yourself - and you’ll never get loose either,,,,I’ve tied up plenty girls just like you and not one of them ever succeeded. Now excuse me while I make a phone call…”“Hello Sid? Yeah
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be. slower is better.
antacidsnake:guerrillatech:I lost 80 pounds bc my old friend group tried to use me most likely failing if I tried to workout as an excuse for me to stay back home when I was moving. Workout to spite others, get strong to defend yourself, pump iron bc
londonbooks: Idler Academy, W2. Round the corner from Royal Oak and treat yourself to Idler’s delights. A beautiful contemporary book shop. The coffee is definitely legit and more than enough excuse to while away a few hours in one of their very comfy
chubby-bunnies: After so many years of exceptions, caveats, and excuses, I can’t tell you how good it feels to air out my whole body at an NYC nightlife event. It’s so satisfying to know that once you love yourself unconditionally, there is no going
kenjulian: meatgod: thesteeze: My side bitch, excuse the rubber 🤷🏽♂️👅 Beautiful dicking, and remember always protect yourself, meatGod approved Yesssssss
one-mic: Knowing your potential can be a setback. It becomes an excuse to tell yourself that things are alright and will fall into place simply because you know the potential exists. Kind of like that best friend you have that you don’t have to hit
markasslove: aofcouple: This is what I expect your ass to look like when I get home this afternoon. Use whichever toys are necessary to loosen yourself for me. No excuses! -Sir 🍑Booty’n Asshole Friday’s🍑
zackisontumblr: i hate when people are like “why do you talk to yourself?” like excuse me for having good listening skills
we-cannot-have-nice-things: how to convince a waiter to become atheist your beliefs are no excuse to not tip? like instead you’e keeping that money yourself how selfish??
freakyfuck:Take me skinny dipping as an excuse to get me naked so you can grope me and feel me up and use me to get yourself off
thehandthatfollows-deactivated2:Edging instructions:Text the person you text the most for a number 1-20. That’s how many edges you get. If they ask what it’s for, good luck with that excuse 😜. If you come before finishing all your edges, slap yourself
kushandwizdom: the-noble-donnanoble: head1nthestars: historicallysurgical: micdotcom: You can now add ableist to the list of Donald Trump’s prejudices. Of course, he had an excuse for his behavior instead of an apology. Trump please go lock yourself
I forgot to show that I tattooed Misaka Imouto on my own leg recently shdjdkdkflfk
bethgreening: People saying pedophilia is a kink or excusing it in anyway or shipping pedophilia please just do us all a favor and turn yourself in thanks
sophtly: Can’t even post on my blog anymore because I know some people read it and then talk about it to other people excuse me nobody invited you here please escort yourself off the premises this is basic as fuck