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atomictiki: Why clumsily Photoshop Staci Doll?DOES NOT COMPUTE

tf2maelgwyn: wasserplane: amaterasusoma: Brain, you are telling me to look at pictures of pretty ladies at the same time you’re telling me to look at pictures of Heavy. Does not compute. Gonna share one of those themes, though. dat first picture

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.….WHAT.JUST.JOHN CENA.I CAN’T.WHAT?

Centaur doe girl process video for the monster girl challenge. I had to use my iPad for this one as my computer was not available.

Sure, there’s a computer in the cubicle - but it’s not like it’s hooked up. Not that this plaything ever does work. She’s just around as a perk of the firm. Her ID badge just says “Office Slut” - no name, but a great

And if you were she, had you any fewer illusions? notthatindie: She was 19 when she made this. Does not compute.

Ugh, I just spent an hour making a lengthy rage comic to explain to 9gag that the friend zone does not exist, and how to let go of someone who doesn’t love you back. Then my browser crashed and I lost everything. Thank you Apple!

mommymaxie: Y'all ever see a girl that’s so flawless and beautiful that your brain just throws up error signs? Like holy shit she’s so pretty. does not compute.

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

kuudere-tears: Ren always seems really high maitenance and grumpy but he’s always in a better mood than Touya! Does not compute.

bnwxx: memewhore: This is what the set of the original black & white Addams Family TV show set looked like in color. This does not compute holy moly

charlesoberonn: grawly: grawly: captainsnoop: grawly: excuse me try him I found out what it is As far as I know it does not store data of any kind and only exists to do crunches on your computer. thank you for trying him

the5thcoffeespirit: B R E A KTHE INTERNET, S A V ENET NEUTRALITY, AND T A K EOUR RIGHTS BACK! When you think about it, logging on to the computer to a new webpage to start activities does not sound that bad. It’s very relaxing knowing that in

She thought this was a good start. I am no longer allowed to think. I wish she had never found those files on my computer. I am learning some fantasies are best left as fantasies. She does not seem to agree.

usbdongle: me: “i’m not drunk” me: *somehow typos “pheromone” as “hemisphere” on a computer that does NOT have autocorrect*

kibadoglover45: Commission info Help me get enough money for a new working computer. The laptop that I am using is slowly dying. Will do: Canon characters, furry Ocs, fan characters, light nsfw (but it won’t be posted publicly)Will not do: Hard nsfw,

Does anyone know how to appeal sensitive flags from a computer? Not like it a really matters, but it kinda matters to me.

mystery-rose-pony: (Sai and this computer does not mix well at all.) owo

themoldymushroom:Error, hug does not compute #fursuit #fursuiterX3

ask-snewpea:Snew Pea: Does not compute. Meeps! xD

werewolfxo: literally anyone: you know it’s not your fault right me: does not compute

the-andorian-mining-consortium tagged me for a handwriting meme, so here’s a blurry, badly cropped cell phone picture of some stuff I wrote on a piece of paper. My handwriting is pretty bad, but luckily I live in the computer age so its not that

vgprintads: “Hodj ‘n’ Podj” Computer Gaming World, April 1995 (#129) via CGW Musuem OH MAN, I LOVE HODJ ‘N’ PODJ! I don’t know how many folks actually played this game, its fairly old and I got it as a kid by digging

heyyousexypanda: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old *mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

pancakemilkshake: I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do. “Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it. “Digital music isn’t real! The

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

curry-kare: 👓

Still living. Homeless, but in a shelter. Access to computer is highly limited, and my phone -really- does not like the app. Still have a job, still working on getting on our feet. Medical will soon be taken care of - yay Ohio having medicaid for all

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

Coving the screen on the computer with my hand does not help

newwnormal: kalindrachanmiss: Kalindra Chan Does not compute!

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

you-are-not-straight: yourmaybeguystuff: bi-caps: ➡ bi-caps.com ➡ #clubgoon I think so I like both You can’t be straight and like cock. That does not compute. Straight guys are not interested in cock at all. Just like gay guys are

heyyousexypanda: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old *mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer

inthepeppermintwind: elliejunne: #sometimes i think the doctor was really confused as to why donna didn’t like him like that #like #’all my companions want to kiss me and all you do is yell at me’ #’does not compute well technically she

heyyousexypanda: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old *mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer

mommymaxie:Y'all ever see a girl that’s so flawless and beautiful that your brain just throws up error signs? Like holy shit she’s so pretty. does not compute.

newwnormal: kalindrachanmiss: Kalindra Chan Does not compute!

pondlifeforme: *HURT DEAN WINCHESTER?* *DOES NOT COMPUTE* *ENTERING SHUTDOWN MODE*

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

charlesoberonn: grawly: grawly: captainsnoop: grawly: excuse me try him I found out what it is As far as I know it does not store data of any kind and only exists to do crunches on your computer. thank you for trying him

heyyousexypanda: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old *mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

phantom-prophets: star-driver: officialbarack: what the fuck is this what the fuck is this this does not compute.

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001:benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

elliejunne: #sometimes i think the doctor was really confused as to why donna didn’t like him like that #like #’all my companions want to kiss me and all you do is yell at me’ #’does not compute

elliejunne: #sometimes i think the doctor was really confused as to why donna didn’t like him like that #like #’all my companions want to kiss me and all you do is yell at me’ #’does not compute

charlesoberonn: grawly: grawly: captainsnoop: grawly: excuse me try him I found out what it is As far as I know it does not store data of any kind and only exists to do crunches on your computer. thank you for trying him

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

humpthe-moist-cavewall: lumos5001: benedictcumbercake: inbox: I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old Boobs. period cramps *Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

elliejunne: #sometimes i think the doctor was really confused as to why donna didn’t like him like that #like #’all my companions want to kiss me and all you do is yell at me’ #’does not compute

iveracityi replied to your post “Monochrome is awesome! I just wish that I could find people that draw…”I’m confused. Monochrome isn’t even really one of the most-popular ships. You can look anywhere/everywhere for other stuff.

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