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squidwurd: main goals when going to a friends house: -pet dog -avoid parent -don’t clog toilet
generic-scrubnoob: simplified-motion: kiwialldaylong: They are actually cleaner and better house trained than cats and dogs if you keep them inside! I like pigs. They’re magical. They take useless bullshit like cabbage and turn it into bacon.
tatehorror: When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
teenage-fandoms: 221cbakerstreet: jadeklaus: I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
skeleton-gardens: whreflections: poochcrew: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house. IT’S A BATHTUB FULL OF LABS GIVE IT TO ME NOW I can’t help but reblog puppies anymore.
dogshaming: I paid with my manhood, you pay with your life… After being neutered, our dog turned on the gas stove and lit the house on fire.
magic-spelldust: concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and
daynapapaya: daynapapaya: daynapapaya: Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength. But like the image above says, this
amateurhouseofpoon: “Lovin Those Itty Bits” reblogged for humping like a dog in heat at the Amateur House of Poon!
most-awkward-moments: so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker
fuckyeahfelines: My mother left the stuffed dog at our house one day. Bird says it’s his now, no one else can have it :3
thatfunnyblog: My roommate’s dog Apollo, follows people around the house and just stares. Around corners, doorways, he just appears and stares at you Funny Stuff you like?
unfollower: invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
griffinilla: my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
sweet-bitsy: poochcrew: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house. FOURTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwww-cute: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”
crises-of-existentiality: ‘We’ would move.. Because we’re bfs. BEST FRIENDS. PLATONIC BROS WHO WILL MOVE INTO A HOUSE AND GET A DOG TOGETHER AND POSSIBLY GET MARRIED IN A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY AND MAYBE HAVE A FEW KIDS BUT WE’RE JUST PLATONIC BROSKIS.
geminiscene: “I watched TV. I had a Coke at the bar. I had four dreams in a row where you were burned, about to burn, or still on fire.” — Richard Siken, from “Straw House, Straw Dog” (Crush)
dynastylnoire: -imaginarythoughts-: hipsterlibertarian: In July I shared a story of an incident in which my city’s police stormed a man’s house looking for drugs in the middle of the night and executed his two (understandably startled) dogs. One
liquar: takethesanity: squidwurd: main goals when going to a friends house: -pet dog -avoid parent -don’t clog toilet + obtain wifi password - try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
kosherqueer: “UPDATE: People emailed saying she is not a dog so i googled llama and she is a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house”
thespywhospies: Supernatural AU5 : Human!Cas & Angel!Dean + Demon!Sam Sammy used “Puppy Dog Eyes”! It was super effective.Cas let him stay. “Dammit Dean my house is not a petting zoo! What’s next? The Easter Bunny?” Part 5 of ReverseVerse
awwww-cute: Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog
kelgrid: kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“
leeeyuck: A strong thunderstorm rolled in last night and I spent it in a one-bedroom apartment with the boyfriend and his parents. His dad and I binge-watched House of Cards while his mom taught me how to cook her garlic monkey bread. Ash, our dog, had
weloveshortvideos: dog smells her owner’s scent in the house after being away for 7 months and sniffs her out!
jykinturah: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN, RUN BOYS, RUN THE DEVIL’S IN THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN CHICKEN IN THE BREAD PAN PICKIN’ AT DOUGH GRANNY DOES YOUR DOG BITE? NO CHILD, NO
hannigrahmy: greatladyofscience: (breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
mariesbookblog:badgerofshambles: thebestoftumbling: house cat scares off bear “That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.” i feel the dude at the end
elizabitchgillies: I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
fireandshellamari: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically a dog whisperer,
riarklequeens: couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name: I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s
bogleech: cool facts about this photo this is a normal house and there isn’t any more body to this dog
kelgrid:kelgrid: kelgrid: I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not
grimeclown:I invite you over to my house and it’s like normal enough like it’s a pretty nice place maybe some odd choices in knickknacks to display but nothing truly strange but I invite you inside and I say “don’t mind the dog” and you look
fatbushtit: one of the crows by my house found a wholeass dog treat and now he’s walking around like this
eggplantmaniac420:in 2030 you’ll have to pay a ű/month subscription just so they dont send a pack of dogs to bark at your house all night
chance4choice: @mattystarry gave me the inspiration to make this video and contribute to a beautiful meme. I started laughing so hard watching the final product I woke up the whole house and got the neighbor’s dog barking. You’re welcome 🙏🏽
greatladyofscience: (breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
babyanimalgifs: Fun fact. My neighbour had a dog named Jason and every-time she screamed “Jason get in the House” I thought it was domestic violence, but Jason was just chasing cats.
harmonic-motion: glitterystarseed: everythingfox: “House dog brings home and rescues a stray kitten” (Source) My heart Come with me, lil dude! You gotta meet these nice people I live with!
kyleehenke: im taking advantage of the acoustics of my empty house one more time before I head to the airport i dont think my dogs will miss me
lochnesstess: I’m pretty sure this is the house from Courage the Cowardly Dog
221cbakerstreet: jadeklaus: I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
