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webs-we-weave: webs-we-weave: This is so awful and mean. If you guys see this, please report this. I don’t know why men have this whole “when women wear makeup, they’re basicallt lying to us” mindset. 1.) Contrary to dudebro belief, not all
sproings: paulbttany: the best part of deadpool is how a bunch of dudebro comic book fans will have to stare at ryan reynolds’ ass for minutes, in slow motion, while he’s wearing spandex. thanks fox for making all of our dreams come true
nohetero: scottthepilgrim: which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them in which a dudebro unintentionally
rainbowbarnacle: erynelanor: a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone
toopunktofuck: whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do I just want to tell them did you know:jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
labyrinthsouls: good-ho-mens: good-ho-mens: good-ho-mens: good-ho-mens: So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it,
smitethepatriarchy: therothwoman: blairellis: this never gets old I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems. Gold. Bolding mine.
toomanystans:Breaking news: Sports illustrated, a magazine known for its annual “female sexualization” issue, is still less sexist than the average dudebro. More at 11.
auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving
misandry-mermaid: The number of dudebros on reddit getting mad at this picture was life-affirming.
ao81:DudeBro 01Maverick sucking a load out of his bro Chad >:)Support me on Patreon! :)
cloudmercury: my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok
shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:
lesliecrusher: alright dudebro i went to high school with i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend i see all
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror
robots-and-electric-sheep: stfumras: Oh my God. we have reachedULTIMATE DUDEBRO C A P A C I T Y
my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to
redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight”
piefacemcgee: annohideaki: likebookends-blog: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, 2013 my main man Reminder that in Japan that “Otaku” is on par with “dudebro” and “Brony” in the US. It is not a good thing at all.
shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this: 😹
falsedetective: airagorncharda: brodingershat: roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit A frat house of
vrepitzza: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro
bisexual-carol-danvers: some dudebro: women are only into marvel because of the ripped men lolme: *chesting up like Carol Danvers would want me to* oh you think you’re so smart huh? test me on my mcu knowledge asshole, betcha I know more than you do
profeminist: “Every time some dudebro is all “that’s not believable/likely” or some shit when it comes to women in fantasy, I remind them that there weren’t enough men trained in horseback riding to play the Riders of Rohan, so most of them
merriell: taika’s continuing vendetta against marvel dudebros ✌️
salroka: some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi me:
homopower:lizardofjarrod-deactivated20210:Dudebro kitty.
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she lead hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
Lol 19 min on okc and I’ve already seen the profile of some dudebro I went to hs with lol man. I’m gonna move away and teach in Nairobi where one of my students invited me and where the studio owner posted an ad for teachers!!!!!!
catgirldirk:adult cartoon shows will be like our main character is a deeply flawed man and he is in no way a good person and dudebros will be like wow this is someone i should model my entire personality after and spend my time defending.
pendletons: nothing hurts me more than when people assume halo is shitty bc dudebros play it
elementalavatars: Free! Sub: So gay. Just the most gay. Everyone is probably into each other, we know it, you know it, it’s all great and gay. Free! Dub: JUST LOOK AT THESE DUDEBROS, HANGING OUT AND SPORTING WITH EACH OTHER. LOOK AT THOSE BROS, THOSE
housewifeswag: alithompson: unclefather: iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin: rnike: How about being stabbed Being Kidnapped Having 1 million bugs and spiders climbing on your naked body Having to listen to some stupid dudebro MRA talk about ANYTHING.
dumbjockbro: fuckable-muscle: Charlie’s Dudebro’s Huhuh three amig-bros
egalitarianistic: Some feminists generalize all MRAs as fedora-wearing dudebros who lust over My Little Pony. And yet, they get angry when people generalize feminists as man-hating lesbians who never shave.
holywatermotel:every dudebro that complained about captain marvel or star wars
stardustkr7: misocorny: That’s why it fucking hurts Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….
viktoriascombover: goodeye-cyborg: goodeye-cyborg: Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate
starghostart:Well Urahara is indeed the GOAT, as the dudebros say… the Gayest Of All Time
hyperionangel: stardustkr7: misocorny: That’s why it fucking hurts Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops…. can we show this to game devs and comic book artists
hishap: likebluefire: jamesfactscalvin: Dear Dudebros, one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.
