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Still thinkin’ bout trans*!Eren from last night. What if the stubborn little shit is pretty aware of who he is when he’s super young? So much so that he just has tantrums about wearing dresses and all that. And like… his dad thinks
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: armin is pretty assured in himself irt his gender hes not like anggsty about it most of the time its upsetting for him sometimes but its not a big…self esteem hangup for him. hes hungup about other things but he knows hes
savarend replied to your post: I’ve been wanting to write, but I haven’t been… queer punk au armin and eren apartment hunting? (AHHHHHHHH for those of you who want to hear about Blythe and my headcanons for the Queer Punk Rock AU AKA Shingeki
Puella Magi AU in which Eren is Madoka, Homura is Mikasa, Armin is Sayaka, Jean is Kyoko, and Marco is Mami. That’s it. That’s all I got at the moment. EDIT: Frick, I just made this Jean/Armin.
For some reason, I’m finally registering that Armin’s dream of seeing the outside world is multigenerational. It’s something that his parents aspired for, as well. Together. It was possible to have this goal remain Armin’s
What if Armin and Eren are super nervous about telling Mikasa about their relationship? So they try to sit her down and be super serious about it, but Armin is stammering really bad and Eren just kind of blurts out WE KISS ON THE MOUTH AND SOMETIMES
On a scale of one to negative eighteen, how horrible do you think Eren is at sex the first few times? Not even suggesting he wouldn’t want to have sex or anything. I’m sure he’d go into it like he’d go into anything. WITH GREAT
Not really here for Armin being upset in dresses. I’m only here for Armin being super cute and confident in dresses and not being scared to call out anyone that has the nerve to misgender him.
Blythe texted me about Armin wearing Reiner’s way too big jacket a few days ago and I have been trying to make a scene in my head about it. Like, what if they go to a show together, because everyone else in the house is busy, so they kind of shrug
attackonpalindrome: ftm!armin is extremely matter-of-fact about contraceptives and eren gets kind of flustered because talking about condoms and birth control stuff seriously is kind of embarrassing and armin just breaks this topic of conversation out
I think the saddest thing about writing a snk college au is that it’s very possible that those kids wouldn’t have a Huge Defining Moment as people, leading to them having kind of shitty, modern lives. Sure, they probably wouldn’t suffer
Although, pro of writing a snk modern college au is that Eren and Armin are totally the best friends that try to ~date~ in middle school, but they really don’t do anything aside from hold hands and go to movies (which they end up inviting Mikasa
while I’m talking about Jean, I just realized that he’d be the type of guy to jump into a pool with his phone in his pocket. His moms punish him for this blunder by making him use his old flip phone until he’s due for a phone upgrade.
transarmin: i dont want shota armin. no more shota armin. i want hothot armin wearing nothing but his binder and boxers while he looks at himself in the mirror like / double pistols and a wink im one hECKIE OF A HOT boy
snk and menstruation really gross I’m sorry bye I vaguely want fic in which a dfab character gets their period on a mission and runs out of cotton or whatnot to catch it and they just… idk. Let themselves bleed all over themselves and
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
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transarmin: armin wakes up one morning bc he feels something wet on his face. he opens his eyes and sees erens face 2 inches from his. theyre using the same pillow. eren drooled all over it. hes snoring.
Nony brought up chubby Krista and I want to cry, because how perfect is that? Krista with beautiful thick thighs and cellulite dimpling the backs of them. Wearing short shorts that show off every bit of them (oh god I’m sorry I have a Thigh
mikesgenderismike: gandalfexmachina: mikesgenderismike replied to your post “what do you think is everyone’s acne status in shingeki no kyojin? I…” i think bertholdt has a lot of scars from acne all over his cheeks from that One Terrible Year
putting this under a cut, because it’s spoilers for the fic I’m currently writing…….. So like. I’m writing Jean/Armin hooking up for the first time in Queer Punk Rock AU. Mind you, Jean is not quite with Marco yet,
this whole episode makes me want to write fic when Mikasa, Eren, and Armin are able to be friends in spite of the fact that Armin and Eren are dating. Mikasa’s carrying out conversations as Eren is trying to make a pillow out of Armin’s
Fandom should respect my fic needs. Like writing something focused on Armin and Mikasa’s friendship and like. idk. Armin being vaguely jealous that he just isn’t as jacked as she is and she’s like u gotta stop bc you’re perfect
I talked about this on Twitter, but I’m going to put it on here, too, so you all can suffer with me. But like… I read Armin as brainsick in modern AUs. I usually lean toward nasty depressive episodes and anxiety, but by the time Queer Punk
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Reasons why you should ship Jean/Marco/Armin/Eren: the variation in sexual dynamics. Like… well-structured dom/sub relations between Armin and Jean, to the very rough sex of Jean and Eren (with aftercare they never admit to most of the time),
mikesgenderismike: i just really need… armin and mikasa to kiss theyre not technically together they havent bothered talking a bout it they just kiss… and hold each other a lot… and do a lot of things together… and get each other off when eren
i was thinking about eren and armin being in love and it’s super long term and great but now I’m imagining them fighting and knowing exactly how to hit each other where it hurts verbally and now I’m really upset.
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Queer punk rock au stuff in which someone tries to grope armin at a show and jean and armin beat him down instead of this fuck.
dis trying to wrangle her children as fili is having a girl day and feeling extra haughty and kili will not stop sleeping in his binder jfc
and thorin is not there at all because i refuse to believe he was in their lives much at all.
eren and armin decide to change up foreplay one night by writing messages on each other with washable markers. eren assumes that it’ll be fun. maybe armin will claim parts of his body or something idk. he decides to write their names in a heart
jollysooks: armin hesitantly tells eren when they’re like eight and then years later when they hit puberty eren makes him a makeshift binder which is mostly tape and is really protective and supportive of him and armin’s just really thankful and
I’m going to bed now, but I want you all to think about trans feminine Fili. Think about Fili changing up her braids to indicate that she wants to go by she/her pronouns that day. Imagine Kili glaring people down until they refer to her as queen
I heard “Mountains” by the Front Bottoms on the college radio station today and now all I can imagine is the song being about Jean as he smuggles fireworks from PA to NJ and all the housemates set them off together and Marco actually holds
I just stopped everything to think about Armin’s thighs and stomach covered in stretch marks.
I’M NOT MORGAN/REID I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but morgan trying to come up with cute gender neutral pronouns for reid :)
erejearmin: i’m kinda laughing tho like eren’s like ‘armin’s always been good at making up gloomy makeshift manuvers’ like i’m just imaging them as kids trying to do something like swim in the resevoirs where no swimming is allowed and eren’s
graham and I are talking about criminal minds high school au (meaning no shitty things happening to these sweet children just high school shenanigans) and I’m barking with laughter omg emily being a total goth and all the other alternative girls
christ this episode was confirmation that morgan/reid/garcia domestic fics would just be reid and garcia crying to morgan to open up jars and lift heavy things.
trying to line up the pronouns reid would be trying based on their haircuts throughout the series
I need……… shitty threeway kisses between morgan/reid/garcia………. give me horrible ones with teeth clinking and noses bashing into each other and foreheads getting whacked…………….
You know what’d also be great? morgan/reid/garcia TRYING TO SHARE A BED TOGETHER c:
imagine how excited reid probably gets the first halloween after they come out as agender though. they buy cute dresses with prints of bats and pumpkins on them and wear them with equally cute cardigans throughout October and they get SO EXCITED ABOUT
agenderreid: imagine how excited reid probably gets the first halloween after they come out as agender though. they buy cute dresses with prints of bats and pumpkins on them and wear them with equally cute cardigans throughout October and they get
I don’t really care for coming out narratives at this point in my life, but I think about reid figuring out their identity and coming out to the team and I get weirdly emotional about it. mostly, I imagine garcia taking it upon herself to help reid
fuck shit fuck but like imagine steve (and probably sam, let’s be real) trying to get bucky into casual touching again and steve being so worried, because it came so natural to him in the past and sam has to reassure him that bucky’s been
feastevil: i can’t get over jean and eren just angrily playing wonderwall at each other. they’re not even at the same part in the song and neither of them are on key and they’re screaming. their guitars are out of tune. they don’t even care.
also!!!!!! haley, maeve, and strauss don’t die and everyone hangs out doing whatever and sometimes morgan stops by, because he’s perfect, but he never stays too long, because he respects the space they’ve created!
I basically write Jean/Armin as Armin saying, “Yeah, sure, we’ll hook up and stuff, but you have to remember I’m with Eren” and Jean going, “YEP YEP OK TOTALLY I AM SO OKAY WITH YOU ONLY BEING IN THIS FOR THE SEX” and
I get really emotional about Reid identifying with monsters and reading about folklore in different cultures and feeling a strong connection to each one for its own unique reasons and basically saving all this energy for halloween time when it’s
consider modern au joseph watching beauty tutorials on youtube and going “wow that’s cool.” she then slabs three layers of coral lipstick on her face and adds “I don’t give a shit I look hot” before she heads out
vincentvanguro said: Hello, you are super great and I am glad you exist and that I know you. Would you like to talk about anything in particular? We could talk about Joseph’s mascara problems. I’m so glad you exist and that I know you, too!
hello good evening I would like you all to think about caesar with really big hickies on his thighs left by joseph and suzie q thank u
