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exceptionals: cityofchestpains: ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to
exceptionals: when ur clothes are slightly different shades of black and dont match
Exceptionally Unexpected
exceptence: ✩ hippie / spiritual ✩
exceptionals: me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today
exceptionals: *is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*
exceptionals: *makes my kids go on tumblr mobile to teach them patience*
exceptionals:im the one deliberately killing the conversation
exceptionals: me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous
exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
exceptionals: the corn has been considered
Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.
Fuwa :3
You're not alone you're with me
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
exceptionals: sounds like something a peeing butterfly would say
exceptionals: im the one killing the conversation
Except sex is great and I can’t get enough
exceptence: royhal: octopenis: andthentherewaslightning: kept-it-ugly: reblogging so this can ruin someone else’s day too it never ends…it never ends… I never asked for this. i hate you all x I feel dizzy.
exceptionals: it’s called couture
exceptance: this is amazing, omg!
exceptance: idol!
exceptance: okay
exceptance: omg the notes, this is SO sweet!
exceptance: I wonder what its like to have friends, oh wouldnt that be nice.
exceptance: Drake Bell’s reaction just tops this omg
exceptance: vogue-club: B✖W whats new.
exceptance: OMG my heart melts.
GEEK OVERDOSE
sexuality is confusing so maybe gifs can help
exceptionals: cryjerk: do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say
Except tomorrow I will tell you face to face. Tomorrow I will confess my undeniable love for you again, and tomorrow I will make sweet passionate love to you….. But there will also be times tomorrow that I fuck you like I hate you …..❤️
exceptionally-mediocre: “Awestruck” 2700x4200
Another wild Friday night here…
This is why I’m quitting my job.
Tonight is my last ever sleepover shift! Wooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!!!! I finally get to sleep in my own bed 7 nights a week! Yay!!!!!
Except the pornbots. You can go fuck yourselves.
Accurate. This weekend’s plan, too.
Yup!
Introvert Problems
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