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owl-princesss: Do you know what time it is? MOTHER FUCKING SWEATER GIVEAWAY TIME Here’s da scoop: You don’t need to be following me. You can reblog and like once each. You need to be comfortable giving me your physical address so I can

modificationnotmutilation: kev-n: houseofalexzander: Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is a lie. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is just a phase. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is childish. I live and breath my gender fluidity. I proudly stand

candy-caney: candy-caney: Please do not remove my Link Follow me at http://candy-caney.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did Love To Be Reblogged rebolg me have fun Over 1500 personal photos „ don’t just like me ; reblog me

Why I like this: when properly in her place, she is able to open her throat fully Why I didn’t share this: I don’t want to be handled like this. I don’t like the cold detachment of a toy. When I finally get a cock all the way down

mumuthelion: HAPPY X'MAS EVERYONE!!!!!!! Have a great holiday and time with your family and love one!! Enjoy it like no tomorrow!! Don’t be like me and my BF, we are working our ass off as people are eating grand dinner!! *Roll away with tears* >:‘3

shylittlebaby:MY INBOX IS EMPTY AND FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS I’VE KEPT UP WITH THE CHAT MESSENGER. BE PROUD Doesn’t mean I don’t skim through messages and mass delete or I’m not trigger happy with the block button

My body: pls no gluten I don’t like Me: but r u sure ?? *eats all the gluten*My body: *feels like death* seriously stop with the glutenMe: but r u SuuUReeEe??? *eats all the gluten again*

Me: *actually get up early and does normal human adult things* heck yeah I got this look at me being responsible!!Me:*10 mins later finds beers*……. heck yeahhhh rewards for doing like 5 adult things!!! *gets back in bed watching Hulu* Lolol

smelterdemon: A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

this was another commission, this time for authormagrant (twitter/ao3) from her fantastic fic that you absolutely should read because it will heal you as it healed me

karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t

moved-ughjohnwatson: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in

stone-faced-sunset:mamalalonde:yungbiochemist:Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear Diagrams are accepted

Pro tip: writing an email wanting to shoot for me and telling me that you are 20 with 4 years of experience makes my face go like this >_<

i guess i’m not supposed to be wishing for them to be like the lannisters…

I really miss having my hair like this. I don’t like it being long. Stupid show.

chibird: I have such productivity guilt that sometimes I feel bad for being tired?? Which is kind of ridiculous and totally unreasonable. ^^; So please don’t be like me and let yourself be tired! Our bodies and minds are only capable of so much! Webtoon

What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure

don’t be like me kids. if your aid tells you “it’s not your problem” to know a student’s IEP modifications, because “it’s [the aid’s] job,” don’t accept it. or try to find a backwards way to

I am so nervous about tomorrow omg I’m a child and I’m supposed to be teaching children and I definitely don’t have enough decorations frick. my mentor is going to take one look at me and go “wait you got hired?”

I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

alaiha: chvkwve: I like being invited to things.I don’t necessarily like goingBut I like being invited.

greetings:people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this

twentyonedreamers: the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.”why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like

here is a Fallout 4 tip from me: don’t go into the Massachusetts State House unless you have lots of weapons and ammo (and maybe power armor) and some time on your hands. Don’t be like me and think “oh, it should only take a few minutes to go through

I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”

foodchewer: don’t be like me kids *eats entire pizza* More like “Hey kids!! You can try this at home!!”

hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave

egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

momunofu: I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man don’t be like me, kid

ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all

greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t

bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing

kubikajirii: akiozoro: Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen… I really worry sometimes people might be like this when talking to them… please if you’re a friend or anyone really and you’re

I can’t believe i made a a video game list I just want tomake a list of game i complete so i won’t forget but now i wanna make reviews and blog about games i don’t like and since no one follows me or likes me there it can be more free with my opinions

talesofanswers: Hmph. That thing? Mieuuuu, Master used to call me “Thing” too… But Master ended up actually liking me! Does that mean Asch likes me too…? No. Mieu…

momunofu: I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man don’t be like me, kid

kaisoh: Question: If you were an exo-L, whose fan would you like to be? Kyungsoo: I want to be Kai’s fan. If I was a girl, I would fall for Kai when watching Kai’s performance.Jongin: I wanted to pick D.O hyung but he was chosen before, wouldn’t

thoughtkick: “Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.” — Sylvia Plath

if my boyfriend don’t smoke paq like me, he prolly won’t be my boyfriend for long. sad sad ugly truth. it hurts.

candy-caney: I Love To Be Reblogged Follow me at http://candy-caney.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did Phoenix,AZ ,85051 reblog me have fun Over 1500 personal photos „ don’t just like me ; reblog me , feel free to submit me to other blogs

thepigeongazette: safe travels to everyone during the holidays! Don’t be like me!

Hey so tell me if I do something you don’t like and I’ll do my best not to. Please be patient with me too though, there’s a lot of times I’ll do stuff without thinking.

chvkwve:I like being invited to things.I don’t necessarily like goingBut I like being invited.

skyl3r-f3lts: really just wanna be held for a couple hours ya know

grinned: Sometimes I don’t feel like continuing to live. I don’t want to kill myself, I just want it all to stop or go away. I want to be calm. I want to be happy again.

uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone

I don’t know how to say “don’t get me a fuckin’ diamond ring, it’s a useless rock that has NO value to me” without making it seem like I want to be wifed up right this second

perks-of-being-chelle: ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao ^

jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once

wahzoo: “You don’t wanna start nothin, cause the whole boot comin. Might as well ask Stevie Wonder, nigga, I ain’t seen nothing.”

egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

buffyshot: @ursulaalberto: Why wait till January to get in shape. LETS DO IT NOW! Discipline…..either you have it or you don’t! Don’t be like the mass majority! Be different! Or be like me and RIDE IN YOUR OWN LANE! Email ursula@livin2bfit.com

Don’t mind me, I’m trying to be sexy xD Should I buy this shirt? D: It’s like the first plaid shirt that has ever looked good on me. Dx It’s ฤ and it’s such a hard decision D:

femme-cutie: onaveridiansea: ultranos: sweet-on-you: boatlyrics: deafeningechoesofsilence: boatlyrics: if you’re in america and you’re eligible to vote…… i’m begging you to vote for hillary like literally begging I wouldn’t vote for

Being in 2 abusive relationships back to back did a number on me. I didn’t think so before, I thought I was stronger for it but I’m starting to realize it’s effecting my trust in men & I don’t like it at all. I thought I knew

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