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wicked-naughty-diva: Elf on the Shelf discovers a new hobby. Ha ha!

akiro31: The elf on the shelf is watching you. You better be good. I wish I had that elf on the shelf

vaultofbondage: Don’t be fooled, she’s not the elf on the shelf, she’s a whore on the floor,,,

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!Delidah is the elf on your shelf, watching…Watching…Ever… Watching…—I’ve been without internet for a couple of days, and that’s a trend that is likely to persist until January. So&nda

sELFie game on point.

selfie-scape: polysixx: rebel-in-tartan: oh my GOD It took me a while but I’m fucking SHRIEKING Zodiac killer on a caterpillar Thank you, I thought I was going to go insane and turn into a screaming Nicolas Cage trying to figure this out.

cieloisqueen: wafflebandito: cieloisqueen: YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF now get ready for……. One-fifty-one with the holy son? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE RECIEVED. YOU GET A GOLD STAR THAT IS THE BEST THING DOWNDOSHDOSBDOSBDODNSODJ

mae–borowski: deersintincr: mae–borowski: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for… A masterpiece

dragon-snout: mae–borowski: deersintincr: mae–borowski: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for… A masterpiece

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My Elf on the Shelf is speaking Latin and has stigmata. Do I call the manufacturer or a priest?

axolotlspoem: deoxys-official: truepokefan: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

anakedglassofwine: I was reminded that it is the season of giving and I have been withholding cute photos. Apologies to Santa, Elf on the Shelf, Mensch on a Bench, etc. So remember my super cute tree from last year? Yeah I determined that it is a LOT

pleasetakemydollars: snooponthestoop:MOVE OVER ELF ON THE SHELF, IT’S SNOOP ON THE STOOP!Introducing Snoop on the Stoop! This doll is the perfect gift for any Snoop Dogg lover. You can put Snoop in different places around the house to bring some fun

callmepo: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf? Here’s who monitors the older ones… [Come visit my Ko-fi and buy me (a coffee) vanilla cap!] ;9

iheartstarsandbows: scared of the elf on the shelf_0001.wmv (by taliadra) Here people. Enough doom and gloom. Have a laugh at this kid’s expense.

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

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tahtherednosedtrickster: drst: mhalachai: rainnecassidy: This is such a good article though The argument Pinto makes is that the story and the doll normalize 24-hour surveillance in the mind of a child, which makes them susceptible to more passively

cieloisqueen: wafflebandito: cieloisqueen: YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF now get ready for……. One-fifty-one with the holy son? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE RECIEVED. YOU GET A GOLD STAR THAT IS THE BEST THING DOWNDOSHDOSBDOSBDODNSODJ

cieloisqueen: wafflebandito: cieloisqueen: YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF now get ready for……. One-fifty-one with the holy son? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE RECIEVED. YOU GET A GOLD STAR THAT IS THE BEST THING DOWNDOSHDOSBDOSBDODNSODJ

did-you-kno: A Jewish father who wanted to start a fun, new tradition with his sons created “Mensch on a Bench.” In the spirit of “Elf on the Shelf,” Moshe the Mensch comes with a book that teaches kids about Hanukkah. Source

blondebrainpower:No room on the shelf, for an elf…

princxss-starry:❤️diapered elf on a shelf💚reminisce on the ghosts of christmas Starry’s past here 🎄💫❄️

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nerdishwritergirl: kiwianaroha: fuckingrapeculture: drst: mhalachai: rainnecassidy: [Screencap of an article from washingtonpost.com, titled: The Elf on the Shelf is preparing your child to live in a future police state, professor warns. (Article

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magical-girl-coral: Gin: You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready forGin, putting Grimmjow in a pot: Thot in a potGrimmjow: THEY BETTER FUCKING GET READY FOR “BITCH IN A DITCH” ‘CAUSE THAT’S HOW THEY’RE GOING TO FIND YOUR FUCKING BODY

dualbasilisk:shorthistorian:bondsmagii:well fuck it instead of a christmas tree this year i’m just going to construct a panopticon in my living room and cut the crapInternet leftists: The Elf on a Shelf normalizes living in a surveillance state

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axolotlspoem: deoxys-official: truepokefan: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

cravehiminallways212: Lol…how do you think this would go over, hergreeneyedsir…? *giggle* 💋 Lol…. The adult version of elf on a shelf…💋

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loloftheday: Elf on the shelf gone to the hood!

gingersassafrass: mischievouschivette: Happy ⚫⚪ Wednesday! This eggplant despises the Elf on the Shelf! Who is the sadist that came up with this idea? As if it wasn’t hard enough already to keep my children believing in Santa Claus, we had

anakedglassofwine: I was reminded that it is the season of giving and I have been withholding cute photos. Apologies to Santa, Elf on the Shelf, Mensch on a Bench, etc. So remember my super cute tree from last year? Yeah I determined that it is a LOT

peony911: 😂😂

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justasexywifey: Side boob with a side order of the dirty elf on a shelf ! Sneaky little man 😲🎄 www.sexandlustforus.tumblr.com That is one lucky elf and one super sexy lady!😈

missjessisamess: So my sister dressed up as the elf on the shelf and took pictures around our house this morning- Merry Christmas!

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