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nudityandnerdery: fizzygingr: Every time little Ben Solo puts his hands somewhere he shouldn’t, Luke trolls him with a “that’s how I lost my hand” story. “Ben, get your hand out of that cookie jar, that’s the one that ate my hand.” “Ben,
dratiniquest: imsoshive: callmekitto: discorcl: sanstheskely: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. External image ive had
hellokrissi: hashtagdion: The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating
notkatniss: Din (1/160): Hey it’s DinDin (152/160): Please don’t let him eat too many cookies he WILL throw upDin (154/160): If you have free time could you teach him colors I’m worried he’s behind Din (155/160): He’s like really good at
books-and-cookies: Separation anxiety every time I finish a favourite book. A Novel by me
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
digesting-yourlegs: starting-to-feel-just-right: inexacterminology: I need to get some of these These are the all time best. Best cookies ever tbh
ambivalentaboutmarmite:sophiealdred:astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer:
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: stephencolberts: Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
dugongs-deactivated20200101: She told me I could be anything I wanted. (x)
mrdraklin: Well, it’s finally here guys!Cookie Cat from Steven Universe. Time spent: 8+ hours
passionpeachy:✏️
john-is-dollywood: thedailywhat: Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs. [cosbysweaters] This is the first time that candy corn has ever actually looked like corn to me and I need a minute to process this
glassgears:billieyoarmstrong:books-and-cookies: leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
pimptier: i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me
bens-little-purple-crown: Can we talk about Cracker’s reaction to Miz Cookie? She looked like a real proud mother. She did that and that made her win! OKAY IT’S FINALLY TIME FOR DINNEEEERRRR!!
takshammy: the-perks-of-being-black: Please c your way out okay to slightly redeem white people i can confirm that i have seen that cookie tin at my grandparents’ a million times (how many do they have? twenty? five that they move around? just one
myside-ofparadise: brunette-coquette: I reblog this every time more flour, that’s my cookie!
“It’s the first time I’ve ever had a ‘haircut’”, he shrugs. (…) “I did it because Helders had his hair cut like Joe Strummer, and Cookie had his hair cut like a fighter pilot from WWII. So I just wanted to be back in their
callmekitto: discorcl: sanstheskely: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. External image ive had this queued this march but
discorcl: sanstheskely: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. External image ive had this queued this march but have y’all
noisilyatomicpeace: Lumpy Space Princess Adventure Time cookie cutter PLA plastic
thebigbearcave: dccomicscub: thebigbearcave: long time favorite, sexual star, hovering in the multiverse, within the remnant of a super nova. I would like have some of his freckles and adorn fresh-baked cookies with them. he’s got a lot to spare,
ayoaprell: black-khiphop-fans:emojchic:i’m crying yall don’t know how many times i’ve watched thi s Milk chocolate. Cookies and cream. Salted caramel. Yaaaas!!! “WHITE!”
aznbubbii:Every time a site asks me to accept cookies…
spiderrl–cookie: nickens1958: teenshemalelover: Nothing I love more than massive shecock It is sacrilege not to love big shecock What a waste of cum👅 girls next time call me….
honeylane1185: I am so honored to have my photos used for this amazing meme with such a great and important message. We live in a world where labiaplasty is at an all time high and young woman are taught that in order to be beautiful you must be a cookie
pimptier: pimptier: i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me wow this almost became sucessful
nirvanalust69: I tried to make some cookies lol but im a little too sloppy 💦🍆💦 at squirting out things from tubes lol i just wanted to thank you all for your support, votes, and time! Manyvids awards are almost here and i truly need as many
sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply
lopoddityart: nother spike/thorax doodle, humans this time selfie~thorax’s thoughts: oh no my crush is touching me ah geez what do i do don’t panic he smells like burnt sugar cookies and aftershave i love it i love him help metweaked my hooman
viridicox: Yummy Dick Cookies! Wanna take a bite? Trying out different techniques with royal icing (consistency wise and and concerning the decoration order and style) Next time I’ll definitely do the highlight differently, and change up the pubes sas
cutely-perverted: stereomindset: tastegarden: The Cookie Cup what a time to be alive Oh my god
karnythia: cumaeansibyl: karnythia: cumaeansibyl: pansxualbarnes: I really imagine Sam Wilson to be a stress baker. World falling apart? Cupcakes it is. Steve getting increasingly reckless? Macaroon time. Arguments? Literally hundreds of cookies
schaafdraws: bokuakakuro week #3 – domestic domestic night-time cookie theft
sushinfood: discorcl: sanstheskely: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. External image ive had this queued this march but
hopeless37: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Almost time for our Christmas dinner!! Dad’s finally home from work. then my uncles, auntsand brother’s girlfriend are suppose to come over. Im still sick -___- i dont even want to eat cuz i lost my appetite from all the cookies haha. Then
debbysway: MEET DEE COOKIE MONSTER @aleebow ^___^ i loook fkkn dark and retarded! haha next time we’ll take better a picture! haha
akvela: Ok I’ve eaten too many of Rayven’s cookies and I’m sleepy, it’s nap time 🤘🏽 (at Sharp Memorial Hospital)
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:affablyevil:galadrie:i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle
itsstuckyinmyhead: Siblings and Tumblr My oldest brother and I wrestled over a chocolate chip cookie that he said I could have- we were both adults at the time. My other brother called me on my 30th birthday to tease me that im old-he is 5 yrs OLDER
daddybearthings: smileandbeavillain: Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x] And the question of life ladies and gentlemen
chokesngags: It’s tew tew accurate wtf lmfaoooo OH MY GOD THIS WAS ME! except i didn’t say anything ab my tolerance it was the first time for all of us trying them. When dommebadwolff23 made the cookies and again from a friend of my bestie,
howtobeafuckingvampire: softjunebreeze: I Dressed Like Cookie for a Week to Get Over My Imposter Syndrome Six months ago, Jazmine Hughes was hired to work for the New York Times. Ever since then, she’s struggled to feel like she really deserves
sweet-vanilla-cookies: Fanart Friday time! This is Fivehead-chan. Say something nice to her.
doctorwholia: i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
imsoshive: callmekitto: discorcl: sanstheskely: billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. External image ive had this queued this
purgatory-jar: ozonecologne: hello could i please have everybody’s attention for a moment #thicc (thank you for your time) But can dat ass gently nestle a cookie @whelvenwings @skydark @saawek @elnawen @natmoose @deanscasanova
gaydudessquee: chazzyluvergurl: fit-strong-and-hott: Want to get fit? DO THIS every morning. next time you want a cookie, eat a fruit. need some chocolate? switch to dark, its way healthier! small changes make a huge difference, you can do it!
cybergata:Giving poor mom a hard time 😾 Cookie Tombik
seto-gin: I got the recipe from HERE. Sorry for the page being Japanese and the measurements are in grams… Long time no post…Again.Life is a little busy right now for me, but it’s slowing down again so I can do fun stuff like this ↓ The cookie
onthespiral: doctorwholia: i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
yoga-and-philosophia: Breakfast this morning 😫👅💦Best of both worlds 🌏 Peanut butter and chocolate cookie crumble oatmeal with banana, coconut sugar and heaps of cinnamon 🍌 All time fave Green Smoothie bowl made from nana, spinach, frozen
allicouldsaywashello: louisuey: minilouis: harry was totally that kid in preschool who brought in cookies every week and made his mommy count two times to make sure everyone gets one and then passed them out to his classmates very carefully and clapped
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: rizplease: I HAVE SAID THIS EVERY TIME I GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY “The Eye of Sauron now turns to the Cheesecake Factory, the last free kingdom of men…”
I have so many random fortune cookie items that I need to get rid of… I’m kinda wondering if I should waste time trying to sell them to people online or if I should just trash them.