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I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
s-indria: “Well, even after he found out I was a guy, he still took care of jerks for me.” Excuse me I’m dying here. I’m sorry I can’t. Look. At. That. Fucking. Baby. Aoba. Omg. Just. Look. Can I adopt like… a dozen
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
r–g–b: creators: here’s an edgy character!me: coolcreators: here’s an edgy character that hides how much they love their friends but would still die for them without hesitation.me, barely holding back tears: th-thanks
dsmsix:seravph:THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD job interviews
things-buppy-likes:Literally not even joking but I’d fucking die for thick thighs, wrap those bastards around me and just.. kill me, go to town!
hawkwardturtle: solid-sheep: deawnahussie: cool0fficer: shoot me i SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED KILL ME IM A DISGRACE yeah i need to die for laughing okay i usually never reblog memefaces but OH MAI GAH
thebootydiaries: someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection* me: i would die for u
chasekip: *playing pokemon let’s go* small pokemon: *runs in front of me trying to lead the way*me: i would die for you i hope you know that
savefrog: Every Zero Escape Game: Protag: Ow, my ass hurts- Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain
flockdynamics:The family of the guy my roommate is seeing has a cockatiel, and he sends me snapchats of him sometimes. He just sent me this one and I am DYING for no real reason I am just finding this picture inordinately hilarious.
brotoro: haircutwizard: hey 4chan just wanted to let you know that i would be irreversibly TRIGGERED and OFFENDED if you would order this dress for me. and don’t even get me started if you brought these shoes to my doorstep. i would LITERALLY DIE
Even though you did that - you should have remained, for me. Aside from soccer, all I had was you. When soccer was gone and I wanted to die, you should have been there at least, you bastard. So what I am saying - didn’t you miss me?
massiv3: bae is doin homework n not giving me the necessary attention for me to not die so here are some hecka low quality selfies :o) ig: taraduffeh
:i’d die for a partner who just absolutely cannot keep their hands off me. they’re not even horny, half the time; they just to have something warm and soft in their lap, underneath their hands, whether they’re groping me to keep themself
coxal: mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts me: i would die for you
tumblr-famous-andy: carldevera: OMG 1:37 GOT ME HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO 1:14 1:37 and 2:00 omg i died (x haha but this is like everyday for me!
sillysiddy: This week started off shitty and it just got worse for me today. I was on the phone catchin’ up with @_revisionary_ after a session, when he told me, “Yo, you heard the news? Prodigy died. They talkin’ ‘bout it all over the Twitter
muva-taught-me: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: benepla: mlkjr: foodiest-stims: Funfetti Cake Batter Martini This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom
humansofnewyork: “When my husband was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I supposed to live without you?’ He told me: ‘Take the love you have for me and spread it around.’”
friendlyneighbourhoodmoose: historyofhyrule: My husband got 2 chicks for me before the second surgery on my arm. Turned out they were sick and, despite my best care, one died. The other became very attached to me, and I to her, and we’ve kept each
every–otherfreckle: “Record yourself undressing. Slowly. Deliberate in your actions. I want you to peel every later off until you’re wearing nothing, then head to your mirror and spread your cheeks for me. Show me what I’m dying to bury
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
historyofhyrule: My husband got 2 chicks for me before the second surgery on my arm. Turned out they were sick and, despite my best care, one died. The other became very attached to me, and I to her, and we’ve kept each other company ever since. She
My neighbors had their baby today. I know they’re genuinely good people, which I can’t say about everyone here. And in some far off part of me, I am happy for them. But it just makes me want my own baby back. It just brings up the loss all
walt1992: When I die.. I want yall to find this chick for me and make her ride uh niggas dick while I’m in my coffin! 💯💯💯 bury me a G!
Just found out there are people funnier then me… what the fuck show me your clown license!
pressedpigment: me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die
softestsmolbean:On Wednesdays we wear purple 💅💜((PS violet from leapfrog is my favourite little space thing ever and I would die for her- I have her, the read with me version, the read with me french version and sing n swing clip version ))
vgfm: mikedugans: It’s very hard for me to be silly about Superman, because I’ve seen firsthand how he actually transforms people’s lives. I have seen children dying of brain tumors who wanted as their last request to talk to me, and have gone
sexycpl8285: He almost died pounding me for an hour and a half…Happy Valentines Day to me. Ms Girl 85
alonelylover: Hey, you beauty supreme. Yeah, you were right about me. But can I get myself out from underneath This guilt that will crush me and in the choir I saw our sad Messiah. He was bored and tired of my laments. Said, “I died for you one time,
sexycpl8285:He almost died pounding me for an hour and a half…Happy Valentines Day to me. Ms Girl 85
Tomorrow I open the restaurant and I want to fucking die. 6am I need to be smiling and welcoming. Seriously, waitressing is a fast way for me to make cash bc all the middle aged men tip me well. However, it’s not how I want to spend my winter break
nekomarie: @yassminka snapping photos of me whilst shooting! Her makeup is to die for! *.* #tattoos #inkedgirl #fishnets #vest #pose #hair #me #model #photoshoot (Taken with Instagram)
headbangingdisaster: banana-soul: This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine.
c-onch: you know what? my sister is so damn beautiful, yeah maybe shes not stick thin, long hair and airbrushed with tonnes of make up, but thats why she is so lovely! she means the world to me, more then anything, if i had to choose for me to die or
icedheart07: God I love it when baby sends me pics in the morning at work. Gets me going knowing she is dying for my cock!
rub-me-the-right-way: seeeaaann: hayfuckyou: yumcircles: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
