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zeta-saint: Militat Omnis Amans Standard“Mein gott, Commander. You do not know what it’s like down in our labs. The ‘men’ in my team are hopeless: it’s as if none of them even know what a woman is, let alone how to treat one. Admittedly,
darklordiiid: Desert Mirage Finally! After an excessively busy summer (even by my standards) I’ve returned, and I come bearing an awesome new addition to my collection: Lady Urbosa from Breath of the Wild! I loved that game to death, honestly the best
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bbwboobsforhim: I think I have been a good girl… Just a standard “good girl” or a “good naughty girl”? The latter would be even better!
sanka-tetsu: Kala being really slutty today, even by her own standards!
mr-ndc: Made this a couple weeks back. Natsumi’s standard getup. Yeah, she goes out like this.I’m shit at turnarounds, so not everything is even. =\
hurtingpearl: Pearl was so patient while I tied her for this. It was the first time I’d ever done a chest harness that held her hands behind her back and by my beginner’s standards it was quite complicated. She couldn’t even play with her phone
atldirtybirdsfan: extremebodiez: Kaytlin or Katie cali This is just incredible even by my standards Absolutely ideal
cupsnake: gingersmind: please tell me how protecting their rights and safety so vigilantly while treating the pro-mike brown protesters like shit isn’t a double standard. go ahead try Supporting Wilson? Police escort response. Not even arrests, despite
koipony:Thought I would make another attempt at an older Cassie, something a bit more detailed. She will end up pretty big, even by koipony standards, 4ft 8 inches from head to tail. Don’t forget the koiponymod movie night this friday (Feb 6th at 6pm)
shootingstarsafterdark:Guess I’m not getting that hug today. Even a pony loving Diamond Dog like Starfish got standards I guess. Doesn’t she know tentacle pones give best hugs? xD
a thousand kingdoms and my first teaching paycheck for a morgan/reid fic I don’t have to x out of after two paragraphs
throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I
blackgirlsreverything: puffsaddy:me.LOL…this kills me about men…half of y'all feet look like they were ran over by a bulldozer..especially if y’all are/were athletes..majority of y'all won’t even take your socks off but have such high standards
*rubs temples* Okay, I can’t even begin to understand that just how easy it is to get employed by Gravity US. Apparently there are no standard requirements, seeing how their staff keeps fucking up a lot with MVP card checks. First I read how they made
trophyfemales: bimbofication-of-little-slut: Perfect bimbo, love the bimbo interruption to the mundane -ls The true trophy upholds her high standards set by her man. Even grocery shopping she turns heads.
shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby
the-doctors-donna: actualucifer: garlicbreadsticks: I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines I most certainly do not #even I have standards
I have noticed that there are a lot of would-be-relevant text posts that show up on my dash that I can’t reblog due to atrocious grammar.
yamino: Amethyst is a pug, Pearl is a Greyhound, and Garnet is a Standard Poodle. …I didn’t even have to edit the design at all for her, look at this: This post was inspired by emlan who draws lots of doges.
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dingdongyouarewrong:‘even if a person has done X harmful thing, we should still have moral standards in terms of how we respond to that thing- having done a harmful action should not make you a free-for-all target for any kind of no-holds-barred abuse
bolexbabe: hookandthedaggersxvx:cleophatrajones:krxs10:CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW ON POINT EVERYONE IS HANDLING THIS CASE.THIS. THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE LIKE ALWAYS Please let this be the new standard. Even CNN did it right. Damn. they’re handling
thecaffeinatedautistic: wingedcatgirl: beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning
burst-fire: Between two applesThis is a lil’ something for @appel-nsfw‘s birthday (a few weeks ago), since we’ve been birthday pals and it’s tradition for me to make him a jaq. I believe this type of Jaq is up to his standards~ Even though AJ
stuffmomnevertoldyou: micdotcom:Watch: Bad ass 4th grader makes 3 brilliant points against standardized test Aaaaaggghh what was I even doing in fourth grade I’m pretty sure it was making Barbie drive her Jeep around the basement ugggghhh
otp-tears: Even Ryouta Kise has standards, Shougo-kun. bonus:
mandyandsomethingmore: Art by Otto Von Todd Sexy pin-up art can often be derogatory by its very nature, and even by pin-up standards Otto Von Todd pushes the boundaries at times. But then I’m not so sensitive, so I’m quite happy to appreciate the
“Subtle Seduction”Katja and I are body positive models that aim to break AND challenge traditional beauty standards through our art. This set as a whole is meant to showcase beauty, even though we may not fit society’s definition of it. It’s
officialkeithrichards: “He was an extreme experience.. even by MY standards.” - Keith on John Belushi
aquariumdrunkard: “John Belushi was an extreme experience even by my standards.” - Keith Richards.
ourblackproject: The Black body, more so of women, have stood on the opposite side of the narrow Eurocentric standards of beauty. Black hairstyles have defiantly rebelled against and even when straightened added creative magic of Blackness and Boldness.
notlostonanadventure: Wow, even Joker has standards
HOLY SHIT!just what the doctor ordered. omg…*fans self* i don’t even care that it’s very obviously photoshopped. nope.i’m lowering my standards
tfw u running out of fics and u find fics in ur native language but u can’t fucking read it
sexhaver:sexhaver:so why is apple only applying this standard to tumblr and not, say, twitter, where you can find porn in under 5 minutes without even looking for it via its ios app?
dailychrispine: When you search the movie [The Outlaw King] on the internet, what keeps popping up: nude scene. If it were a female nude scene, it wouldn’t even be registering. There’s certainly a double standard because no one would talk about it
thisiseverydayracism: Trump actually compared his ratings to those after the World Trade Center came down. This man has no shame. This is sick even by his standards. Source
thatitty: susiethemoderator: benepla: ciudadanodin: These are so generic that even I, in Mexico, did most of these things. Ok yes this is a standard case of overwhelmingly universal experiences being paraded as unique yes but WHAT is that ladder
reallymoments: yonisunrider: farseer-kip: yonisunrider: farseer-kip: yonisunrider: Do y’all plan on extending the same rigid standards of perfection that you can’t even meet yourself yet expect other people to, on your children as well? Like,
immabadnatural: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness, they don’t even get it. who
pmariejust: geekscoutcookies: twerks4loanpayments: vixen-dollxx: Lol a man calling out men for their crazy standards lol lmaoooooo his accent makes it even better “You can aim high but at the same time just chill” lmao “don’t you look
calypso-speaks: Parents: *yell at their children* Parents: *hold their children to unattainable standards that they themselves couldn’t even achieve* Parents: *project toxic feelings into their kids* Parents: *are emotionally and verbally abusive
chillicothe1: Another five-minute video, with my original, shorter edit reposted below.Remy Lacroix swallows a load at Amateur Allure.This video is so hot, even by the high standards of AA. It opens up with her talking about how she loves to give head
sonnyspetkoala: professional-with-standards: “Daft Punk doesn’t deserve the award” “Taylor Swift should have won” “They are so rude they didn’t even take off their helmets” “They only won because of Get Lucky” his helmet says
stayuglystayangry: I wanna talk about how fat women, even in body posi/fatshion blog circles, have to perform femininity to a MUCH higher standard to be considered acceptable/worthy.
snkmerchandise: News: Even more updates on the Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan: Escape from Certain Death Nintendo 3DS game (Continuing from this second post)Original Release Date: March 30th, 2017Retail Price: 5,800 Yen (Standard Version); 12,800
pan-gelaziegler: cinderlily: whitepeopletwitter: Well you can’t break a pinky promise Find yourself a significant other that will stand by something you ask them to do even when you aren’t there and they are getting teased about it. THAT is a standard
ebirdie: huffingtonpost: HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find
AAAAAAAAHHHH! CJS51703 just did a reading of my fanfic “We All Have Scars”! It’s such an interesting take (even if they did have to edit out the swearing for YT standards XD) and if you want to hear some other great readings, you should go give
the-boy-wow:Even the Joker has standards.
gigaartbyothers: Gentlemen, as you can see, we have entered a brave new world of bodybuilding…allowing for even more growth, both in size…and quantity. Oh…oh my, and as you can see, it doesn’t have the…standard drawback of steroids. Quite the
petmistress: Even if other women won’t give you the time of day, I will. It’s 11:02pm, Central Standard time. —h
pleasecuckmehoney: cuckoldingnl: Husband, wife, lover. Modern marriage. That little dicked hubby could be me, well maybe his dick is a little bigger. Why did we have to get the little dicks, I mean little even by white-guy standards? It’s a good
benepla: ciudadanodin: These are so generic that even I, in Mexico, did most of these things. Ok yes this is a standard case of overwhelmingly universal experiences being paraded as unique yes but WHAT is that ladder hell bullshit
didiaskyoutho: thingstolovefor: A white woman is called artsy when she’s naked, but black women are called skimpy when they’re covered. Double standards. #Hate it! also its even more annoying because amber and chyna are both dressed respectively
choreocookiesz: I miss you… I feel like this is just a standard opening sentence for people whom you haven’t talked to in a while. Like they don’t even miss that person yet they feel obligated to say it in order to start the conversation. If you