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resuri-gyarakushi: subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E

controlledspontaneity:xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets

tanlines4me: lana kendrick - Needs CPR, Now!

outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food

subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

whumpetywhump: Two CopsEpisode 16

Cried the whole drive home from cpr training cause they made jokes about me not having kids and I’m a sensitive crybaby

schegol-era: Double tap and comment below if you need CPR 💔🌊🔥 📸@ohrangutang 💄 @cristinapilo by gabi.castrovinci http://ift.tt/1nOrl8H

Hope she knows CPR

I’ll give you CPR but…

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

vesley: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. this fucking baby is more skilled than I am

subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over

subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

iloveannakendricksboobs: CUM COVERED MILF: Brandi Love needed CPR and Johny Sins gave her a nice fucking in the pussy, along with a face covered in cum.

tidesoftime: jewishsanta: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets the future I can’t stop watching this. Literally mesmerized.

9gag: CPR to drowning man by girls

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

jessiphia: Not pictured: Peeta immediately runs back to the force field so that Finnick can repeat his ‘CPR’ performance.

pasttensevancouver: CPR docks, n.d. (1890s?) Source: Photo by Thompson (likely SJ Thompson), Library and Archives Canada #PA-051331

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

tankjava: Its okay baby I know CPR

frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow

frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over

jockslut: 234pantyjock: I need CPR… 😍😛

gifsboom: Video: Military dog gives CPR to trainer

nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever.

signedfury: dillywillyz: vesley: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. this fucking baby is more skilled than I am She even plugged the nose *****flawless

itsthetie:My friend took one of these courses, they were actually taught CPR this wayBonus panel / Patreon / Facebook / Twitter

courtnu: rimestar: thesuperwhovenger: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. Oh god, could this man be awesomer. This is part of the reason why Johnny Depp is my favourite actor.

subjectnumber32: outerlabia: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ they’re calling to mother for food F E E D

babygaynormative: there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

sqwhoretle: fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ ＷＥ　ＭＵＳＴ　ＰＲＡＩＳＥ

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

cakelesscrystal: This message about smoking and instructions on how to perform CPR brought to you by Gavin Free.

hazama-itsuru: derpysquad: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets Or just seal it and run. Ticking poop bomb. Revolutionary.

quifed: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets how does that even happen

just-shower-thoughts: CPR is the human equivalent of punching/slamming/hitting a machine until it starts working again

probablynotasynth: CPR Teacher: pick up the baby, support the baby… Me: *Russian accent* fix the baby.

moonlandingwasfaked: showerthoughtsofficial: CPR is just a human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again. BHHHHUEEEEEGHHHH JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME

sexualified: sexualified: Im just now leaving work after i trained like 2 CPR classes and im screaming because i just noticed my dick is way too noticeable through these shorts i got , im gonna yell Im actually gonna keep these shorts but not wearing

methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost: que-jartura: sharplmages: *hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class *depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck *beats depression to death, performs CPR to revive it* (Laughs maniacally and spits

cleavepool: MY MOM JOKINGLY GAVE THE NONWORKING ONE CPR AND SHES A MIRACLE WORKER

youdonthavetogotocollege: eggs-are-frying: youdonthavetogotocollege: dreamrats: youdonthavetogotocollege: Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison* *eats rat poison* *eats rat poison* *hurriedly performs CPR on two people* *kisses you back*

elithequeenbee: I would gladly volunteer for CPR… Idea: http://incorrectmysticmessenger.tumblr.com/post/150549376668/707-jumin-jumin-yes-707-breathe-if-you-think

Unclogging a toilet is a lot like giving CPR. You push down ten times and then stop for a breath and keep repeating that till the thing under you starts working again.

signedfury: dillywillyz: vesley: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. this fucking baby is more skilled than I am She even plugged the nose *****flawless

mixedgirl1234: ggndrirock: -intheround: So that’s who Annie is… ANNIE…… This nigga made a hit song out of a cpr dummy.#Respect

fpti: earlygr4ves: i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.” jesus christ

I was in the hospital when I got shot on a drug bust. I saw the cpr instructor from the academy. Her name was Linda and I remember getting such a hard on from the way she flirted with me. She was so fucking hot. When she seen me she gave me a hug on the

theredrubyx: Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig. His stunt double is having the best day

mistresstrixie69: Sperm CPR…lol!

jewishsanta: controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets the future

riseuplikeangels: NEXT TIME YOU THINK SOMETHING SHOULD BE SIGNAL BOOSTED BECAUSE IT’S TALKING ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO ON THE ROAD OR HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU’RE ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHECK THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE COUGH CPR CAN KILL YOU

capslockapocalypse: jessiphia: Not pictured: Peeta immediately runs back to the force field so that Finnick can repeat his ‘CPR’ performance. “KATNISS I THINK I’M GAY”

surprisebitch: when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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