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my mom: “you look gorgeous.. did you hear what i said?” me: “something about a ham?”
thisaintascene-thisisanoutrage: Baby hand requested by corpxe ;-; ITTY BITTY WITTLE OMG X"D
My knuckles are almost completely healed!:D I can bend my fingers now without the cuts cracking back open and bleeding, and they’re not all red and puffy and sensitive anymore. Take it from me, you guys; Don’t punch walls if those walls are
Who really needs their hair re-dyed? THIS GUYYY. merp.
Back home, cuddled up in bed with the hubby-thing. He’s sleepy and I’m wide awake. Someone entertain me?:3
It makes me feel very, very lucky that my straightedge boyfriend accepts my choices in life and what I enjoy doing.
If I see you “smoking” a cigarette and you don’t even inhale I will punch you in the throat and take your cigarettes and smoke them myself
I’ve been listening to Underoath and The Used all day THIS IS SO MUCH FUN I MISS THIS
Hubby’s at work. Yesterday was shitty but this morning I’m feeling good, trying to decide what I should make him for dinner and if I want to make desert to go with it. Any suggestions? c:
Dinner has been decided! Thanks to my bestfran’ for the suggestions. Chicken breasts and legs with pasta alfredo on the side, a salad, and cookies from scratch for dessert. ~Hairflip~
Music’s playing, chicken’s thawing, and about to get started on the cookies. #wifey \m/
💕 My Hello Kitty wine. (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ
Dessert: ✔ Sugar cookies with mixed berries.
BOOKS! 📚
Oh my god. First one crazy gets the same haircut as me, then another gets a chain just like mine. IF YOU PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU SO GOT'DAMN OBSESSED WITH ME.
It’s Friday night. What are my boyfriend and I doing? Dying our hair and having food delivered. \m/
I want to go back to this.
Fluff head.
Raul: “Baby what do you think would be a good first pet for our daughter?” Me: “I dunno.. Not something boring and lame like a fish. But not something super hard to take care of like a dog or a cat. Probably like a rat or hamster or
My dog and I just yawned at the same time and gave eachother a mutual “fuck Mondays” look
my hobbies include not showering and not getting out of bed
Lazy today.
The way depression never really goes away it just kinda comes in huge uninvited waves really sucks
My mom just ordered pizza online, closed her laptop and said “bring me my pizza, pizza bitch” I cant fucking breathe
why cant i reblog and stuff my face at the same time
Alexis and I made miniature German pancakes in a muffin tin with cinnamon and sugar apples and whipped cream. ^-^
Puppy problem #49
Boyfriend wants snoosnoo and I’m just like LOLNOPE ~sits on tumblr with belly full of taquitos~
Completely unedited. Minimal eyeliner. No product in my hair. ‘Sup brah.
IS THIS HOW YOU BE CUTE?!
Not gonna lie this is really fun
Wax play.
black-coffee-bonus-cup: Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten
I’m so fluffy I’m gonna die
Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)
How about we all fucking stop acting like men cause all these awful things and are these big bad guys. You know who rapes people? Rapists, some of which are women. You know who are sexist? Sexist people, some of which are women, against men. You know
Someone take me to Disneyland and run to every ride with me and eat turkey legs and pizza and hug every character we see and buy and trade pins and then carry me when I get too tired please
Just got paid. Going to surprise the hubby with a present. (▰˘◡˘▰)
If it’s food i want it
With and without makeup.
Taking Alexis to her first punk show tomorrowwww ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕△◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ I AM SO EXCITED
Ready for the show x
Not gonna lie I get a little mad and upset when I see posts from high schoolers about not wanting to go back to school I’d do anything to be able to go back in time and finish high school You have no idea
Hi guys!! Sorry I’ve been completely MIA; the weekend was hectic and I’m super tired and still have a crazy week ahead of me. I’ll get to messages and anons before the day is over. Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend xo
If I could magically have food right now that’d be awesome. Because being unable to buy food because stupid people charging my card 4 times for 1 thing really isn’t awesome. Waiting for this to get cleared up is obnoxious and all I want is
My nightmares are just getting worse and I can’t take them anymore.
All we have is eachother.
Made a really good dinner for the husband and I tonight. Both of us are stuffed with chicken, potatos, and strawberry iceccream. It was a good night :) Now to relax and hopefully get some sleep eventually without any nightmares. Work till 10 tomorrow
New vest WIP. I can’t sew to save my life :>
Stripey shirt.
Little Tokyo tonight with the husband and the bestie c: Sushi and adventures tonight xoxo
Alexis bought me devil horns (´◠ω◠`) 💕
I don’t know anything more painful than stepping on the backside of a studded belt
Ive eaten sushi, chicken strips, pringles, banana chips, sour patch, strawberry cheesecake cookies and i have no plans of stopping. I think ill have cereal next
Fuck
I dont know about you guys but id do anything for the ability to release the kraken
I tried to go to sleep early tonight but now I’m watching Pirates of the Caribbean and eating sushi and Pringles how does this even happen
alwaysshitonmymind: corpxe: I tried to go to sleep early tonight but now I’m watching Pirates of the Caribbean and eating sushi and Pringles how does this even happen It was bound to happen when you bought the pringles and sushi. Lol NOBODY WARNED
Im such a zombie right now. Im so tired of having nightmares or night terrors every single night. The count for last night? 3 nightmares. Most hours I slept in a row? 3. Im exhausted. Does anyone have any tips or something about dealing with this? Or
