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“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”

My 18 year old natural gaping cunt.Exceptional. Thanks for the submission, loosecuntwhore. Describes herself as “18 year old whore into stretching, fisting, birth, and prolapse. Loose slut and proud.” Should be proud, looks ragged, used and saggy.

squeakykins: cosmictuesdays: frenchie-fries: vergess: boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which

sketchynatmod: OH MY FUCKING GOD.WHY DON’T GUYS GET IT.IM LESBIAN.THEY DONT HAVE A CHANCE.NOT EVEN CLOSE.LOOK, I KNOW THERE ARE GREAT GUYS OUT THERE.BUT I KEEP SEEING THOSE KIND OF GUYS.WELL, A FEW EXCEPTIONS BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. This is why we

walbanger10: omorashiguy: xxkawaii–kittenxx: Whoopsie daisy! Except not really, cause I did it on purpose! Wetting a pair of short shorts for you! I wish that I had a better camera ;; Any cute girls who wanna talk about wetting, or diapers, or anything

“Please do not enter the garden area”

Pittsburgh Penguins

The latest twist on ANTM was so shocking!!! Except not. At the most, it was a mildly pleasant occurrence.

piercednipples: ourprerogatives: I love it when she rides me. It’s a beautiful view, and she feels amazing. I normally steer away from more ‘porny’ stuff* , but for you two I gladly make an exception :-)* not that I’m against it, but it’s

dunderklumpen: you feel that? torturer dean is not always a good thing… it is a very bad, very not nice thing… but then there is that face…

supernaturalapocalypse: I’d rather spend an eternity in Hell with you than a day in Heaven without you. Season 10 - Twisted AU in which Dean acts like a true demon. The normal demon cure does not work, and there is no cure for the Mark. This new

numbtongue: Is there anything you would not do for your family?

xdominox4: Ballerina feet. Except not. #dominoxxx #DominoDamoiselle

Somebody wanted Itadaki Seieki. Not often I porn existing porn but Mari’s the exception lol

Except not that hard.

gaelfox:The trainer sheets! Ruby was “Cute but Deadly”, Weiss was “Cold Grace” Blake was “Stoic Felines” and Yang was “Three Bears!” I just decided to do two Pokemon each (with the exception of Yang, cause Goldilocks and Three Bears haha)

I really hope this would go without saying, butIf you’re under 18, you should NOT be on this blog. I could get in serious trouble if you are.Along the same vein, ALL of the characters I draw here are 18 or over. No exceptions.

“in the name of the Moon, this is a holdup, bitch! completely and utterly inspired by this. I am so sorry.

maxcaulficlds: not to be gay but i desperately want to be doing something soft with a girl right now

knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will he murders

knownfilmhoe:ygrittebardots:anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free willhe murders

nogfhaver: somuchforthetolerantleft: 4emptyseats: somuchforthetolerantleft: knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin

hagfag: i’m sorry for all of the “this is why the usa sucks” posts except not really because i fucking hate this country equality and freedom my ass I wanna move so bad, like you don’t even know. I love all my friends here but I CAN NOT

My Hannibal comic for Field Kabuki, a Hannibal artbook :)) I drew this wayyyyyyy back after S2 ended, before S3. I’m not as happy with it as my earlier Hannibal comic but I loved drawing it :) Black and white blood and gore is my favorite

peypea: hateforgedandhellbound: man-in-the-tan-jacket: spam-cat: a-distinctive-lack-of-creativity: Eh, why not. GAAAHHHH SO CUTE. >/////< IS THAT PRECIOUS BABY YAWNING AAAAA Love it when my snakes yawn. Oh my god what. THIS IS ADORABLE.

when every molecule feels heavy and every second is painful and you just want to stop existing

who-lligan: smolderhaldereyes: timeywimeyness: oodlyenough: yeah wow his deep true love for Gallifrey Wife, how could anyone compete with Gallifrey Wife “I really dislike it when people ship the Doctor with his companions! Except River. I like

exceptance: poweredbytheprofane: the best of hot occupations, side by side. lord have mercy, OMG

sepelio: CANADA’S NEW BILLS SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP, THEY SAIDMADE OF POLYMER, NOT PAPER - THEY SAID.WATERPROOF, FRAUD PROOF, AND ULTIMATLEY INDUSTRUCTABLE, THEY SAID.LOAD OF MALARKEY, I SAY. (except it does smell like maple syrup)OUR MONEY IS LIKE

katyamola: tuki-tuki-tuki: biculturallatina: girljanitor: tangledcurles: girljanitor: toonsketchbook: Okay so I know this is kinda taboo but anyways. Frida Kahlo: Not too easy on the eyes. I mean she’s got the lady-mo and the monobrow thing going

I’m not a pervert…

tomyo: shellyshockz: Well…since my anxiety has crept back without warning, I figured I just draw some of my thoughts down…Personally I understand that some people truly do not mind reassuring a friend who has self doubt on the brain, but I can’t

i was playing with this person named jakob and we finally got to get everyone except 1 guy to party with us but then i got disconnected i cry

Except for three days in September, I haven’t gotten to sleep at home since the penultimate day of August. Now I am back and ready never to leave my bed.

emilyhasadventures: jakejinglish: adorkablenerdvana: sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions i mean look at this thing it’s

xoxotinamari: Some would say there’s nothing sexier than seeing a woman in a man’s shirt. If you agree, then you’ll love this week’s set, White Collar, by the exceptional @dennispkelly! Head on over to xoxotinamari.com to check it out!!

bobbabe: Exception Megan Irwin

bobbabe: Exception Megan Irwin

except-not-now:A self care list for high and low motivation.

thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone

pureplastic: beyonceminajkardashians: «L'uomo Vogue Italia» 2014 Your fave could NEVER. not even in a million years.

backseatslut: storyofasub: storyofasub: i’m not allowed on furniture at all when i’m at home, so i always have my stuff laid out on the floor - books, drinks, pillows, laptop, meals, everything :3 Except not tonight :D Oh man. Is it possible

Everyone on this show is so stupid and I can’t belive I watch it. NOT ONLY WATCH IT I LOVE IT.

nudne: tripping-on-stars: nudne: hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed I’m not lgbt and i am extremelly offended. So… my opinion of wearimg socks in bed doesn’t matter? Okay. Cool. This is not interesting anyway.

You're not alone you're with me

evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like

I realize that is a snake but that would be a cool idea for a hair accessory. except not a real snake

I'm Not As Dumb As I Am...

an-undercover-bi:vigilantsycamore:Guess who’s gonna try to make rusałki into a playable D&D race! That’s right, me(For those not in the know, a rusałka - plural rusałki - is kind of like a Slavic mermaid except not really. Depending

binary-bird: Wildemount David and his mentor, Aldebaran!He’s still a cynical, fourth-wall breaking hooligan, except now he’s part dark elf and shares a headspace with the soul of an unhinged magical geezer.

laur-rants: shamblingcorporatepresence: laur-rants: shamblingcorporatepresence You know, they never did specify who “He” was in “Not what HE Seems” or even which Stan wasn’t who he seemed to be. Could have been Stanley OR Stanford. That

andromedaofwysteria: corpxe: APPARENTLY EVERYONE EXCEPT LOUIS HAS TOO MUCH GOING ON RN TO RESPOND TO A FREAKING LETTER IM LOOKIN AT U KING BYRON FOUR LETTERS OUT AND NOT ONE RESPONSE u testing my patience rn i s2g BYRON HAS DOCUMENTS TO READ!! HE

this is the sexiest man on the planet. if you dont look like this i am not interested.

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