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Happy birthday T!!!!! Hope you get just as drunk as we did this day.. Enjoy your birthday. Love you ❤️ @tailisaf by leannecrow
Party Girl vs Fitness chick 😏 Top photo is of me drunk at a beach party… 😖 I used to live for the weekend & the parties/clubs! In my head I thought I was “healthy” but in reality I ate like crap, partied 2-3 days a week, slept
ms-oedipussex: DRUNK MOM LOUISE & HER SON WRAP UP THE 2014 MOM+SON BREEDING SEASON!Alcohol + mature MILF estrous + teenaged testosterone + rock n’ roll = a classic Mother-son recipe! REMEMBER: Memorial Day 2015 = a spike in MILFs giving birth
thekhoolhaus: “Thirty years from now I want to be drunk off my ass at a family Christmas party flirting with my wife like the day we met.” — The Khool Haus Always try to win her that way you’ll never lose her
Well, two months have passed, I do not feel so much as its lack in the first week actually only miss you when I'm drunk or eating a chocolate cake, ok I confess, I miss you every day. congratulations on marriage, love of my life.
themoodbank: The Day After. #postparty #party#vodka#alcohol#drunk#hangover#quotes #quotestagram #qotd #funnyquotes #funny #sorry#text#sms#humeur #mood #moodbank #oups#instamood #instaquotes #citation#notme#notmyfault#guilty
pastel-whorehouse: No one EVER asks me out for V-day lmao that’s why I’m staying home and watching movies with friends while getting drunk.
hyperchronic: alicaneiceindigo: danasdinnertable: Halloween Treats masterpost Hey Fab Bats! You know the drill. Every day is Halloween yadda yadda Ministry-said-so etc etc Al Jourgensen-did-something-weird-again and so forth and so on. Besides drunk
baretobush: Day 3. Jesus fuck. I itch like whoaa. I even itch right now, and I’m currently drunk. That’s how itchy it is. There are tiny little bumps around the sides where my panties have been rubbing against my skin and all of my follicles feel
yourlillylavender: 🍷🌹 she just want the rosé, she don’t want your roses 🌹 🍷 it’s my day off, cum get drunk with me👅
guns-and-humor: More people die a day at the hands of drunk drivers than any weapon including guns. Where’s the media on that subject?
mexicanho: Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow wow I’m…so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke and then take it off at the end
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids Our child one day :p
schlafbeduerftig: What a beautiful day to get drunk
peterpansflight: #that puppy is like ‘it’s okay you didn’t mean to trip over me i’m little’ #and harry is like ‘mate i’m running on 2 hours of sleep in five days and i’m a little drunk so idk if you’re a rat or a parakeet’
rabioheab: 2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops
the-sad-boy: I don’t see Valentines day as a reason to confess my love to people. I see it as another reason to get drunk
aph-north-ireland: One time my cousin got drunk and started going on about how beautiful and amazing Northern Ireland is and at first I just thought he was being proud of his country but then he goes - “I really wanna live there some day ya know?”
gogoblackwater: Silly sleep-drunk airport bathroom selfies. Going to Lisbon for a week, wolflings! My feed is gonna be full of babes and pretty landscapes for a few days. And something special wolf related…. Despite my totally random and inappropriately
dangerouscumdispensary: Horoyoi Cherry-Pick | Tipsy Cherry Pick by Okumoto YuutaI hope you guys get as drunk as these two for St.Patricks day today
wcked: yoadribaby: princelifted: When I came in to work drunk New Years Day 🍾 😭 I’m the guy running towards the dance floor. this is important
nov-a: This is how i feel right now. Slept hardly two hours. But hey, its okay we are about to go buy more cigarettes and some fruity drinks and get drunk all day. Good. Yes indeed. I love you
sauviter: about to shut out the fuckin sun and get day time drunk today sucks
bobailynfett: bobailynfett: i have so many subway cookies in my possession and i am so drunk wtf i posted this one day ago and there are no cookies left
pervertedson: I love that my mom goes out to party with her friends, she always comes home drunk, and the best thing is that the next day she doesnt remember anything.
ill-be-the-sky: pizza-drunk: stuck-here-on-this-island: I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT “It’s for Valentine’s Day” I REPLIED “You must be lonely?” THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH
passedout-drunk: My friend and I went a couple blocks over to play cards with some guys that he knows. I’m too young to drink and tomorrow is a school day, so we weren’t going to stay long. After a few more guys showed up the booze started coming
friendly reminder
When the going gets tough… fuck off to a spa retreat and drink ALL the champagne 😜
luciferia: wings-and-pie: chevy—winchester: This will forever be the day the entire Supernatural cast got drunk on wine and live tweeted it. omfg they have west with them how cute
wings-and-pie: chevy—winchester: This will forever be the day the entire Supernatural cast got drunk on wine and live tweeted it.
“When you have a penis, then you’ll understand.” These drunk guys telling me how I’ll one day understand why it’s okay to pee in a sink. Yup.
whenrealitystops: missyouumuch: beachbl0ndes: THIS IS THE WORLDS BEST POST. OMG I did this the other day and it worked so I gotta try it again! I’m drunk on followers! I CAN’T. when i first reblogged this, i realized my new found love for having
hottestgirlaroundyou: It’s ok little brother. I know I’m drunk but I know what I just said. I just want to thank you for treating me so good today, especially when I got dumped just before valentine’s day. You are such a sweet boy , it would be
dirty-little-fantasies-k: My big brother got drunk and spilled to my boyfriend that he thinks about fucking me at least once a day… My boyfriend thought he had to convince me to do it, little did he know any time my bother snuck a girl in his room
chubbybaby9954:Got drunk and bloated between classes today, how’s your day 🥰
hyp0-clit: I want: Rough sex Sleepy 3am sex Morning sex Showering after a long day sex Quick sex Slow sex Every room of the house sex Angry sex Happy sex Cbf to go to the gym sex Drunk sex Sex I want sex
and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really the other day we passed by these 2 drunk guys shouting, not fighting, just being noisy and shit and my dad TRIES TO TALK TO THEM like it was so amusing to him and wants to get involved
kauaigirl99: thewordlesschorus:I just want to dress you up pretty, get drunk on champagne and music, take you dancing until midnight, and then defile you for a few days. yes, please 💋
alexander: This is literally just another day on the subway in NYC, like legit you see some real shit when you’re on your way to hangover brunch on sunday and there is still drunk people on the train like it gets wild
devotedpetitepet: Rendered pain drunk and stumbling. (Day 3 post a caning)
just-whoring-around: There is no day I am not thinking about: - You - Killing myself - Drugs - Being drunk - Sex Isn’t it ironic that those are the only five thoughts that keeping me alive? A dead girl cannot think.
squambie: We hosted a gathering at our house with lots of food, games, and alcohol. In the heat of the day, everyone decided to cool off with a water fight. As things settled down, my drunk and soaked wife cornered you on the side of the house out of
omgfamilyaffair: all night daddy kept letting me take sips of his whiskey drink…i got totally drunk…the last thing remember was daddy sliding his big cock into my ass…i woke up the next day with a huge headache…and a huge buttache too!
sirloin: “…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.” — J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey
andrewbreitel: i think im just going to be drunk all of valentines day
daisyshared: So this past night I was gangbanged by 3 guys. I was drunk and high and they used my holes. I did the best I could to please their cocks. I woke up so sore the next day not remembering everything! I hope posting these photos will help me
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
My elder sister read about my fatasies and all my stuff on my blog..But i didn’t know that she’will do something about it..because we talked and we moved on..told her it was a mistake and i wont do that again! Two days later..she got home drunk,using
I’d rather be a burned out stoner than a shit-faced drunk any day
Who wants to get drunk and come see Endless Love with me on Valentines Day?
I was still drunk/high off a fuckton of Xanax today at Mother’s Day wow I win best daughter of the year
16vprincess: salenax: sexy-drunk-unicorns: m-i-s-t-e-r-hipster: c-a-r-r-i-e-r: dying WHAT IS AIR this just made my day hahhahahhahahahhahaha Jeez
mymarshmallowthighs: Happy hump day. Here are my tits. :) I was drunk at a bar haha. Wanna buy me a driiiink?🍻
docilewhore: Hiiii everyone/ I’m drunk and super fucking horny. I’m gonna reply to all the messages I’ve missed ove rthe passed few days. If you wanna talk, definitely message me now (especially if you have nasty porn to share with me) <3
