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egg-rolls: my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
egg-rolls: learning languages is so weird like you’re literally just learning how to make a different set of noises at people than the ones you usually make
egg-rolls: so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute
egg-rolls: when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
egg-rolls: hi yes can we please stop shaming people who get a better grade than you but are still upset??? it’s totally fine if you’re a bit annoyed with it but some people have really high expectations of themselves and anything less than meets
egg-rolls: if you arent tired and vaguely anxious then is it really a sunday
egg-rolls: WHY DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED WHY AM I EXPECTED TO FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE BC IT’S JUST ASSUMED THAT I’M STRAIGHT IF I DON’T WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE RELATIONSHIPS FROM MY FAMILY WHY WOULD BRINGING WHO I
egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
