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“Tell me everything your girlfriend won’t do for you, and I’ll do it. I want to make sure that no girl is good enough for you and your big beautiful cock except for your older sister.”

Before anyone asks anything: I made this for Lincolnhater, i liked the gif of Scarlett Pain that he reblogged. (he didn’t request it, although he was hinting at me to do it) That’s an exception so don’t ask me for requests. It’s

anicegoodboy: Yes we do really need to do it in this position. This is only about keeping you empty so you stay well-behaved for me, so it really doesn’t matter what position you’re in, does it? You don’t need to think about anything except spurting

squeakykins: cosmictuesdays: frenchie-fries: vergess: boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which

sarahmjfan: Sara [Talking about slow dancing]: I would show you with somebody on stage except that it would be either one of the boys. Which I just… I feel that it would change our relationship. I can not do it with Tegan. Okay I see Timmy. Timmy

anicegoodboy: Yes we do really need to do it in this position. This is only about keeping you empty so you stay well-behaved for me, so it really doesn’t matter what position you’re in, does it? You don’t need to think about anything except spurting

Sylvia Plath photographed after committing suicide. “Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well” The box is locked, it is dangerous. I have to live with it overnight.

alternativepokemonart: youngjusticer: You probably do it, too haha. Time For Business, by Ryan Shiu. Story of my life.

I use red cause I like it (and it easier to shade) but there’s a blank there to color yourself. It’s like those bullshit pintrest projects that boring house frau types try to do and pretend their artsy except…you know…awesome. (Bonus

If you’re wearing a chastity cage and your balls turn blue (or any other unusual color), you are probably doing something wrong and should stop doing it. Except if you’re into castration play. Otherwise, the term “blue balls” is meant metaphorically.

tayoralisonswift:“Don’t listen to what anybody says except the people who encourage you. If it’s what you want to do and it’s within yourself, then keep going and try to do it for the rest of your life”.

alexamindslave: “yea. pull; it out. do it now. no one will see… except me, and you like it when i watch you devolve like that. stroke and STROKE and leak yourself into the ocean of PORN.”

karkalicious-definition said: filipino agreeing over here except my family overseas has been doing it for like what since like beginning september all of a sudden like “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FALALALALALA” it’s crazy God thats

regalchaosiplier:I’m sorry @markiplier but I’m not gonna be listening to the podcast! I just don’t listen to any podcasts! I hope everyone else enjoys it! DO YOU WATCH MY VIDEOS?BECAUSE IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.EXCEPT YOU CAN ENJOY IT AND-LIKE-VACUUM

roboticexotic: vanyism: 20/100 | SUHO GIFS isn’t that what Kai does…….that’s such a Kai thing…..except with the weird hand-grabby gesture…… r u sure Kai and Suho didn’t switch bodies for a brief second ??

I had a ton of stuff on top of my dresser and last night Gabrielle found it entertaining to push it. All. Off. Except for a portable DVD player battery and one of my tax forms. Why not do it all the way properly though? She’s also made a game

knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will he murders

knownfilmhoe:ygrittebardots:anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free willhe murders

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

punlich:nonsexual intimate cuddling is important and valuable and good FUCKING AGREED. Except I can’t get a woman to do it. How do people live their fucking lives thinking cuddling has to be romantic. Im so fucking deprived. =(

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’

Do you ever wish you could just watch a Fanfiction?

outofcontextdnd:“I’ll have you know I am exceptionally biodegradable.” What do you mean this is not what that meant? /shot

pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s

saskiadesiree: pizza-party-for-one: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically

I don’t play Overwatch but a lot of folks I follow do and reblog art and comics about it and so I always gotta imagine voices for the characters since I don’t actually know what most of them sound like and then whenever I do get around to hearing

gallifreyanconsultingdetective: dianeraeb: siriuus: do action movies know they can have more than one female character Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and

noiz’s outfit is so cute like wtf i’d wear the shit out of it.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

saskiadesiree: pizza-party-for-one: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically

take-me-from-behind: My man is pretty big. It doesn’t bother me except during doggystyle…then it just really hurts. I don’t want to have to stop doing doggystyle because he says it’s his favorite position. What can I do?

caramelzappa: Rayman Origins - Merm-Aid!I was going to do a bunch of gifs in this game, but the art is too exceptionally detailed, so when you try and compress it into a 1mb gif it looks pretty bad. Doesn’t do it justice at all. Oh well.

do-not-open-til-christmas: It’s working so well, I’m not sure there’s a reason to ever let the dumbfuck out. Well, except to play with it. That’s always fun.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

crash-mcbarason: the-uncensored-she: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically

dutchster:you’ve never had sex? don’t worry it’s just like riding a bike. except it’s a penis. and neighbors don’t like when you do it in the driveway. Lmfao 😅

dutchster:you’ve never had sex? don’t worry it’s just like riding a bike. except it’s a penis. and neighbors don’t like when you do it in the driveway. Lmfao 😂

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

avaite: I sure do have an ugly face but I have a great music taste

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

the-modern-female: Whatever you do… do it in High Heels. Always. Ever. No exceptions. Ok, maybe the gym is an exception. But avoid wearing flats whenever possible. High Heels are feminine, High Heels are sexy, High Heels define us. Try to go higher

p-ercolating: “When Ryan got hired, was he like: ‘I’ll do anything except AHWU. Not going to be in it, not going to do it, not going to host it. If I’m in the background for like, three seconds, that’s okay?’” (x)

Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.

weaver-z:weaver-z:musclemanveryregular:weaver-z:Fuck all gimmick accounts except musclemanveryregular. He can do whatever he wants.You know who else can do whatever they want?Us.

svrferblood: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

neenyuuh: theres nothing to do except homework but i still wont do it.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

pizza-punx: waybad: TUESDAY, MARCH 26th, 2013 Tattooing’s pretty hard to do. It’s almost like it should be left to the professionals. In fact, it SHOULD… except when it comes to stick ‘n’ pokes. Those are supposed to be shitty and funny.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.

hottestgirlaroundyou: “Tell me everything your girlfriend won’t do for you, and I’ll do it. I want to make sure that no girl is good enough for you and your big beautiful cock except for your older sister.”

so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn

wheres my RWBY comic of team rwby going on a legit camping trip in the woods and everyone has their backpack of necessities except weiss weiss has her two guards again rolling her large cart of luggage behind her

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