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targaryenlaena: “Aleksis and Sasha Kaidanovsky, husband and wife pilot team. They hold the record for longest sustained neural handshake, over eighteen hours.” “I’ve heard of them. Perimeter patrol on the Siberian Wall.” “That’s right.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
foxnewsofficial: i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
crypticnymph: the pacific rim au of legally blonde though: elle woods trying to get into jaeger academy to win back warner. “you got into jaeger academy?” “what, like it’s hard?” elle woods being drift compatible with vivian.
I see posts like “my ideal date is chinese food and netflix” “mine is sherlock and ball pits” my ideal date is robbing a fucking bank let’s fucking go
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jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley,
xollos: we’d make a good jaeger pilot team, if you catch my drift
congenitaldisease: Bonnie’s .38 revolver which was a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie, I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.
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vinebox: THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE
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lardypoison: a welsh tradition I think needs to come back is guys spending ages carving a spoon with all these designs and shit on it and giving it to the girl he wants to date how cute is that
awwww-cute: Soooooooooo cute
sailormoonartzine: deebree: taquito mask and sailor macaroon Everybody can go home now.
politicallyincorrectwalrus: i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims
marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer: make me choose: Drusilla or Darla requested by Anon
theycallhimcake: That was the quote, right?
blahblahnik: ‘Clothes and the Car’, Cecil Beaton for Vogue, 1927
flirtytwink: I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
tonyplaysthemambo: purple tea
johnnygirl3: notanicedragon: The double knitting technique is great. It has a light side, and a dark side, it binds the scarf together… you can see where I’m going with this can’t you. I only found out about double knitting this past summer and
fxcking4fructose: 0ci0: Rina Takeda [x] 0-100 real quick
quoms: wastelandasshole: mrsuspicious: Celebrity Chef D&D Alignments god guy fieri is ‘neutral evil’ the guy responsible for ‘s’mores indoors’ chocolate and marshmallow pizza with cayenne peppers in it is ‘neutral evil’. okay. i
lokis-booty: Romantic things to say to your partner.
nanodash: Source (x) Marrying statistics and linguistics. Mmmmm. CHARTS
my insides are copper, i'd kill to make them gold
cradily: will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
stuartsometimes: I warned you
nom-food: White chocolate dipped ginger cookies
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Moved: Ask for URL
daenerystargayren: being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their
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alethiometry: Elementary PacRim!AU to kick off season 3!
iamchubbybunny: I had a nerdy Sailor Moon wedding like a fancy ass grown up and lived to tell the tale. Entire blog post including DIY tutorials and background up at Defective Geeks! IT TOOK ME ONE BILLION YEARS TO WRITE so I hope someone out there reads
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widdlefox:i enjoy watching Bar Rescue so i can just watch Jon Taffer tell people they are failures all day. No one knows more about bar science.
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
cubjpg: cause every inch of you is perfect from the to the
womenreading: (by Anna Hollow)
“We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?” Moonrise Kingdom (2012), dir. Wes Anderson
victini: 0ndo: victini: You can control white people by giving them cheese cheese is so good tho I got one
galaxyparrish-deactivated201709: squad goals tbh
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cactusspatz: rudesby: myarmsareridiculous: holy heck y’all need to watch this okay so they took a group of lindy hoppers and they took a group of street dancers and they pitted them against each other, but switched the music so swingers have to dance
sixpenceee: A Kansas City couple decided to have a post-apocalypse engagement photo shoot. The results are pretty good! Go them for doing something other than the norm. Source: BuzzFeed
proudgayconservative:ladycontrarian:Oh my gosh this is the best thing and I’m so sorry because I’m going to reblog this every day between now and valentine’s dayThis is honestly perfect.
yurunyan:i’m sending this to anyone i have a crush on from now to the end of time
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molly23: ryannorth: Happy Valentine’s day, I wrote you some poems Shut this meme down, Ryan won.
janiceghosthunter:ohyeahcomics:Via Extra Fabulous ComicsI love the little subliminal butts all over the place. How assinine this is.
chiveburger: honestly me
villainthirst: Take a sip, sign a check, Jaime! Get the stretch!
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