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lardypoison: a welsh tradition I think needs to come back is guys spending ages carving a spoon with all these designs and shit on it and giving it to the girl he wants to date how cute is that
awwww-cute: Soooooooooo cute
sailormoonartzine: deebree: taquito mask and sailor macaroon Everybody can go home now.
politicallyincorrectwalrus: i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims
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theycallhimcake: That was the quote, right?
blahblahnik: ‘Clothes and the Car’, Cecil Beaton for Vogue, 1927
flirtytwink: I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
tonyplaysthemambo: purple tea
johnnygirl3: notanicedragon: The double knitting technique is great. It has a light side, and a dark side, it binds the scarf together… you can see where I’m going with this can’t you. I only found out about double knitting this past summer and
fxcking4fructose: 0ci0: Rina Takeda [x] 0-100 real quick
quoms: wastelandasshole: mrsuspicious: Celebrity Chef D&D Alignments god guy fieri is ‘neutral evil’ the guy responsible for ‘s’mores indoors’ chocolate and marshmallow pizza with cayenne peppers in it is ‘neutral evil’. okay. i
lokis-booty: Romantic things to say to your partner.
nanodash: Source (x) Marrying statistics and linguistics. Mmmmm. CHARTS
my insides are copper, i'd kill to make them gold
stuartsometimes: I warned you
nom-food: White chocolate dipped ginger cookies
This is what I like
Moved: Ask for URL
daenerystargayren: being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their
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iamchubbybunny: I had a nerdy Sailor Moon wedding like a fancy ass grown up and lived to tell the tale. Entire blog post including DIY tutorials and background up at Defective Geeks! IT TOOK ME ONE BILLION YEARS TO WRITE so I hope someone out there reads
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widdlefox:i enjoy watching Bar Rescue so i can just watch Jon Taffer tell people they are failures all day. No one knows more about bar science.
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
womenreading: (by Anna Hollow)
“We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?” Moonrise Kingdom (2012), dir. Wes Anderson
victini: 0ndo: victini: You can control white people by giving them cheese cheese is so good tho I got one
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cactusspatz: rudesby: myarmsareridiculous: holy heck y’all need to watch this okay so they took a group of lindy hoppers and they took a group of street dancers and they pitted them against each other, but switched the music so swingers have to dance
sixpenceee: A Kansas City couple decided to have a post-apocalypse engagement photo shoot. The results are pretty good! Go them for doing something other than the norm. Source: BuzzFeed
proudgayconservative:ladycontrarian:Oh my gosh this is the best thing and I’m so sorry because I’m going to reblog this every day between now and valentine’s dayThis is honestly perfect.
yurunyan:i’m sending this to anyone i have a crush on from now to the end of time
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molly23: ryannorth: Happy Valentine’s day, I wrote you some poems Shut this meme down, Ryan won.
janiceghosthunter:ohyeahcomics:Via Extra Fabulous ComicsI love the little subliminal butts all over the place. How assinine this is.
chiveburger: honestly me
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purloinedinpetrograd: A Harvard Woman Figured Out How To 3D Print Makeup From Any Home Computer, And The Demo Is Mindblowing Grace Choi was at Harvard Business School when she decided to disrupt the beauty industry. She did a little research and realized
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crydaisy:“ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year”
detectivejane:knightoflime: Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
bobdylansgrandson: *crops my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live
gemmacorrell:Pre-order my book of comics, The Worrier’s Guide to Life
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earthstory:Using a gyroscope-stabilized camera on a helicopter and starting with a flight at low elevations, this group has produced some of the most spectacular footage of flights through the Himalayan mountains you will ever see.
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thisblogisdead2017: Powder compact, 1930s.
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purridot:you either die a heroor you live long enough to see yourself become the villian
teenlord:this is the best pun i have ever made
princesscrownemoji:Me: *comes home from the club drunk af but still removes all my makeup and moisturises my skin bc I love myself*
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