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illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s in the fridge”
xojoytotheworld: thatpettyblackgirl: Rappers: “I come from nothing there was nights I ain’t eat" The rappers mom: LMFAAAAOOOOOO
breelandwalker: comrademugsy: I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening
facetowelsandlotion: N%gga Can’t Eat in Peace! (Moms Bustin’ In!)
happychancla: Mexican moms, abuelitas, and tias blame everything on satan, being barefoot, and not eating.
fatherdaughterincest: She can’t believe that they’re actually doing this in the bathroom right now while the rest of their family is downstairs eating dinner. She hopes that her mom doesn’t start to worry about where they are.
for-mom-and-sis: I just couldn’t let my little brother eat dinner with the family with a raging hard-on. Someone had to do it.
josh719719: captionspornesp: I love eating my mom’s pussy. I enjoy her squirts. She tries to stop me, but I deserve her juices.Me encanta comer el coño de mi mamá. Disfruto de sus chorros. Ella trata de detenerme, pero me merezco sus jugos. I would
a-dr0p-of-golden-sun: My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room.
soccer-mom-marie: Too much information? Do I still get an invitation to the party? I’m willing to eat the watermelon pips and then sit back, wait an hour and spit them out of my ass. It’s a party trick I picked up in college. ❤️❤️❤️
vexstacy: teratocybernetics: a-drays-mind: kiana-m: mattisbollywood: wildbearpajamas: My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his
everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: Fucking her daughter as she eats out her moms pussy
heavens-to-murgatroid: So I was out to eat and this child(maybe 3 years old) in the booth next to us started crying loudly. The mom tried to calm him down but he started to go into tantrum mode and fussed even more. So she picked him up and walked out
niklix: HEY. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS HAVE CERTAIN KEY WORDS THAT THEY FREAK OUT AT, LIKE “WALK” OR “RIDE”? WELL MY DOG HAS BEGUN TO ASSOCIATE “DINNER” WITH FOOD, BUT MY MOM IS TOO LAZY TO SPELL “D-I-N-N-E-R” TO CALL US ALL TO THE TABLE TO EAT.
selenerpatrol: mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all? me:
Your mom goes to the market and brings home a bunch of shit you don't eat.
When you and your mom are mad at each other and you're both at the table, eating dinner.
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat
my mom bought graham crackers and im not allowed to eat them.
When my mom tells me to eat with my mouth closed
rainbowraconteur: That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.
porkrub: *me eating something*: this taste like ass mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol me:
spookyitapan: so my mom bought these weird russian lollipops shaped like chickens and my brother was eating one this morning and my sister said, “you could say that he’s … sucking a cock…”
illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s in the fridge”
taylorswift: swift-patronus:things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god.So I did this… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I need one for Dibbles that says ‘I kept trying to eat the fresh flowers in the house so mom had
illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s in the fridge” @sft425
darlingboo-kstew: #mom dad extended family, meet my sexy tough ass bamf of a husband # he eats raw animals and wears the ears of dead people around his neck # i love him love him love him and i will run away with him and live in the woods if you dont
timeywimeyimpala: theshepardourspectre: timeywimeyimpala: just a nice reminder that Dean Winchester’s version of Heaven includes giving his mom a hug and eating a piece of pie. #i am ten pounds of dean feels in a five pound bag
kissthefuture: Clyde the tortoise
when you’re sick: the only time your Mom will tell you to eat lots of honey
The most awkward things happen to me. Only me. Lawd.
thesexnsubmissions: Follow my snapchat: sexnsubmissions Aww yeah, go ahead and eat your buddies moms pussy for her. Just pull her panties to the side and get after it. Hell he’s always teased you about your infatuation you have about fucking
Your mom goes to the grocery store and brings home a bunch of shit you don't eat.
mozzarellaqueen: eating something off the kids menu because your mom didn’t have a coupon
wanksclub: you are what you eat!!! *slowly becomes your mom*
unfollower: tips for college: no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
contexxxt: Matt grew up in a house full of women. Single mom, 2 older sisters. He also grew up knowing how to eat pussy like a pro.
ghettoinuyasha: my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunsetme, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here
angelamerkel: yeezyslides: angelamerkel: yeezyslides: neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast
familyfun71: mom said i had to tell dad to come and eat….i hope he does!!
So me and my mom are eating cheetos right now and she showed me one and said it looks like a penis.
on a quick note, my mom makes the best chicken soup ever and i’m eating while i’m here i wish you guys were here to try some
captionspornesp: I love eating my mom’s pussy. I enjoy her squirts. She tries to stop me, but I deserve her juices.Me encanta comer el coño de mi mamá. Disfruto de sus chorros. Ella trata de detenerme, pero me merezco sus jugos.
zedena: mausspace: the shocking truth is revealed “go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch”
knightic: when my little brother was even littler my mom came up with the 小兔子 bunny game to get him to eat (it took forever for him to finish meals)
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: Oh you know just eating a banana. My friend saw this and called me a hooker lol
daddyscorpio: My bros mom love eating my dick, she ate the balls too 😩
playstation2chainz: things i like to say during sexual intercourse what is your credit score is your mom okay with this i once saw a bird try to eat a rock does it turn you on that i enjoy bendy straws bendy straws turn me on
weloveshortvideos: How moms be when you go out to eat
egobirth: the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly
-goldmedal-: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: Bye Mom was eating it too 😭😭
