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everets:these might be the two greatest photos ever taken
everets: these might be the two greatest photos ever taken
everets: i cant believe spider-man would do this
everets: like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die
everets:*talks about demons loudly in local diner*
everets: Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
everets: theres nothing sexy about anything. nothing is sexy. God is watching
everets: *takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
everets: nahel-argama: i come back to tumblr and this . this is what i see
everets: smoke this
everets: this is how i want to get married
everets: *takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines. Gahahahah! XD
everets: its unsettling how hard it is for people to understand that equal treatment doesnt produce equal results unless equality already exists in the first place. did yall ever take algebra? an inequality will always be an inequality unless you apply
everets: dahlin
everets: an hour is only 600 vines long
everets: how boring can a person be
everets: iroh: jrne: iroh: jrne: wow nice job at stealing my picture it’s literally a screencap of SpongeBob how can you claim it also i screenshotted this myself about a year ago soooo000o0o oh right screenshotting a picture from years ago
everets: babies cry because they realize they’re shitty idiot babies
everets: wearing a hat is a way to tell your friends “i own a hat”
everets:like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die
everets: *talks about demons loudly in local diner*
everets: (ssb announcer voice) ready…. Go! eljackinton is this the Vince McMann walk?
everets: are you saying that women are oppressed? well, let me tell you! i have 3 or 4 examples of women being slightly favored over men. how about that? still think feminism is cool?
everets: beautylish: Get these lips with Inglot Cosmetics AMC Lip Gloss 541 - Available on Beautylish.com! this has to be illegal
everets:This world is so absurd
everets: i got this toothbrush at a convenient store cause i had to brush my teeth before my dentist appt. and it was behind the counter. and the guy was like.. do u want a certain color? and i was like i dont care. and this pink one was the first one
everets: I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”
everets: a lot of things are cute those things include: girls, boys probably? idc, cows, small flower, little crab, skittles, cutting watter bottles w swords, bublegum, drooling, fixing a car with your friends, pretending to ride a dog but not hurting
everets: the industrial revolution was a lot like when you finally figure out how to upgrade your skills in a game after not knowing how to do it for several levels and then just goin nuts
everets: show me the money (nipples)
everets: next time i meet boobs i will slap them
everets: if you mistype “I got” as “ingot” on your phone it doesn’t autocorrect like what kinds of people are starting sentences with “ingot” or even using that word at all? gnomes? dwarves? what percentage of smartphone users are blacksmiths?
everets: 90s college life sounds so much ccoooler. try to imagine a frat boy in sandals listening to fly by sugar ray. thats so calming
everets: wut-idk: everets: foun d a hamer i can’t explain whats going on in this post no matter how hard i try what happened is i found a hammer
