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halorvic: Found this little guy in the dishwasher
unserehymnen: my mom told me to clean up the kitchen and i started 1,5h ago but im so tired that all I’ve done until now is putting some plates in the dishwasher ♥
startorialist: Planetary glasses from Think Geek! Product Specifications Glasses representing each of the planets in our solar system + the Sun and Pluto Capacity: 8 planets are 10 oz.; the Sun is 16 oz.; Pluto is 4 oz. Materials: Glass Not dishwasher
ayhun: Dump all your fucking fruit in the dishwasher like a stupid piece of shit
thegirldetective: beyonceforbreakfast: mallomallo: gloomyteens: gloomyteens: when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS
wearemage:tearlessrain:you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you’re enveloped in the steam, or you
need2submit2003: sir-erik:This is why you can’t leave boys alone, not even for a moment. You leave them with a simple task, to empty the dishwasher, and the next thing you know they’ve got themselves tied up to the wrench wanting to get fucked.
awwww-cute: I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
henrycharlesbukowski: “I would certainly never be able to be happy, to get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn’t even get a job as a dishwasher.” — Ham on Rye - Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)
thanxolotl: cooperationiskey: how-many-boos: meowren: weloveshortvideos: The new snapchat update is amazing *opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!! HE’S GOT SOCKS ON Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!! not the emoji movie
kardashian pussy ruins everybody thats why yeezus sounded like 2 dishwashers fornicating thats why lamar odom smoking crack now
pizzaforpresident: The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
castieltherebel: spockhetti: AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers arthur weasley
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: neckwear: I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE “How the hell can I cook this fish without a dishwasher” “There’s an oven” “WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THAT”
targuzzler: sarcasticguitarguy: targuzzler: never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience It’s like a dishwasher i dont understand even a little bit thank you
c-ptsdrecovery:(Seen on FB)RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE. When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn’t get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.I had therapy once per week, and on this particular
paxamericana:soothifying-sounds-asmr:Inside a Dishwasher by Slow Rider mutuals get in the washer
eidos-eidos16:residentevildash:To: professor@schoolname.eduSubject: CLASS3290 Questionare you mad at me Yes Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher
F u dishwasher I was going to make muffins but your being to loud
meowstic-seer-of-the-future: fuckyeahawfulfantrolls: can any of the 9,000 of you help im trying to find a meme image with my friend its one of the toy story meme images “_____, _____ everywhere” ones but instead it just says i w;ant to eat the diShwasher
Things I will call a whiny bitch: the dishwasher, my car when it makes that screeching noise sometimes Things I will not call a whiny bitch: literally any living organism ever
autistic-dave-strider: dishwasher-in-a-suit: autistic-dave-strider: people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf They don’t…lol actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military
turing-tested: spookaibab: turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: i dont have dishwasher soap so im using dish soap hell yeah THERES SOAP EVERYWHERE please help What’s with the skeleton hand tho mind your business
When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
zvaigzdelasas:thatmattattack:super-metroid:can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what’s going on in there
twwren:mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2:microwave-and-dishwasher-safe:The response to my frogs so farFrog :000FROG
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher washing machine
wastelandbebe:wastelandbebe:wastelandbebe:I love bowls that are plates I think we shouldn’t use any dinnerware that isn’t a bowl that is a plate literally every meal can be improved by eating it off a bowl that is a plate@verbicidalurges ALSO an excellent
affectionateghostie: maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast #thats some faulty humor
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: i love washers/dryers/dishwashers/etc that do a little song when they’re finished? that’s so cute. like i love it to the point of getting emotional about it. not only did this machine help me out, it sang to me, too. the gift
meowren: weloveshortvideos: The new snapchat update is amazing *opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!
savethedaisies: rangerkimmy: moppsi: canadian-dishwasher: So I was feeding my beardies some like, baby food, AND MY BROTHER STARTS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND I WENT OVER AND SAW THIS. SYRUP, YOU DON’T NEED NO LIPSTICK TO BE PRETTY. WHATS HAPPEGNIGN
cruisinandgroovin: dxisybuchanan: I feel like taylor swift is the friend at the sleepover that falls asleep 2 hours before everyone else but then you find her up the next morning at 6 am and she’s unloaded your dishwasher fed your dog and is making
maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
sniffling: sunsetsinfastforward: Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust. some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed
yeskitchen: Posing in front of the kitchen dishwasher
im-soo-changeable: canadian-dishwasher: archaicacid: horny-dipper: hertelave: Book scarf. Have any page from your favorite book or poem printed on a scarf here omg I could have a fanfiction scarf omg I could have a general relativity scarf
doublism:when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there
lunchboxpussy: Lunchbox’s request: Will one of you girls PLEASE empty the FUCKING dishwasher?!
scottssfakes: Just a topless black & white photoshoot with dishwasher Katy Perry (more Katy Perry fakes here)
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. the dishes won’t get any cleaner by you sitting in the dishwasher.
cant-help-cheating: First the bathroom since, then the dishwasher, now the washing machine. It seems like your house’s plumbing is falling apart. Fortunately, your wife knows a great plumber.
