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me: * is this š close to quitting my part time job bc im sick of it* me: but i need money
wishingformemoria: someone: why do you like muscular female characters?Ā me:
badfoodnetworkpuns: Me doing anything
claire-murdock: do you ever justĀ āthereās probably something medically wrong with me but iām just gonna ignore it and hope i donāt dieā?
Them: āSo what did you do on Saturday?āMe:
Can someone buy this for me? Do you know how cute that will be???
23skidood: iamapaperuniverse: Anyone want to come punch my uterus? Itās literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. Iāll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you. Well orgasms and fisting do help with cramps
I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box: Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear Mom,Dear Dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,Dear person Iām jealous of,Dear person I had a crush
Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
alrightevans: person: i know lets have a harry potter quiz!!!!! what year did the battle of hogwarts take place!?me: 1998! my turn! How well do you believe Sirius Black was equipped to be a parental figure to Harry during books 4 an 5, and to what extent
Your absence has gone through me like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color. -W.S. Merwin
furbey: my mom; why did you do that me:
Do you think of me?
aietala: give me hickies and call me baby
australian-government: me watching porn: this lacks depth
Minhas memorias do passado irao me ajudar a superar o amanhĆ£ .
tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon
Me orgulho do pai que tenho.
Do me! Peg me!
Do you love a Sweet Devil~? š
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me āoh shit i havent talked to that friend in a whileā and im like āyeah ill have to do that laterā and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
queerhound: me doing anything
praises: all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like donāt you want to know what my favorite color is
nerdymelly: People need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they arenāt going to give up that easily.
Kids didn’t used to annoy me as much as they do now until Cartoon Network started showing the videos the kids make.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends canāt come to sleepovers like do they think theyāre going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL
befriendment: boys= nasty and dress bad me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
blackgirlsvevo:someone: so what do u look for in a guy me: per$onality i$ definitely one of the mo$t important thing$ :)
dulect: *wakes up*me: why the fuck did i do that?
sicklysatisfied:ginesthoi:queenmichi: athelstansbitch: MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO thank youuuuu Or something I said three days
beckisbookshelf: For someone who loves to read I sure do spend a lot of time avoiding it.
gobbledoctor: someone: so do you have a crush on anyone me:
killaidanturner: someone: are you ok? me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
inbedwithboys: I want to cry but i have things to do
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
sunalwaysshining: I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that Iām getting my life together
jaclcfrost: āwhy do you overanalyze text messagesā to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like iām suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least thereāsā¦ consistency
guy: nononono donāt do that youāre turning me on
pvnk-pastel: if you want an ugly girlfriend that likes to do nothing but listen to music and nap hit me up
givemediamondsandgold: āDo you wanna order pizza?āMe:
wreckcrs: One time I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished I was still a little weird and the dentist asked if I was okay and I looked at him and asked, āhow many cats do you think it would
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides āthank you so much aaaahā because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!ā!!?
in-fi-ni: brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali- me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up Iām trying to do something
karpetshark: iām an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but iām also a nice person and i donāt want to actually hurt anyoneās feelings do u feel me
cyberdepressed: but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and weāre like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO
do not diminish yourself
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
suhojpg: *wants to read* *doesnt read* *wants to draw* *doesnt draw* *wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language* *wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies* *wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*
imperialimpala: do you ever justĀ āthereās probably something medically wrong with me but iām just gonna ignore it and hope i donāt dieā?
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Uma ajeitadinha na cor do cabelo e tudo OK agora šš #boatade #redheadgoals #redheads #piercing #me
Do you think they’ll let me bring my hatsune miku light stick into the dethklok concert
me and my brother are up late. Do somethin.Ā
this is one hell of a pool party…. none of my friends can do anything on time.Ā i’m eating the left over strawberry margarita jello mix in this cup. fuck it.Ā
Finna do this again tomorrow. I’m so hype.
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