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clown-names: clown-names: fried-ferret: clown-names: fried-ferret: impeachy the conservative clown YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown now you’ve fucking done it the clown

mrs-misty-eyed:stupid-dyke:mysharona1987:I’m gonna keep repeating myself that I really think the entire pro life movement exists so that American conservatives can have one single issue that lets them assume a moral high ground, to distract from the

direhuman:hornraven:Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

bogleech:solarpunkcast: ndragoon: gahdamnpunk: I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins.. Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly

santijpg:instagram influencers: vat grown british egirl specifically designed by a team of goverment scientists to morph 14 year old kinnies into neo conservatives who love buying mcu merchandise tumblr influencers: a japanese cat

striffyisme:elv–eyera:[ID: tags by @theoldbones which say “this is what conservatives think happens when you get vaccinated”. END ID]

forgotn1: wilwheaton: “And yes, we’re talking about Christians here. If you think the conservative justices would have the same sympathy for a coach using a school event to hold Muslim or Hindu prayers, you don’t know much about this court. It’s

liberalsarecool:As always, the groomers are the conservatives.

free-egg-voucher:corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is badandit’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will

normal-horoscopes:When I was in middle school we would do these weekly things called “Flag Salutes” where the entire school came out to the quad to stand in big ranks and sing patriotic songs. I lived in one of the most conservative counties

fipindustries:memecucker:Ngl that’s gotta be one of the weirder misreadings of a song I’ve foundAh yes this guyWrote a song about conservative values

liberalsarecool:Conservatives foment and maintain a #WarOnWomen

campyvillain:campyvillain:mechanical-hands:campyvillain:campyvillain:campyvillain:just found out that right wingers got so mad at wikipedia for providing objective information and being unbiased to their cause that they…made…a conservative version….

ecrivainsolitaire:millennial-review:Language is difficult for conservatives.

progressivepower:How can this person under investigation for sex trafficking be a “Christian” conservative? https://www.instagram.com/p/Chu2yH5LM97/

liberalsarecool:Conservative Christians want to be Russians.

quasi-normalcy: So really the answer to “what is alienating conservatives” is “absolutely anything that reminds them of any new information they’ve learned about the world since they were a small child” and it becomes a lot more clear how futile

lucydonato:telling a conservative that they’re changing curious george to bicurious george (he/they)

kolkhozmilf:kolkhozmilf:Joe Biden being one of the most conservative Democrats of the last 30 years and still governing to the left of Obama simply because he knows he needs to at least listen to what the Democratic voters want instead of just saying

eggman-is-fat-mkay:catgirl-kaiju:ellielol:u don’t like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?Beyond parody that conservatives see a study saying “perhaps we should provide animal companionship to college kids?” and immediately respond

themadcapmathematician:I hate government programs in the US bc conservatives are always trying to dismantle them so the lefty byline is always like “these programs are vital and lifesaving and keep so many people from starving and being homeless,

thewest-isdead:Conservatives literally want to be able to own whatever firearm they want and be able to mow us down with impunity so much so that when they can’t, when we too are armed they react like this fucking idiot

trufflesmushroom:biglawbear:adamsmasher:ayeforscotland:Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.It’s cuz we ain’t got no moneyIt’s cuz the

serafaina:the-home-kvetch:headspace-hotel:catgirl-kaiju:ellielol:u don’t like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?Beyond parody that conservatives see a study saying “perhaps we should provide animal companionship to college kids?”

digidragon7:Yknow aside from the obvious reasons of supporting the TERF queen herself and buying what is literally Antisemitism The Game, I think it’s very telling that even the notion of jumping into a pool of conservatives and right-wingers, who

liberalsarecool:Jimm Carter was a visionary. He wanted to be an example for the country to conserve energy. Ronald Reagan ripped the solar panels off the White House proving Republicans always reject innovation, reject preventative policy, drag America

kolkhozmilf:kolkhozmilf:It’s wild that Chris Pratt is super famous and the modern-day face of conservative Evangelicals when a decade ago he was just Anna Faris’ feedee husbandI’m not kidding

mini-wrants:Happy International Women’s day! After Roe fell, a 10 year old girl was forced to cross state lines to get an abortion, and conservative’s first instinct upon hearing the story was to say it wasn’t true. When it was proven to be true,

noellelostgirl:hey so maia arson crimew has leaked emails between right-wing politicians, anti-trans advocates and conservative legal groups all from 2019-2021. i haven’t gone through them all yet but it confirms what trans people have been saying:

obelixetcompagnie:How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

psycho-hierophants: “Healing the wounds of the earth is not a liberal or conservative activity. It is a sacred act.”

hardcore-conservative: Social Justice League

laughhard: I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard: I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

A Thanksgiving Guide to Winning Political Arguments With Your Conservative Relatives

everydaysagreatday: sogaysoalive: The agenda that fears conservatives the most

whatisthat-velvet: Conservatives be like….

mirifika: wolveswolves: After all the yellow coated wolf-posts, I just couldn’t leave Wolf Conservation Center’s ambassador wolf Alawa out. Her lineage is a mix of Gray wolf subspecies, but she is primarily Canadian/Rocky Mountain Gray wolf (Canis

cropthot: conservative family member: i don’t see what could ruin this christmasme:

sisterofthewolves: Picture by Wolf Conservation Center

thebestpersonherelovesbucky: brownsugar3164: theconcealedweapon: Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve. Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job. Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be

wolveswolves: “When you accidentally stand together in front of a trap camera, you get a selfie of 3 wolves” [x] European wolves Rivka, Ian and Iko at The Wolf Conservation Association in Belgium

philslendy: datdestinyd: My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. When I told her I had registered to vote, she rolled her eyes at me. When I asked why, she told me that “the worst thing for America is young, stupid liberals voting.” Liberals

lesbocommunism: simulatedfloridiansnow: lesbocommunism: He wanted to be a police officer, he worked as a security guard, he hated gays and was aggressive towards women. No wonder conservatives want to focus on his status as a muslim, because if they

becausetheyarewolves: Female Gray Wolf Canis Lupusby Doug LindstrandFemale Gray Wolf (canis lupus), captive, Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center; Portage, Alaska, United States of America.

icanreallyuseawish: the-real-ted-cruz: a-quiet-voice: nyc-conservative: It took me a sec to get it and then I was like whispered “ohhh nooo” WHAT AM I MISSING OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT AKCUFJSKCHR IM SOBBING OH MY FUCKING GOD

atheistj: Lady Gaga singing the lyrics “No matter gay straight or bi, lesbian, transgender” in a stadium full of conservative Texans is my aesthetic.

stormsbourne: lesbian-han-solo: gay-for-kristen–gay-for-kate: mrdistracted: With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst

crownsforusall: seeklight: This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP That boy short-circuited

andy-the-anon: weepycat: things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she

maeamian: maeamian: Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but

brunhiddensmusings: politicalsci: also explains why conservatives and neoliberal centrists actually prefer higher tuition fees rather than making tertiary education free. ‘we only succeed when voters are dumb and gullible’ is a very telling admission

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liberalsarecool: Voter suppression and racism and Republicans: the conservative trinity.

life: America’s 40th president is credited with many things — the end of the Cold War, the rebirth of the conservative movement, the popularity of the Jelly Belly jellybean — but one of Ronald Reagan’s less-noted accomplishments had to do with

Sir Mark Thatcher, 2nd Baronet is the son of Sir Denis Thatcher, 1st Baronet and Baroness Margaret Thatcher, the former Conservative British Prime Minister, and twin brother of Carol Thatcher. Mark Thatcher was born August 15, 1953 with a cesarean

badassfondren: nerdy-and-conservative: leviosaaahhh: invertedgender: Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of

holesforabuse: After getting married I wasn’t sure how well it would work sharing a single shower with my wife and stepdaughter, but we’ve become pretty good at working together to conserve hot water.

onehornywoman: Oh she’s good. This is my cousin, Susan. Once a conservative housewife, and now fucking my sons and every other young cock on the MILF circuit at the University. Go Susan!

stannly: Tumblr has been pretty conservative lately. This video has been removed six times now. So, enjoy it now before it’s too late

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