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Text #1 Your girl ‘Aleska’ asked me to send you this msg of her after she pleased my friends and I Text #2 You’ll be happy to know she was the best fucking slut we ever used! What a big tit-ed dumb cum drinking whore! Text #3 BTW I have a poker

Here are the basic tennants Is there a god? No, it seems highly unlikely. However, there may be a demiurge or demiurges (mortal creator) if simulated reality theory pans out. As such, we are agnostic atheists Is there an afterlife/soul? There is no soul,

The fact that you can’t wear a cat as a teeshirt without injuring it is proof enough to me that there is no god

My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster

“Private Ethan Pitch, please report to kitchen for reassignment.” The grating, sludge-y voice of S.H.E.R.R.Y.L. oozed through the intercom. Ethan was astounded how perfectly the voice synthesizer chosen for the ship’s clerical AI mimicked the

Hello friends. I am planning on growing a wizard beard for no reason other than the sake of growing a wizard bead. Wish me luck

I miss having people to show my writing to

freackthehopefull: I know what mirthful means. But it still sounds like it means sad. there are a of words that sound like the opposite of what they mean, but to name them all would be a mirthful

Believing all white people are racist is still racism whether you like it or not Believing all men are sexists and/or rapists is still misandry whether you like it or not Believing all christians are homophobic and/or religious bigots is still religious

arquius: commenting is terrible. how dare you personalize your posts. I want unadulterated popular posts on MY dash, idk/c about you I know, right? Fucking commenters. Your two cents are worth less than two cents

Shoot, which one was Dankey Kang again? He was that plumber who catches blue hedgehogs in pokeballs, right?

I believe that all humans are born with the right to be loved by someone else who they are capable of loving back. It’s a right that can be lost by hurting others but until they have lost that right they are entitled to be able to share happiness

I swear, everyone in this fandom is a fucking psycho. I guess I’m not an exception

transpotter: trans/queerphobia is not limited solely to the actual murder of people it also includes but is not limited to: casual cissexism (ie. “girls are so strong dealing with their periods!”) denial of privilege (ie. “yeah gay people might

Were going to do this thing where we try to draw in eachothers styles and..I DON’T .. THINK I DID A GOOD JOB LOL It looked like some bastard child of both our styles mashed into one waw (´−｀)

Do that style meme thing.. MAYBEIf so who the fuck should I do? Throw me some suggestions ~

so fucking adorable omg why can’t you be real so I can hold you forever

yummytomatoes replied to your post: curious erisol KAR…GAM GETOUTsirjakeenglish replied to your post: curious davexjohn uou /shot jksdfjksdfjk I love JohnDave idk why I haven’t drawn them………. captain-gumdrops replied to your

mallius replied to your post: curious de..r..se..ceeest ye„, and you draw the most beautiful lalondes omgggg YESSSS I need to draw this so bad wow I fell really hard for that pairingokay I’m going to keep this here as a reminder because I keep

since I’ve had quite a few notes about this.. I’m not really comfortable telling people what city I live in? ;; it’s not a big deal but I’m just paranoid about that sort of thing lol

I had a dream that I had some terminal disease and was going to die in a weekWHAT THE HELL BRAIN NOW I’M SCARED

why is it that whenever I get a huge surge of inspiration, I’m at someone elses house and I don’t have my tablet with me

.. uh I haven’t met any of you yet and I think bonus round starts tomorrow LOL (which I think is open to not-full/confirmed teams????)idon'tthinkanyofyouwillseethis….. uh

I think I’ll justlay on the floorand stay hereuntil I die

goatprince replied to your post: one of the first people to answer was right but… it was me wasn’t it ya it wasit’s not easy being 6 years old forever because no matter how much you age you’re still somehow 6

I way too often draw people hunched over or slouching in the same way all the timeI need new poses

Art block is not backing down hereback on the floor I go

from top to bottom:1) I am female and ‘not black’, tho i’m not really half-anything haha2) JKSDJKFJKSDFJSJDFJSDFJYES……………………3) whoaI do like homestuck, thats crazy how did you know&

Thank you everyone ! I hope this didn’t look like I was out to get asspats or anything lol (´ ω｀;;)tbh my thin lines were one of the things I liked the most about my style I suppose? I think I started using them more when my biggest aspiration

1) Ms Paint <3 Slick ! I actually like that pairing haha its kinda cute2,5,7) ALL DIRK/JAKES BEAT ALL THE GAMKARS 3) Dirk/Jake, tho I DOOO have a thing for Sawtooth/Dirk……………..4) John/Dave u v u *6) Jake/Di–

I have all these dirkjake wips and all I want to do is draw sexy uu pinupswhat is my life

also DAVEANDDIRKARESOCLOSEOMGJXDJVFSJKDFJKSFDI HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG……………

sobbing into my hands, everytime sugoihime draws something i just kind of shrivel up and cry some more because i want to draw adorable, funny, colourful things like sugoihime (I wish I was funny why arent I funny)

These are all really good !! Especially the Vaporeon and Deerling ones because I love the eeveelutions AND DEERLING reminds me of one of my OCs ; C ; and is really fucking adorable…….But honestly those people who suggested bidoofs and magika

lol wow okay thanks I think I got somethin now………… I’ll keep that little list in case I run out of ideaswhich is likely

This tutorial is so helpful omg

Im not feeling so great these days u m u So I’ll probably be posting/drawing a lot less for a little while, which Ive sort of already been doing……… at least until I find some inspiration

I got an ask a long time ago asking to post any old art that I had? Well these arent like reallyyy old, but they’re from late 2007, and something Im not totally embarrassed to post lol……

sorry all Ive been posting lately is scribbles and chibis, but this past week has been brutal

uh sorry I havent been… really active lately, this month has been kind of busy for meIN ADDITION, I havent had anything.. good to post lol, Ive spent a lot of time doodling stupid shit likeSO YEAH thats it ollies

I see all these posts making fun of Levis height and I remember that hes still taller than me……………………….

So I used the Star Trek tag and didn’t realize it would automatically put a link to Yahoo View on my art. I deleted all the tags but it’s still showing up for me. I don’t wanna delete and start a new post so I guess I’m stuck with it. Just wanted

@everyone who is messaging me about the link on Affogato leading to Macchiato, that’s actually intentional, they’re part of the same story lol. I just forgot to include it on Au Lait because I’m dumb haha

PRINCESS BUBBLE GUM FARTS IM SO GLAD I POST SUCH DUMB TEXT POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME GET REALLY GOOD SEARCH REFERRALS GOOD LORD

trust: i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb

a dumb text post

spinolsen replied to your post:a dumb text post play videogames or draw to relax. Im trying to draw, its not really working out well but I think I should keep at it. Thanks for responding, buddy

mothraghidorah replied to your post:a dumb text post butts! I should butts, youre right!

titan-shifting: no matter how many dumb text posts I make I’m still gonna draw bloody gems whether they could bleed or not

captainpap: Do you ever make a text post and then suddenly your dash goes completely dead and your text post just sits at the top for a solid 5 minutes, like everyone just stopped blogging to look at your incredibly dumb text post in absolute disbelief.

i really like my theme right now k.

viva-la-prussia: how to tell i am comfortable talking to you: i say things that make zero sense i say the random things that come to mind i act like a complete idiot when talking to you i use dumb emoticons

coeptum: i always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so i always just feel dumb

now i’m gonna listen to xscape. pow.

obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER

my stupid art block-having ass waiting patiently for stupid dumb messages to come in so i can make more stupid dumb drawings

candycornio: Sorry for posting this late, I had works to do but the weekend gave me time to finish this! Please ignore the fact that I can’t draw a ferris or backgrounds… Inspired by dashingicecream tags on a text post BV

Last night I told myself I was gonna go to bed early to catch up on sleep & my dumb ass didn’t go to sleep till midnight

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