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sex-in-the-family: txt: happy birthday dad!! i hope this pic is a good enough present, if not, i will let you fuck me when i get back off holiday, dont tell mom and delete this text so mom doesnt see x
sex-in-the-family: txt: dad remember when you bought me this thong for my birthday?x
sex-in-the-family: txt: happy 17th birthday bro, sorry I wasn’t at home this morning to give you your present, I’ve been the gym! thought this would be good enough until I get back, don’t show your dad though! love you son x
sex-in-the-family: txt: dad it’s my 18th birthday today so you can finally give me that dick of yours, mom will never know;)x
spencerspocketcondom: hitlersbreastmilk: eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree never trust a man with a monobrow that was the only thing my dad wrote in my 18th birthday card
swedishdom36: swedishdom36: Kinkyme1 shortly after her 18th birthday sucking of her boyfriends dad, who incidentally also happend to be her high school math teacher! Perverted fuck slut kinkyme1 did anything to ensure a passing grade aswell as cheat
milkyytea: chronicdelight: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
americayoupreppychick: Birthday card for my dad
paternal-instinct: Dad ran off when I was 15, which was a devastating blow on me and my family. On my 21st birthday, I got a letter from him—the first I’ve ever received in 6 years. He told me where I can find him and that he wanted to talk. i don’t
literallythekremlin: theghostofsomethingorother: toastpotent: scumfuckus: scumfuckus: my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth
fictional-p-s-y-c-h-o: Here’s wishing to the most beautiful, beloved and favorite hero, protagonist, shinobi, friend, student, son, husband, dad and last but not least to the most awesome Hokage HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!!!! ❤️🍥❤️🍥❤️🍥❤️🍥❤️🍥❤️🍥❤️
mail-order-superhero: MADE FOR MY BUDDY AGGRIT, WHO JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY AND DESERVES NICE THINGS! They planted the seed needed for me to draw McCree with some tum, ‘OL DAD BOD MCCREE.
milliebrowngifs: Jonathan: My dad took me hunting on my birthday. Made me kill a rabbit.Nancy: A rabbit?
kaijuno:captainmaxatx:kaijuno:My birthday is st Patrick’s day and I’m Irish/Scot so that’s reinforcin o’ the stereotypes day for us and my dad would deadass since I was 12 send me off to school with a thermos of coffee that was like 80% rum on
pancakeke:pancakeke:kinda sad that twitter and fb removed that trump video considering it’s the only way eric trump was ever gonna hear his dad say “we love you, you’re very special” oh my god it was his birthday
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Voltron - ShiroI’m sad i couldn’t draw this for his Birthday!!! but it’s never late to drawing space dad :3 Please check out my: [Patreon] [Gumroad] [Instagram]
thepyemancometh: I wasn’t about to be shown up by Dad buying Mom a string of pearls for her birthday … so … I gave her my own pearl necklace
scoobydoof: mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.
jefflaclede: Happy birthday, Dad.
H E H of course 2 hours before it’s my birthday my dad drops a huge bombshell on me and I can’t motherfucking deal with this right now or like ever but damn I have to make a decision probably within 2 weeks??? shit
charlesoberonn: When your dad hugs another kid on your birthday
So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
emmavakarian-theirin:happy -120th birthday, space dad!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: christian-diordenimflow: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
richwhitelesbian: unfollowed, blocked, reported, uninvited from my 12th birthday party, my mom called your mom and called her a bitch, your dad’s an alcoholic and he doesn’t love you
coi-n: blesser-seul: sssinkorswim: escapethemoon: imjustjessica: I remember Mum and Dad saying just before my 7th birthday that I can either have a party or get a dog, I chose a dog. We saved Rusty from a breeder and when we first got him he was
escapethemoon: imjustjessica: I remember Mum and Dad saying just before my 7th birthday that I can either have a party or get a dog, I chose a dog. We saved Rusty from a breeder and when we first got him he was riddled with fleas, his fur was all matted
snoipahkat: its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said “listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
cheatersandcucks: Your girlfriend spent several hours, while you were working, with your dad and older brothers, setting up for your birthday party. For all of that time, they got a banner and a couple balloons up. pound my gfs ass!
saoirsesronan: I was very well educated. My dad paid me to go to a very good school but, you know, when my parents divorced, we didn’t have any money for a while. My birthday present was my school uniform and my pencil cases. I think that’s one of
sex-in-the-family: txt: happy birthday dad, love your two wonderful daughters, we forgot a present so we thought this might be good enough xxx
bustygirlcomics: So awkward. (Happy Birthday, Dad! Thanks for being a good sport as your home has turned into boob-central ^.^;;)
batmanandcomicbooks: lickystickypickyshe: A mom in Baldwin, New York RSVP’ed to a small child’s birthday party invitation with a vile anti-gay screed. Little Sophia turns 7 in a few weeks, so her two dads decided to throw her a party and invite
I took these of my family as a surprise for my grandmother’s birthday. I’m going to have one printed on a canvas, i think possibly in black and white. I managed it with the only catastrophe being the fact that my dad drove over a basket of
sehyn:my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go.my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face lights up when i get him a card with
embroiderycrafts:My first try at embroidery was a birthday gift for my dad. I did an aerial view of the family farm! by lullewellyn
smash-chu: I asked my dad what i should draw him for his birthday, and he relied with “something World of Warcraft themed” - as he really likes that game. So i drew a moonkin using ‘Starfall’. Took about 2 hours to finish ~
Red Lobstaaa for my Dad’s 50th birthday with @rachel_edge
Happy Birthday to the best Dad! 🎂🎉🎁
Happy birthday to the coolest pro-wrestling, Union working, Steelers loving Dad around! 🎂👨🎊💛🏈
Okay, so my dad got my grandma the droid tablet or whatever for her birthday. That means she just got her very first email address. She’s not elderly or anything. She’s only 68. Anyway, we’ve been emailing a lot which isawesome. We
itsbetterthananal: i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
spellchucker: shoshanah-ben-hohim: kixxarse: So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him. NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT it’s fucking real guys this is an early birthday
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
purpleardent: Mom suggested I’d bring him breakfast to bed as she usually does, seeing how she would be out of town for his birthday this weekend. Tough, I think dad much preferred my own take on that, which ended with me getting the breakfast instead.
privatefamilytime: I knew it was coming and had anticipated it for a year or more.So when Dad fucked me as I sucked my brother’s cock as the first part of his eighteenth birthday present, my eyes told him, You’re next.
My dad and uncle have exchanged the same birthday card for the past 27 years.
naliac: blissily: escapethemoon: imjustjessica: I remember Mum and Dad saying just before my 7th birthday that I can either have a party or get a dog, I chose a dog. We saved Rusty from a breeder and when we first got him he was riddled with fleas,
sehyn:my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go.my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with
kevingotsoul: Happy birthday dad
masculinedaddiesbearswprettyboys: Dad allows me to FUCK Himonce a year on my birthday
saltydreams: waterglow: po-nder: t-u-r-q-u-o-i-s-e—w-a-t-e-r: escapethemoon: imjustjessica: I remember Mum and Dad saying just before my 7th birthday that I can either have a party or get a dog, I chose a dog. We saved Rusty from a breeder and
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