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orangelemonart: John Egbert probably winky faces in every single damn sext. Karkat doesn’t realize there is a word limit. If you don’t ship JadeCalliope yet now you definitely should. Bonus: (theres no time on that one, he totally screenshotted)
cub-shipping: reindeercurt: underaprecciated boy aesthetic: sleepy boys. boys who wear baggy sweatpants everywhere and have those cute tired grins. boys who yawn and stretch n u can see a bit of their tummy under their shirt and lean and slump on every
That awkward moment when you're in slash fandom for so long that every het pairing seems to be a crack!ship...
marialatore: every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]
sailershanty: armalis: sci-fi episodes i want: ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer
trek-tracks:trek-tracks:When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense…call that the Ship of ThesaurusAny educator who doesn’t feel
rcah: take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out
take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that
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madeupmonkeyshit: every time i pull up in the whip ship
reikans-deactivated20160819: If we’re doing this, better do it thoroughly. If by any chance, even a single scholar was hiding on that ship…every single sacrifice made today would have been wasted. Evil must be completely eradicated!
twilightsparklesharem: rainbowdash-likesgirls: Ponies, y u so shippable? I agree with every one of these ships.
avatar-parallels: Katara sharing her grief to every boy she meets lol. This must be the reason why she’s the most shipped character in ATLA Requested by Anon
cracked: Let’s be generous and assume that every one of the alien city-destroying mother ships [in Independence Day] was downed. Do you have any idea how large a 15-mile-wide spaceship is? Each one is like a flying city, 1,000-stories high and about
armin-out: every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
journeythroughalife: chronicreality: chens: sexeducationforprudes: theropegeek: someofthisrumham: take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit
dunkstein: educational-gifs: The Launch of the USS Detroit, or How Large Ships are Launched Into Water. The guy who designed this, every time: oh god oh god oh god
cipheramnesia:jackscarab:“ The truck rolls over on the Hanshin Expressway Loop Line, completely blocking the lane. “ Glad that I’ll be notified of every Evergreen shipping mishap until the end of time.
captaincrusher:captaincrusher:Until I rewatched the TNG pilot just now I didn’t know there were printers on every deck on the Enterprise that Picard can use to tell people the ship is about to go into MAXIMUM ACCELERATION.
sexeducationforprudes: theropegeek: someofthisrumham: take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing
taxevader69: omfg reylos are actually planning to spam bad rotten tomatoes reviews on movies john boyega is in…do you guys every go outside? smell the fresh air? not base your personality around a star wars ship?
saturdaynightslammasters:redditor men think we can colonize and terraform mars within their lifetimes like were somehow going to enter the spore space stage next year and every town will get a space ship that can shoot a beam that makes a cool flower
missmonstermel: Well , I had to do it! I am making Shitty Kitty pins! Glow in the dark lettering and every pin in this preorder will come with an AUTHENTIC piece of the original jacket! Wow! Preorder will take 4-6 weeks to ship to me, opens this Friday
littlereddove:ezekiel-though: when your ship has every key element and fact that could prove its canon, but its technically not Swan Queen
juvenile-reactor: Happy New Year 2017 What’s short for Vision x Wanda? 😂 Anyway I drew almost every couples I ship❤️
liveinanimeworld: ships-that-fly: ask-rbraun: ask-rbraun: goodgollymsholly: I WILL DO ITI WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST FINALEVERY LASTONE SIE SIND DAS FINALS UND WIR SIND DIE STUDENTS SIE SIND DIE ABSCHLUSSPRÜFUNGEN UND WIR SIND DIE STUDENTEN WHAT
slangwang: i feel like with homestuck there is no pairing that i do not ship simply because every single character in homestuck is literally my child and i just want them all to love one another and be happy does anyone else feel this way or
If I had a penny for everything wrong with me and every reason I hated myself and wanted to disappear forever, I would be able to go to the moon and live there for 10 years, having space ships bring in all my food and stuff for me, I would still be the
badbatter: someone: you can’t just ship yourself with every fictional character you find attractive me:
someofthisrumham: take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so
ada-cabot: have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other
portalconfessions: “It really disappoints me to see the portal fandom come down to simply shipping. It seems like every fanfiction I read is all about robot sex and chellxwheatley, rather than the ingenious character depth and mechanics of the game
peaceheather: killipan-jones: claraosmin: “I Ship It” - Parody of Icona’s Pop “I Love It” this is perfect it’s like our theme song WATCH IT AND LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE WORD I think it was the implied Iron Man/Toph that
blossomphan: hey @ phandom how about instead of turning every single one of dan’s issues around to seem like it’s about phan, you for once stop concerning yourself with your favourite ship and actually care and listen to dan and his own problems,
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
snaxattacks: jaseon: Beautiful. It’s finally acceptable to ship cities. Man I had a basketball game in boring once. Shit was terrible and every girl on they squad was like 5'7" + and this was fuckin middle school.
lowkeywalker: come-to-my-world: Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah! they made characters for every single element of the periodic table! And also they made this and this *new ship* There’s even a granny! It’s like
katblaque: nyquilpanties: katblaque: battlemistressnam: katblaque: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SALES IN MY STORE!! Buy three mugs get one free! This is your last chance to get FREE SHIPPING + ŭ off every item in my store! You’ll want to shot now
operationoverdrive: every power ranger ship: (in chronological order) → billy and kim
xtremerocker-believesintheshield: If I ever become a wrestler, I’m going to wear nothing but every single one of my co-worker’s t-shirts, and then I’m going to take lots of pictures with them, and then come on the internet to see who people ship
kidsraisingkids: We run a tight ship here at daddy day care. I set up a step stool and Ashtyn makes me coffee from start to finish every morning :)
marsincharge: ranger20155-blog: marsincharge: ranger20155-blog: marissarei:If I had a dollar for every time an average looking man demanded unearthly beauty from women, I’d have enough money to fund a rocket ship to send all of them hurtling into
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lolsofunny: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is. Seriously, what is homestuck?!
“So I’ve carved a wooden heart, put it in this sinking ship hoping it would help me float for just a few more weeks because I am made out of shipwrecks, every twisted beam lost and found like you and me scattered out on the sea.”
marissarei: If I had a dollar for every time an average looking man demanded unearthly beauty from women, I’d have enough money to fund a rocket ship to send all of them hurtling into the Sun.
pilgrimkitty: lowkeywalker: come-to-my-world: Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah! they made characters for every single element of the periodic table! And also they made this and this *new ship* There’s even a granny! It’s like
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ifuckfaggots: Every branch of the military has faggots in it to service the men, excepts the Marines. All Marines are bottoms, which is why we Navy guys keep them on ship.