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552: ME!!!
halorocks1214: thatsthat24: How I’m Like a Cat 🐱 (W/ @benjpierce) I feel called out tbh
persrephone:kinda wanna rule a kingdom kinda wanna sleep
dialga:LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG
ancient
foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds
moxis: job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!! my depressed ass:
SpongeBob SquarePants
If you opened your PayPal account before you were 18, and there’s ANY evidence of this, SHUT DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT AND USE YOUR REAL INFORMATION FOR A NEW ONE IF YOU NEED TO.
itsagifnotagif: afriqah: @itsagifnotagif what on earth is happening on my primary blog….. Tumblr likes to force my introverted ass to be social
Bitch idc what time it is, its naptime when I say so
slimetony: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: slimetony: I’m allergic to grass here we go. the punchline is approaching. any second now slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten
shellycrossing: doenymphette: *plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years* literally me
platonicsheith: one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the
yarter: aight the jig is up who da FUCK farted.
okay dyke
the-entire-furry-fandom: dashyn: mustachiotuna: mustachiotuna: katamari cousin where it shaped like a gun and his name is Gun. he also has small gun with him here’s what he loooks like I made a 3d rendition holy shit
sheholdsyoucaptivated: Me
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
sergle: aquaristlifeforme: My baby newt is eating!! Yay!!
thebootydiaries: cooleruser: thebootydiaries: nekogorogoro: When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you: isn’t that the girl from Why do you have these saved
4 eyes
traitor: sigh i really feel like some of my best work just goes unnoticed
cooncomic:34. Responsibilities
rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos on everything!! Me also:
vatoprincesa: Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when my friend lays a finger on their beautiful angel ocs:
waitingtoseethelight: this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.
I’m gonna cry I got fucked in the ass so hard last night that it hurts to walk and sit but I didn’t get to fucking cum
💤👽✌🏽
paper-backstab: kuboe: paper-backstab: paper-backstab: the smell of Home Depot is cathartic fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department Stop romanticizing home depot pixies live in the paint
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
priestmahad: *sees a rabbit run away from me* ….i’m on your side…..
asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
elysiust: Story of my life…
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Holy shit my dude
moon prince
welcome to thunderdome
Aw shit son now there’s more metal in my face than usual.
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
madxstitcher: my-wanton-self: aveanexalea: I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood. And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange
dukeofbookingham: crockpotcauldron: clarenecessities: there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was
mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college college: words me:
unclefather: my friend: hey want to do something today? me: *taking a depression power nap* my ultimate is charging
c-bassmeow: sodomymcscurvylegs: orkeith: effington: doujinshi: i love cats I’m crying laughing @eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat. “First things first I’m allergic”
rhube: tharook: geekandmisandry: wideopenhighway: neverblogidly: geekandmisandry: My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian
cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention
comickit: I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
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