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aleetleghostie: you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies
I don't know
traumatizedterezi: im at a point where i just don’t fucking care about anything. nickleback’s photograph came on the radio and i didn’t change the station. just sat there and listened to fucking nickleback. who gives a shit. we’re all going to
youcanholditsweetie: I think one of my favorite things about omo is comforting the person afterwards. I don’t know why, but I just really like the idea of comforting someone, whether it’s omo related or not. It’s not really a kink thing, because
When you eat on a towel you don’t need napkins.
So, don’t know if anyone knows this, but I got engaged at the end of 2013! I could write a book on the matter, but if you really want to know, submit an ask
I don't fucking care
thelonelyscarecrow: foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited I’m so horny for Halloween
bonus: bled: alphabitches: when u reread a message 7 times and still don’t know how to respond
Kitties don't know, they just do.
box316: im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
darthkenobi: tatooinesun: michaeljones: the adventure zone:travis: i want to throw open this trainside window and throw myself out of it but use the momentum of the tunnel we’re driving into to swing me into a different window, shattering it and
ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly cool lmao
Me when I see a fellow trans person using really misogynistic language against a TERF:
Bae don’t wanna come over 😔😔
Was told I need a hair cut…I don’t think I do (at why you wanna know)
You can’t love someone if you don’t love yourself
I don’t know how to behave without him
I don’t have the greatest voice but music is life And I love this song
I don’t wanna get up
Some days you don’t feel your best and that’s ok
Throw backTake what you want, take what you canTake what you please, don’t give a damnAsk for forgiveness, never permission
I have a question for anyone who suffers with any mental illness. Do you ever get scared of the thought that you can reach to a point where you don’t wanna do anything and you can end up homeless?I’m in that head space right now of not wanting to
thebadgerssett: Kinda forgot about this whoops.I did carve away at it a little more a while ago, but I don’t think I’ll be coming back to it any time soon.
religiousmom:I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities
capacity: How r people born in 1999 17years old that don’t make sense, they’re supposed to be 6…
sonocomics: You bet your butt if there’s a command that’s anything close to “pet” I will press it as many times as possibleIMPORTANT!!!! So I know that I’m making comics about Breath of the Wild, but the truth is I actually still don’t know
chiefguideandcentre: ponyregrets: pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live I feel so attacked right now
ministryofinterior:not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
immaculate-benediction-batch: cleoselene: “reblog this or your mom will die” “seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post” “if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul” “you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”
warm-suggestions:it’s not always about being extremely good at something. sometimes it’s about being able to bring your own style to the table and just having fun with it. you don’t always have to be the best, you can just be you.
veniin: merchandise more like merch and dies because i don’t have enough money
i’m sorry for being really bad at conversations i just don’t have anything to say that’s how boring i am
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Me, on Deviantart/other site for fanart, looking at a new wg artist I found who draws xwg fairly well: Oh this is nice.Scrolling through their gallery: Aaaand there’s the underage characters drawn for fetish purposes…
thebootydiaries: don’t kill urself babygirl
If I don’t love myself, then who will?
Sometimes I wish my first love never broke up with me. I kinda really miss him at the moment…
stopirwin: i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests i don’t
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
Don't stop listening to rock & roll
Yesterday morning tho. Don’t I look so glowy?
icantfeelmyarms: I don’t wanna be a Pokemon master any more
I don’t wanna do anything ever
Fancy hair. Don’t care
For @jrdndryr bc her and I can’t get enough of this filter. Don’t judge 😘
just-shower-thoughts: People don’t realize how lonely they are until they are the only ones up at night and everyone else is sleeping.
Don’t have a crap attack!
deviantmanifesto: My feeble attempt to try and cheer you up. Hopefully you don’t find it in poor taste. Sadly, I can’t send you a PBJ.Penis and a PB&J would be outstanding! I suppose I could cover it it in peanut butter and jelly. It would
asleepylioness: It has been a really long week already, so I was happy to see the adult beverage theme. I know it isn’t a hot beverage, but on mornings that I don’t have time to make my tea, Diet Coke is my morning drink of choice. On a side note,
ourgentlemensclub: Well, I’m out of town for work again, so a bit of a self embrace is all that I am able to get until Saturday evening. Luckily, I don’t think that a little bit of self love is a bad thing, though it is always more enjoyable to
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, No, you don’t have to pinch yourself to make sure that you aren’t dreaming, unless of course you want to. I really am submitting early for a change! I took these in my hotel room last week. I didn’t have
don’t try.
fenicore: Had a great time in York with @secret-danny and @shapedlight, and even managed to make off with a special gift from my favorite homo! Thanks for the good times guys! ❤ Give me back my hat you bastard!
Current requests (in the order I received them). I’ve generally avoided language that I associate with slut-shaming, but I’m sure I can forget my reservations, especially for something as hilariously meta as this. I personally don’t
hentaiyarou: I haven’t properly touched myself in over two weeks and I don’t have time to right now because of college tedium. And it’s getting bad. I mean, other than the dreams (which I won’t complain about), I’m reacting painfully hard
johnthedragon: kingofreaks: offendedrhino: Scientists are so clever with naming animals. No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator
bennyslegs: when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
