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iamkhadijahjames: gregwuzhere replied to your post “ My momma and coworker said considering I’ve been driving 3 - 5 hours…”Radar detector. Paid for it, let me know where a cop was setting up the same day, I slowed down, saved me from a 赀
iamkhadijahjames: gregwuzhere: iamkhadijahjames: gregwuzhere replied to your post “ My momma and coworker said considering I’ve been driving 3 - 5 hours…”Radar detector. Paid for it, let me know where a cop was setting up the same day,
themasterpupil:psl: theincredibleflo: My lie detector hasn’t detected any lies on this one nigga Sinbad reiterating that realness. this why we (as Black males) gotta protect and look out for the welfare of Black girls and women. remind the Black
sizvideos: Racism is realVideo I only buy cars with prices on the window and I bought a brand new house because of these very things. And I keep a radar detector in the car window to give me an early warning.
compsense: when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper Ten over ain’t shit.
soft-in-your-palm:tfw you have to wait in the car because metal detectors
ceejay2225: vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER
dominantlife: daetiogar: DIY Hidden Hard-point Needed Items 1- rated lag hook I used a 5/16” eye with 2.5” of thread 1- 400lbs rate carabiner 1- line voltage smoke detector 1- 1 1/3” holesaw 2- 1.5” sheet rock screws Drill Screw
northernlotus: buckybatch: imagine the avengers playing hide and seek and bucky is always a master at hiding so steve uses a metal detector to find him “Bucky you’re in the couch.” Muffled swearing
risax: dsdarkside:Bane of metal detectors I don’t envy the TSA Agent that has to help her through security.
sneakystratus: geekfeed: This is a Neutrino Detector and yes, that is a small boat inside it with two people in it. 画 I want to be in this boat.
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vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)
captainmwai:Sony: Easy…. EASY….Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
joansanders: nakedinpublcla: How did she get past the metal detectors? Ooooh!
groteleur: Want to become a human lie detector? Find out how to tell if someone is lying >
thewelovemachinesposts: Sudbury Neutrino detector - 2km underground in Ontario, Canada Source: https://imgur.com/tA3J8
futaonfemme: futanariobsession: PMC Mercenary Meryl by Dmitrys See more shemale and futanari hentai at Futanari Obsession One of those weapons will pass a metal detector.
……..I’m certain a metel detector would’ve been easier,…….but not as much fun!<Most Evil smirk!>
mrsmooth46: Bitches be having a phat azz but no batteries in their smoke detector
O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. "Filho, onde esteve hoje?" "Na escola, pai." O robô dá um tapa no filho. "Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé!" "Que DVD?" "Toy Story." O robô
bugnation: Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up
*hooks your hips up to a lie detector*
timey-wimey-detector-ding: castielisinmyboot: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper I’m pretty sure the reason why is because
timey-wimey-detector-ding: apixielifeforme: Maria Rubinke: http://mariarubinke.com/ Creepily awesome! Lets all agree to never be creative again
amtrax: captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it Microsoft:
kravemychocolatekurves: irocmindless: A relationship like Martin & Gina. »» *cto* This was one of the funniest episodes. When he would put a shoe in front of the metal detector when a woman would walk out and security would tackle them.
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mindoftheunkind: ruth-lessss: prettyboyshyflizzy: guitarsandcontrabandx: dickprintbandit:lebritanyarmor:facts . I can not find the lie. shiiiiiiiet This is pure knowledge 😂 Sad but true Lie detector test determines that it can’t find one
ndiecity: vampiricyoshi: neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to
singoallala: asdfcore: deviantseer: This is such a stupid joke but damnit it made me laugh Dis me I work in airport security, and we use walk-through metal detectors. Last summer there was this big huge metal music fest in town, and in the days that
just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be a fire detector that turns off when you yell “I’m just cooking”.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son
natitheking16: welcometothesherlockparademcr: Im done my smoke detector went off oh it was that burn
shinyv: being a living lie detector has got to suck sometimes
captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick
ndiecity: vampiricyoshi: neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want
You said "I hate Rihanna" but the lie detector determined that every time We Found Love comes on in the club you vogue like you were in the bottom two on Rupaul's Drag Race.
thefetishistladym: captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER lol
pervobserve: worthlessfuckholes: Alright, that was clever. I like it! So I’m guessing that when you sell the house you remove the eyebolt and replace the shell with a real smoke detector. Unless…you forget and the home inspector finds
soft-in-your-palm: tfw you have to wait in the car because metal detectors
jennigowans:ceejay2225:vinesnow:If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER I’m laughing too hard at this.
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saturnineaqua: fed-detector: afloweroutofstone: ithelpstodream: Not to mention that, if Betsy DeVos’s agenda of school privatization goes through, it would probably bring with it a rapid acceleration in the resegregation of American education, beyond
mercurykiss: thugburrito: My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123% NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector
timey-wimey-detector-ding: thelegendofphan: sir-macaroni: gayyourlifemustbe: emilyxelizabethx: I’M NOT EVEN A WHOVIAN, AND THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. stop STOP stop STOP stop STOP I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE I CRIED MY FUCKING EYES OUT can
jennigowans:ceejay2225: vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER I’m laughing too hard at this.
dcfilms: Cara Delevingne has a nipple detector
gallusrostromegalus: vampiricyoshi: neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if
did-you-kno: There’s a Sleep Number bed for kids that keeps monsters away. The Sleep IQ has built-in lights under the bed, sensors that alert parents if kids get out of bed, pulse monitor, and a companion app with a “monster detector.” Source
just-shower-thoughts:A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
