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takashi0: slagarthefox: cynical-werewolf: no-items: lightspeedsound: micdotcom: Police catch men with gun cache headed to the Pokémon World Championships Before the event, fellow gamers at Boston’s Hynes Convention Center received threats of
humansofnewyork: “The first time I met Jack, I thought to myself: ‘Here’s a gay guy who’s not cynical, who’s not sarcastic, who enjoys life.’ He had so much energy. He was a fifth grade teacher and he’d always get so excited when he talked
binches: when your gay friend finds love but you’re cynical af
maurypovichofficial: me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love
wow-suchbree-veryblog:gethfetish:professorgoogoo:cynical-werewolf:How most guys sit on public transportation:How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:all of these and way more are submissions to this wonderful blogplease refer
misandryprime: wow-suchbree-veryblog: gethfetish: professorgoogoo: cynical-werewolf: How most guys sit on public transportation: How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation: all of these and way more are submissions to
reservoirgays: I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t
dumdolly: can girls stop being so cynical to each other talking about stealing their man like bitch we supposed to be teaming up and stealing guys girlfriends ur fuckin it up for all of us
sweet-cynical-deactivated202212:they’re not strangers, mom, we’ve exchanged nudes 🙄
sweet-cynical-deactivated202212:excuse me I would very much like to be hugged tightly and covered in kisses
sweet-cynical-deactivated202212:you’re so cute I wanna make you moan
otped: its never too early for “a cynical year in review of tumblr memes” post
ev4n-perks: NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
joncozart: queenofmultitasking: #this generation of cynical actors hating what they do has to be the funniest thing ever Basically.
thecynical-idealist: “Starving starlit lovers eating iridescent desire like a soft raspberry cake.” — - “Marie Antoinette”, The Cynical Idealist.
Grrrrrrrr
jollyeasyzebra: i-knew-youd-never-fly: Morgan Freeman’s brilliant take on the Connecticut Elementary School shooting :“You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here’s why. It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the
williamisnotsane: Feed into the miracle, don’t be fucking cynical.~
achievement-hunter: cnemidophoru-sex-anguis: worlds most cynical art student that title is a feat in itself
freckledwanderer: cyd-the-cynical: geekishchic: He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment gotta reblog. always. over 900 years of time and space. never met anyone who wasn’t important. The new doctor doesn’t seem
thrashturbate:cynical-bee:thrashturbate:I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
slagarthefox:badgraph1csghost:I swore I’d never let these get cynical, but Tumblr is just getting on my nerves a bit today.The first at the second-to-last really hit hard because I remember when this site was a real homey place of “kick off your shoes,
sweet-cynical:OBSESSED with the amount of shapes, sizes, and colors nipples come in
alluringdisaster: Illustrated Cynicism by Eduardo Salles
Apathy reigns supreme.
commanderabutt: cynically—colorblind: “Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful.” I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish
I’m back and I’m more cynical and depressed than ever!
pochowek: pochowek: why do some of yall have to be so blatantly not nice for no apparent reason other than catering to some ugly ass aesthetic and/or internet persona you built for yourself youre not “cynical” and “real” youre just a pain to
itokodoushinoai: Cynical Crown
victoriousvocabulary: NOIR [noun] 1. Film noir: a genre of crime film or fiction characterised by cynicism, sexual motivation, fatalism, and moral ambiguity. 2. the colour black. [adjective] 3. of or pertaining to film noir. 4. suggestive of danger or
hotel-room-things: The cynics amongst us might suggest that after you’ve got a mouthful of your jerkbud’s cum in your mouth, she will continue to sit there with her arms folded. Surely Natalie wouldn’t be that mean… Right?
diannefeinsteinvevo: coolthingsswd: Ode to Apollo 11 and the joy of discovery kúl I wish I wasn’t so old an cynical that this made me think of drones, B2 bombers and NSA surveillance.
allogays: Your Heart Will Be Warmed By How Fast These Corporations Commodified Marriage Equality I was born that cynical. Others come by it the hard way.
One of the most cynical movies I’ve ever seen. Would recommend it as highly as any other movie I’ve seen.
This has to be one of the most cynical movies I’ve ever seen. I can’t recommend it highly enough. Everyone should watch this at least once. It’s “The Man Who Fell To Earth”. The version starring David Bowie.
They’ve dropped the curtain and are just displaying the naked cynicism and lust for control they’ve always operated on. Republican voters don’t care because they’re sold on the hate, the stinginess, the imposition of the morality of the minority
stridemother: xamikaboox: terezistuck: sialix: strifestuck: feeling insecure about your arm hairs feeling insecure about any body hair feeling insecure Feeling being a mutated cynical alien coder with a lisp
reaverattack: kaikidieshu: stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical
momma-just-tagged-a-man: cynical-werewolf: artemuscain-gamingandbs: rickyskaggs: *person falls, in a loud destructive manner* voice off camera: Hey, Ron. fallen person: Hey, Billy! imagine ur OTP This is the most southern video I’ve ever seen.
mobster-dad: mobster-dad: mobster-dad: Im at such a cynical-numbed point when it comes to social media right now i don I dont wa Fuck
happinessbythekilowatts: Dear couple up on the steps there Your PDA’s and obvious contentment and success as a romantic couple offend me on a deeply personal level. Sincerely Cynical, heartbroken car kid. Photo by: Me, Festival of Giving, Melbourne
mrdirtybear:‘Portrait of Lloyd Langford’ by living welsh artist Carl Chapple, Lloyd Langford (b 1983) is a popular stand up comedian, good at quiet dead-pan cynicism and clearly adept at grabbing people’s attention, even in portraiture.
post-cynical: Rogue by Megan Lara
truebluemeandyou: DIY Inspiration Jewelry. Zip-it Necklaces by Cynic at Oye Modern here.
thisfragileskin: I was enjoying all the cynical valentine posts until..
princelamb: endermisha: cynical-blogger: Gary appreciation post Can Gary be in the next star wars movie pls reminder that gary isnt just around to b cute but he is carrie fishers service dog. i rarely see this info with pix of him so i figured i
celeritaschronicles: I just got back from seeing Doctor Strange and HOLY SHIT???? It was one of the most boring, racist, unfunny, cynical pieces of garbage ever put on screen. Because who can resist the charms of…! Benedict Cumberbatch delivering
humansofnewyork: “I’m a jaded, cynical journalist.”“What’s the most shocking thing you’ve ever seen?”“Probably a roadside bomb. I wasn’t actually there, but I pulled up during the aftermath, and there were limbs
best-of-funny: achievement-hunter: cnemidophoru-sex-anguis: worlds most cynical art student that title is a feat in itself
rusethefox: cynic-in-denial: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold. i need
What happened yesterday, I truly cannot say. Last night I felt relived. I just got close to ten more hours to myself in my week. I know not what else has changed. I still feel a bit wary and numb. I know the dove wanted me to say more, but I did not feel