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clit-queen:i want someone to pack me a huge picnic but little themed. 15 sandwiches cut into hearts, a huge bag of goldfish crackers, 2 dozen donuts with rainbow sprinkles, several sippy cups with heavy cream in them…. and then feed it all to me while
Rainy day in #Binghamton means cheese and crackers in bed while watching #doctorwho . all I need is my #Jonathan :)
bitterassfandom: just once i want sam and dean to run out of salt and start throwing saltine crackers at a demon
gearstation: gearstation: my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled WOW
garden-of-vegan: Cucumber slices, roasted garlic hummus, and Mary’s crackers. Grapes, pistachio-almond clusters, and a brownie ball (dates, walnuts, cocoa, cacao nibs, hemp hearts, chocolate chips, and coconut oil.)
tokomon: when someone calls a white person “cracker”
shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
killbenedictcumberbatch: willowmansdaughter: Martin & Cracker what kind of name is martin for a dog
witchywomanx: laststarontheright: ramonaflour: callmeyourmiss: For my new followers :) Oh dear lord I wanna spread this women on a cracker & pop her into my mouth. I just want to hug and kiss this butt! My favorite butt. AND this lady is a
Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
Fruits, nuts, sausages, cheeses and crackers all packaged together and sent to each of the following, with this small note included:Wishing you and yours the warmest holiday greetings!Love, Xanelen & Meryn@ourcollectivefantasy, @kharrisdawndancer
herspanic: howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
sam-the-moose: leunfriendlyblackhottie: To the white people that complain “cracker” is just as bad as the n word… it’s even funnier because this is literally what he was talking about
prettyboyshyflizzy: playhousetizzney: translucentbronze: im-lil-g:thighetician: redhaired-puppetmaster:thefatgawd:rolandchangsuperpositiveasian: shiababymamaoffical: he basically saying these girls are scammers like card crackers or boosters and
herspanic:howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
honeyxglow: codeddenominator:why do white people want to be opressed so bad? “I can’t wear dreads and say the N word and I got called a cracker once. The struggle of being white is real”
You are still White. No matter how many Black people call you a cracker, you can still walk onto Wall Street with 5 felonies and get a job before a Black man with 10 degrees. You can still charge at a cop and be brought into custody alive. You can still
blackguysloveblackgirls: grannypaintiesnchill: We ALL wish it were that easy MAN THIS CRACKER GET AN ‘A’ FOR TWO DAMN SENTENCES I BET ALL THE POCS ETC HAD TO WRITE A FULL DAMN ESSAY WHITE PEOPLE GET IT EASY EVEN WHEN THEY ADMIT TO GETTING EASY
mysticbaconslice: wayhella: lunabeck: angelhunter14: weloveshortvideos: How to hit high notes… hoLY NIPPLE ON A CRACKER THAT WAS HIGHER THAN SNOOP DOG best idea ever F E A R
brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it. ‘scuit’ comes
“This one’s for Trayvon, cracker bitch!
fezzingly: I would love a Christmas Supernatural episode where Sam, Dean, Cas, Charlie, Garth, Kevin and a bunch of other hunters and other people are sitting down for dinner in the bunker and pulling crackers and everyone’s happy and maybe Crowley’s
APPARENTLY THE PARENTS WERE BENEDICT’S REALLY MOTHERFUCKING PARENTS HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!!
haveahiddles: lokihiddleston: His legs. His damn legs. He even sits like a whore IN THE CAR. HOW? WHY? THE DASHBOARD IS NOWHERE NEAR YOUR PRECIOUS KNEES. Jesus Christ on a cracker… this man will kill me someday.
mishasminions: ohcaptainmycaptain1918: jibblyuniverse: :) this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER
10roub:221cbakerstreet: shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I
crackersbaby: ✨Cracker with big, fluffy hair✨
snugglydragon: elfofthehootowls: shufflegirldicey: THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN. THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM. THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES. Brilliant.
alfonsopoopoofatty3rd: It might be because I’m drunk, but I am wayyyy too excited for these animal crackers! Didn’t even know they still came in the little boxes like this
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plxystation4: *hits blunt* “Bruh do vegetarians eat animal crackers?”
takemetoyourbedroomphotography: They came with a cheese plate, crackers, fruit and two bottles of wine. All in summer dresses.
thecrimsonalchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip #i actually did not know
sodium-amytal: eunuchhorn: Are you sick and tired of traditional s’mores? Perhaps there just hasn’t been as much innovation in the world of chocolate, marshmallow and graham crackers as you’d like. Well, why not try some s’mores spaghetti? The
shufflegirldicey: THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN. THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM. THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: the-gaming-corgi: (x) Christ on a CRACKER. WHERE DO THESE KEEP COMING FROM THERES STILL A GUY IN A SLEEPING BAG WHAT. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
elfofthehootowls: shufflegirldicey: THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN. THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM. THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES. Brilliant.
tlatophat: ecmajor: ponyderivative: pop! oh shit! Cheese on a crusty cracker! I did not see that coming!
sirkowski: ghastly-h-crackers: michaelpoe: theverge: There’s an astronaut in a gorilla suit floating around the International Space Station We have no idea why this suit was deemed essential enough to send into zero gravity, or why Kelly himself
queenofhetalia: I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
correspondingnerd: brunhiddensmusings: cameoamalthea: brunhiddensmusings: threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat: badgerofshambles: a singular scuit. just one. an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.
wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and
kylehasatumblr:pileofknives:rikodeine: pileofknives: ragemovement: pileofknives: cecaeliawitch: ???? If you photograph the trains the terrorists win Terrorist buying a train calendar at a Cracker Barrel: fuckin got em now Oh wait I forgot, this
dat-soldier:bogleech:lostcryptids:michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount You mean slasher barrel getting the serial killcount!!!!
knottahooker:decolonize-the-left:lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard:lesbianshepard:if anyone wants to know the biggest drama on twitch and reddit it’s whether “cracker” is the n word for white people. if you want to know how the drama started it’s
andhumanslovedstories:andhumanslovedstories:I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers
he-one-spinal-cracker:prokopetz: The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse
beanytuesday: Animal Crackers for Zoologists
atheist-xmas: tilthat: TIL there is a “white man” café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake via reddit.com call that cracker barrel
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