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christian-diordenimflow: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
snoipahkat: its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said “listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
superwholocked221b: rachelanne716: superwholocked221b: For my birthday, my dad took me and my friends to a store dedicated to doctor who. this is only about 1/3 of the store. They had every single sonic screwdriver. They also had supernatural stuff
chronicdelight: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
phatticuss: confusedtree: My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now have a Father’s Day birthday
saoirsesronan: I was very well educated. My dad paid me to go to a very good school but, you know, when my parents divorced, we didn’t have any money for a while. My birthday present was my school uniform and my pencil cases. I think that’s one of
richwhitelesbian: unfollowed, blocked, reported, uninvited from my 12th birthday party, my mom called your mom and called her a bitch, your dad’s an alcoholic and he doesn’t love you
itsbetterthananal: i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
milkyytea: chronicdelight: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
real-life-gbf: dennys: normcore-dad: dennys: welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit. I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough � This is my new favorite
sex-in-the-family: txt: dad it’s my 18th birthday today so you can finally give me that dick of yours, mom will never know;)x
jamesyouth: My name is James Keith Stanciell and I am the Cool Dad dancing at the 6th birthday party for my son Kingston.
thesearemyconfassions: all i can think is ‘that’s not enough cake’
filthylittlefuckingslut: When you tell him “just a blowjob,” but the dick so good you change your mind and give your dad what he really wants for his birthday.
mother-gaga: @ladygaga: ALSO ITS MY DADDY’S BIRTHDAY IF YOU COULD PLEASE WISH HIM ONE.@germanottajoe i love you dad. thanks for believing in me, you’re my king.
taylorswift: Happy Birthday, Dad. Thanks for all the unconditional love, sarcastic comments, and interesting Christmas presents.
nick-avallone: my future kid, days before their birthday: dad please not agai– me: you already knew this was gonna happen now shut up, he’s coming me to my husband: yeah babe he wants another dog, I know it’s the 10th year in a row but you know
edohio753: I am going to fill Dad’s camera with dirty pics of me for his birthday
sex-in-the-family: txt: happy birthday dad, love your two wonderful daughters, we forgot a present so we thought this might be good enough xxx
the-english-bounder:“You know, sis. I think this pic for your 21st birthday is my favourite. What do you think Mum and Dad will say?”
spellchucker: shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT it’s fucking real guys this is an early birthday
toastpotent: scumfuckus: scumfuckus: my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence if you make it to 100 instead
ftm-liamxezra: This is my dad on my 21st birthday. It has taken him 21 years to call me his son. It’s taken 21 years for him to tell me that he’s proud of me. It’s taken him 21 years to tell me that he loves me. It’s taken us 21 years to love
paternal-instinct: I always tell my boyfriend how hot his dad is. I’m always half-kidding, knowing that it’ll tick him off, but he normally laughs along with me, sometimes even agreeing!For my birthday, my boyfriend invited me over to his house.
hunternprey: dominicdunique: Dad unwraps me like a birthday present.HM & Hunter - cum see our archives with 32,000 + followers :)click (HM) will enter your dreamsclick (Hunter) will shred your seams
dancing to birthday cake in my room in my underwear and my dad just decides to open the door and come in. the song would not shut up quick enough.
beyonceunofficial: its my birthday todaymy dad texted me “so proud. 18 is such an accomplishment :)” he thinkin I wasn’t gonna make it smh
A few beers with my dad for his birthday. So glad it’s starting to get cold outside :D
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
aanathemaa: 13TH SEPTEMBER 2005: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPERNATURAL! Dad went on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days.
bourgeois-pig: Dad says I’ve to practice, when his buddys come over and he’s slutting me out I’ve not to make so much noise this time… luckily my birthday present here should help me bucket up
yourfriendsdad: Dad didn’t speak much about it, but I knew something had been planned for my 18th birthday. On some occasions it was referred to as initiation. I’d figured it would be some sort of test of manhood. On that night I was told
dickinmom: Even though dad bought me a new car, the best birthday present I got was mommy’s asshole.
It was my 18th birthday and I came home completely drunk. My uncle came into my room, he took off my pants and fucked my virgin ass while my dad and little brother were sleeping right in the next room. Hot
blissest: moanakids: kinke: imjustjessica: I remember Mum and Dad saying just before my 7th birthday that I can either have a party or get a dog, I chose a dog. We saved Rusty from a breeder and when we first got him he was riddled with fleas, his
asheathes: “I was very well educated. My dad paid me to go to a very good school but, you know, when my parents divorced, we didn’t have any money for a while. My birthday present was my school uniform and my pencil cases. I think that’s one
alegbra: confusedtree: My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now have a fathers day birthday
randompornandincest: Mom knew just what to get me for my birthday, and dad was happy to share with his son.
themothsbaldhead: carryonspooky: SO I CAME HOME AND WENT UPSTAIRS ONLY TO FIND THAT MY DAD HAD SPENT THE DAY PAINTING MY BEDROOM DOOR LIKE THE TARDIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND IT HAS A LITTLE SIREN ON TOP AND A SIGN ON THE DOOR AND IT’S TECHNICALLY BIGGER
scoobydoof: mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.
george-harrison-marwa-blues: Julian Lennon with dad, John during John’s ‘Lost Weekend’ Sending love and support to Julian on his 52nd birthday. ♥ ❤ ♥
cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I
thisboythatgirl: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday. Yessss😂😂😂😂
contexxxt: On his 18th birthday, his step dad handed him the keys to a brand new BMW SUV and told him to go check it out and have a fun afternoon. When he walked out to the courtyard of his new massive house, his new step-sister was leaning against
sarahxwritesstuff: My Dad is getting bold. He’s trying tok make me sneak upstairs during my Mum’s birthday party.
incestamy: My step-dad and I had to wait hours for my mother to go to work, but when she finally did, we wasted no time. By the time he got his shirt off, I was already in my birthday suit sitting on the counter, inviting him over.
today is my dad’s birthday so we’re gonna head out for a little bit ovo I’ll see you guys in a few hours!
neshjoe replied to your post: So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture… That’s awful! What did he want you to draw? :o It’s his best friend’s birthday tomorrow and he said he told her I’d draw her something. He said
On my 10th birthday, I was at home with my mom and we had gotten all the food and the cake ready but dad hadn’t come home from work yet, I thought he was running late but when he finally came he had this big birdcage in his hand and in it were two
