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aziraphaldi:Aziraphale being totally in love with Crowley
scaramacaisstuff:Crowley is still waiting for Aziraphale, and this time, he arrived
schmuzz1: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front
crowleysaunters: Newt: Do you think Aziraphale and Crowley think in English or some kind of unearthly language? Anathema: Bold of you to assume either of them think
butchlizbian:No one:Aziraphale: Crowley wanna get some CREPES
:*In a restaurant, the lights dimming*Crowley: Did it just get sexier in here?Aziraphale: I can’t see my menu!!!
enfant–terrible: spatscolombo: spatscolombo: It’s honestly both very sweet and very metal that Aziraphale and Crowley both chose to manifest as middle-aged from day one They could have been shredded twenty-five year olds for eternity but without
aziraphalesbian: bethirst: aziraphalesbian: aziraphalesbian: it is so fucking funny to me that, like, crowley canonically “hung around the wrong people” and “asked questions” and promptly fell, whereas aziraphale completely forsook his holy
robofeather:Aziraphale and Crowley every century or so:
azirafuck:aziraphale and crowley snapped
ceasarslegion:Crowley: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I’m in love with AziraphaleCrowley to Aziraphale: DO YOU WANNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER JUST YOU AND ME WE’LL GO SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY WHERE THEY’LL NEVER FIND US
r-you-kidding-me:Fans: Do you want to talk about Aziraphale and Crowley ’s relationship NeilNeil Gaiman: No not reallyMichael Sheen: I doFans: We know MichaelMichael Sheen, tearing up: They’re marriedFans: We know Michael
do-not-go-gently-42: oldtvandcomics: ninenineandgoseek: discar: ninenineandgoseek: ninenineandgoseek: prosocialbehavior: demonic-mnemonic: Sometimes I just sit and think about how Aziraphale and Crowley spent several years giving some ordinary
lonicera-caprifolium:hawklanthebard:Aziraphale boops Crowley’s snootthe original boop–
butchlizbian:anthonyandaziraphale:Aziraphale and Crowley having to watch Anathema and The Them grow old, having to watch regular customers start never coming back, having to see businesses fail and be replaced around them, watching the generations of
mizgnomer: Crowley is almost always to Aziraphale’s left(except when driving the Bentley)Good OmensBonus – Not to make a long post even longer, but also:
alpacamyhedgehog: librarian-amy: starstuffandalotofcoffee: thebibliosphere: trashfirefallon: lovelyladylunacy: y’all are missing out on the real dream fancast for aziraphale and crowley @thebibliosphere *slams hands down on table* yessssss
thinkingisadangerouspastime:crowley, before him and aziraphale meet at st. james park in 1862:
anthonyandaziraphale:azirafuck:when he and aziraphale move to their south downs cottage, crowley starts growing trees and fruit plants and since they’re too big to be threaten with the garbage disposal he just straight up walks around the garden with
beemble-bu-moving:I’ve only seen three episodes of good omens but from how I understand it, Aziraphale is like “I’m babey” and then does crime, and Crowley is like “be gay do crime” and then makes flower crowns or something
dumbass-bitch-disease: julebug123: julielilac: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives + deleted scene: Crowley is on the verge because of how Aziraphale is treated in Heaven. He is ready to tear to pieces anyone who will actually try to harm
madenthusiasms:cheeseanonioncrisps:Good Omens is Autistic Culture™ because the whole Aziraphale and Crowley story is basically just two people fighting for their right to be harmlessly weird, rather than having to change how and who they are to fit
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cadhla-marie: thicc-kirk: The Good Omens tv series is like a 5 Times Aziraphale Didn’t Understand That Crowley Was Asking Him To Elope (And The One Time He Did) fic. That’s it. That’s the show goddamn it.
azirphales: aziraphale in 2019: i realised i was in love with you in 1941 when you saved my books and also my life from the nazis :) crowley, who has been pining for longer than the existence of the wheel: i’m sorry you realised when
softbitchparker: Aziraphale: *does literally anthing whatsoever*Crowley:
zaziraphale: Crowley talking to discorporated Aziraphale:Everyone else in the pub:
spideysbff: Crowley: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.Aziraphale: I gave my flaming sword awayCrowley, already taking his clothes off: oh my god. You’re so fucking stupid
assiraphales:crowley secretly has a blog where he writes negative reviews and parodies of “classic” literature, & aziraphale swears if he ever meets TequilaMockingbird666 it will NOT be a pleasant encounter
nemeanlionblepping: Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s
obliviousaziraphale: Aziraphale and Crowley somehow check all the boxes for me in terms of a perfect ship. Forbidden Romance? You’ve got it. Friends to Lovers? Yep. Pining? Check. Mutual Pining? Double check. Idiots in love? I have not seen two dumbasses
spideysbff: Crowley: angel, I hate you!Aziraphale: well you’re not my type eitherGod: *shedding tears* Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
thealogie:when aziraphale says “he keeps me on my toes” to indicate that crowley is a worthy adversary but Mr. Sheen’s line delivery is like a corporate gay at his company retreat when the lady who heads accounting says “isn’t that your husband
torsamors: Aziraphale: You’re my friend. I’d fuck you if you wanted. Crowley: What? God’s ethereal voice booming through the living room: He said he’d fuck you if you wanted
hekate1308: farmgf: when michael sheen reads fanfic for the good omens tv show does he picture himself as aziraphale like literally how does that work For Michael Sheen, every fanfic is a Crowley x Reader fanfic.
fairytaleasoldastime: Crowley going into a church to save Aziraphale.
:for your consideration:Gabriel and Michael right? Yhey like..storm the book shop, one day to demand Aziraphale comes back for the Greater Good or whatever. And Crowley is there (cause he’s gay for the owner, obviously.) Gabriel and Michael are
kadywicker:raphael crowley is so funny to me bc he’s the patron of marriage but he’s still like “its been 6000 years and idk if aziraphale likes me likes me”
starscapades:laurelhach:if crowley is anything like a snake then he periodically pokes only his head around a door and stares at aziraphale for hours like okay this got absolutely eaten by tumblr but @laurelhach i could not not draw this
leanncar: armageddonwithit: Crowley is the only reason Aziraphale has never been discorporated before. This is comedy gold
obliviousaziraphale: good omens but every time crowley fucks up, Oops I Did It Again Play & every time Aziraphale fucks up, Mama Mia plays (based on this post by @anthonycrowley)
silverynight:Gabriel: *insults Aziraphale*Crowley, appearing out of nowhere:
foxesonstilts:crowley, finally noticing that aziraphale has been acting gay as shit for the past half-century: yo dude, why all the rainbow scarvesaziraphale, very pointedly: i guess i just relate to the gay community because i also love someone i’m
veronica-rich: goodomenswasanicesurprise: the-moon-loves-the-sea: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put
the-beatles-in-the-tardis: n3vh33r4: morganlegay: promo image for good omens film featuring aziraphale crowley and the antichrist probably fixed it Welcome to the Good Omens fandom
lieutenant-sapphic: lieutenant-sapphic: aziraphale walking around as “mr. fell” when crowley is the one who fell will never not be funny
ineffablehouseplant: ethereal-menace: mostlyanything19: ethereal-menace: When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually
captaincrowley: Kill them. They are very irritating.
chrizwho: aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea more ineffable husbands ( x ) and ( x )
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, after discussing modern slang with the Them: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. People are just not hungry. Crowley, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.
tinsnip: labonart: inbarfink: Crowley went by a pet shop and saw a snake for sale and immediately got attached. He didn’t tell Aziraphale he adopted it cause he feels really self-conscious about being so doting with lil’ Crawly Jr. But one time Az
lovelyladylunacy: hi everyone here’s my dream good omens fancast for aziraphale and crowley
sesquipedalian-aficionado:anachronic-cobra:Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces
chrizwho: crowley’s slept in aziraphale’s bookshop waiting for him more than he’d like to admit
copperbadge: rsfcommonplace: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant
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