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strictmaster: At least she what she is. So many people never find their true calling. “Cumdump 4 life. I am a ugly flat chested worthless dumb fuckmeat abuse whore. Any man can use my hole.” Definitely not an english major…
Timmy was sick of it. The only guys the women on campus seemed to be interested in were the big, dumb jocks. They all said they wanted a nice guy, but when the scrawny, English major, shared his poetry with them they just giggled and walked away, usually
brainstobimbos: Timmy was sick of it. The only guys the women on campus seemed to be interested in were the big, dumb jocks. They all said they wanted a nice guy, but when the scrawny, English major, shared his poetry with them they just giggled and
English Major for life! #Beats #literature #SF #SanFrancisco
Hills Like White Elephants by September Hemingway Carrino. Or, For Whom The Bra Tolls. Or The Young Gal and the G Cup. Or A Bouncable Feast.
girlowner: While she was lying there under His boot she couldn’t help wonder how her English major prepared her for this life she is living. her natural place in life was beautifully illustrated with the metaphor she was experiencing this instant.
qwantzfeed: if this is your first comic, yes that person in the last panel is shakespeare, yes that dinosaur travels in time to tudor england a lot, yes the dinosaurs are talking, no the little one is NOT named “wee touchbottoms”
D:Well thank you! Haha, quite a few years older? As for the advice part, I actually want to be an English Major, and possibly get on as a sex/relationship advice columnist somewhere. Hopefully, I’ll be able to use this blog as a reference. I feel
shorm: portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh i’m just going to start typing æffect fuck it
gwenswitch: hypdom: This book is soo silly… I mean, I’m an English major after all and this book is so ridiculous. Barely any plot… just some stupid vignettes about girls becoming bimbos to their boyfriends. One after another… I don’t
heepnotic: Heechul can’t even convince himself that he’s an English major.vid (c) /// translated from (c)
theblackcatstirs: shiningartifact: ziusik: thinly: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir-
wisconsindomdaddy: More selfies from Foxy. Was an English major at UW-Madison. Met her in a coffee shop on State Street. Paid for her coffee, chatted, then told her she’d look beautiful with my cock in her mouth. The first time, she didn’t know what
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omgsamchap: cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major ^LMAO
cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major
do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown
best-of-funny: retroactivebakeries: fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are. As an english major I will do you the
askinnyblackman:jordantypefont:This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets itnot the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
gothicashworld:girlfriendluvr:clutzyangel:omghotmemes: big brain only the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this
English Major Humor
dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson
pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love Why do people even LIVE in the USA if this is actually true… ffs.
thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged
woyski: theshoutingendoflife: holy-adjective-noun-batman: jordantypefont: This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it. Yes. You are a special english major and only you get this. ONLY ENGLISH MAJORS GET THE ENGLISH
espikvlt:No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me? How useless the dictionary is, and how it
lava-princess: tintindreamsbig: darkmoonfall: College as a Senior: A Summary College as an English major. LolOr at leas that’s how it was for me and the other English majors I knew. If being an English major taught me one thing it was how to bullshit
portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh
askinnyblackman: jordantypefont: This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it. yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh To Affect is an Action. Effect is
professorfangirl: wibblywobblyspookywooky: pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love #alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers
everything-is-connected: ihavenopeopleskills: someotherplanet: This makes so much sense! Why couldn’t “Wonderland” just tell us this! GAH! I NOW KNOW THE ANSWER. MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED. WHOA My mind will never be the same after this.
pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
wibblywobblyspookywooky: pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love #alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers
godtie: it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre
lee-lee-la:My favorite niche pipeline is English major to comedian
tealass22: espikvlt:No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me? How useless the dictionary is,
therealhorusszahhak: jordantypefont: This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it. ah yes only english majors will get this. all of us other people are dumb dumbs.
“English majors compose the majority of students who suffer severe caffeine addiction and severe insomnia; especially, compared to the other fields.” It all makes sense now.
bogleech: arcaneloquence: tealass22: espikvlt: No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me?
