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No, I think the correct phrase is “If you hold it up to your EAR you can hear the ocean.”

With the new OS/2 Warp v3.0 (“Your On-Ramp To The Information Super-Highway” , Such As It Were), you will be logging in and surfening the net in no time. ( ( !NEW! )–Now Featureing, “BonusPak” )

hedoesntlikeprettygirls: ‘FORBIDDEN FRUIT’ This is the first shoot of the photo series. I’m still in the process of deciding on other fruit options and trying to figure out how to open that coconut. You put the lime in the coconut

I doodled this in class, and decided to turn it into a full comic. I might make more comics with these little red and blue guys in the future.

psydragon: bace-jeleren: snugz: derdoktorsschnabel: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Have a Zigzagoon today I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure They just go around picking up items for you they’re

toasty-coconut: When you hate a ship that most of the fandom loves, but you try to lowkey hate it so you don’t get shit for it. So whenever someone mentions it to you, you just kind of hold it all in like

apathetic–nightmares: castiel-for-king: maliwanhellfires: just-shower-thoughts: Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

pillowlipshardy replied to your post: pillowlipshardy replied to your post: … all those nice things i said i take ‘em back you’re so not a cute you’re a butt (no you are a cute with magenta hair i worked out what colour it is when i got

toasty-coconut: AGGRON THE MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED BAD ASS. YOU SEE THIS SHIT? YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? AGGRON ISN’T JUST ANY NORMAL MOTHER FUCKING BAD ASS, HE’S AN EXTREME BAD ASS. NOT ONLY DOES AGGRON EAT FUCKING IRON FOR BREAKFAST BUT IT

kelly-sharp: untruly: de-j4-vu: amanderegg: rawtranquility: A flower for you, my lady. Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive what coconuts have you been looking at I tried to not reblog this…but I couldn’t. sdlfjskdjflsd Swag

lacigreen: sexreeducated: sexvxpositive: Coconut oil makes a good oil-based lube if you’re not using protection or toys. It’s also an antifungal. To people with vaginas, check your reaction to Coconut oil first as not everyone takes well to it.

lacigreen: sexreeducated: sexvxpositive: Coconut oil makes a good oil-based lube if you’re not using protection or toys. It’s also an antifungal. To people with vaginas, check your reaction to Coconut oil first as not everyone takes well to it.

alanscottsdps: Good day to you world. Happy Wednesday! Been up since 3am. Couldn’t go back to sleep. So I threw together a homemade vegan coconut curry with brown lentils, tofu, jackfruit, fresh Thai basil with brown rice. Meal prepping to encourage

thebettercarlo: atasteoflee: greyscalesound: If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol Okay but this is helpful coconut oil is a godsend according to this

psydragon: bace-jeleren: snugz: derdoktorsschnabel: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Have a Zigzagoon today I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure They just go around picking up items for you they’re

ksteffans: [Coconut Honey Butter Cornbread] You are going to f*cking die! Next time you’re making cornbread from a prepared mix, make these few tweaks: Substitute regular milk with coconut milk (Thai coconut milk is thicker & better) Add a melted

did-you-kno: A spanish designer Martin Azua has designed an Awesome Urn which Will Turn You into a Tree After You Die His urn is made from coconut shell, compacted peat and cellulose and inside it contains the seed of a tree. Once your remains have

psydragon: bace-jeleren: snugz: derdoktorsschnabel: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Have a Zigzagoon today I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure They just go around picking up items for you they’re

psydragon: bace-jeleren: snugz: derdoktorsschnabel: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Have a Zigzagoon today I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure They just go around picking up items for you they’re

gettingahealthybody: Fruity Striped Ice Cubes. Because plain ice cubes are too boring. These ice cubes are made of fruit juice, smoothie and coconut milk. You could simply play around with any combinations you love. Adds a whole new dimension to your

diegorbarros: 1 or 2?? 🇧🇷 Wearing my coconut Brazilian t-shirt today as Brazil is playing this evening 🇧🇷 T-shits are selling fast, make sure you grab yours, we have 3 different colours to choose from (Buy a coconut product and get an exclusive

toasty-coconut: Make a wish, it’s up to you.Find the strength inside,then watch your dreams come true.

bitterbitchclubpresident: vegan-yums: Ben & Jerry’s Commits to launch almond or coconut milk ice cream in April 2016 go here to suggest what flavors you’d like to see made with either almond or coconut milk. 🍦

moonlandingwasfaked: bace-jeleren: snugz: derdoktorsschnabel: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Have a Zigzagoon today I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure They just go around picking up items for you

Coconut Ice Tea is heavenly. By the way, every race loves Starbucks so you sound like an racist idiot with your “I’m such a white girl I love fraps”. Back to enjoying the hell out of this drink. 😊

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Don't be a coconut, God is trying to talk to you

Diana pushed her arms back forcing her tits out and as she stared directly into Mr. Crude’s eyes said, “I realize you get plenty of sex, but if you ever want another set of holes to use, I hope you’ll tell me. I’ve been told I feel very good,

Diana walked in as Mr. Crude was stepping out of the shower. As she ran her fingers through her hair she licked her lips and stared at him.“Does that mean what I think it means?” he asked.“If you think it means I want to suck your cock,

“You look comfy, Kitty. Mind if I join you?” asked Mr. Crude.“Come cuddle with me,” she replied. “Just let me get out of this top and my panties first. Cuddling skin-to-skin is the best.”

Coconut Kitty offered to help Mr. Crude mow his lawn.“You don’t think your neighbors will get upset if I do it topless, do you?” she asked.“My neighbors? They’ll either come over to watch from up close, or try to get on the

“You guys!” exclaimed Kitty.“Aw, Stewy and Louie look cute. They make the picture special.”“Are you sucking up to them, or me?”

“Oh, the sun feels so good on my skin! Would you mind if I undress and do some nude sun bathing, Mr. Crude?” asked Kitty.“You should know me well enough by now to know that you don’t have to ask me that,” he answered.Kitty

“Yeah, they are kinda tight, but it keeps the butt plug in. I suppose if you wanted to pull it out and replace it with something else, I could be convinced to remove my shorts.”

Kitty winked at Mr. Crude as she lifted her T-shirt and exclaimed, “Boobies!”“Yes, they are!” he replied, “but you can’t show them on Tumblr. Let me scroll down some and then you can show them to me.”Kitty laughed

“It’s really a shame we have to hide your nipples for Tumblr,” said Mr. Crude.“True, but as soon as you snap this photo, I can peel off the stickers and you can see them, or whatever you want to do with them,” replied Kitty.

“Hi, Mr. Crude! Like my truck?”“Sure, I’d like to, Kitty!”“No!!! I didn’t ask that. I asked if you like the new truck I just bought. Sheesh… men!”

As Mr. Crude was about to lower his face to kiss her, Kitty looked up and ran her hands up under his shirt. She found his nipples and rubbed them gently.“Gently for you, but rough for me,” she said with a smile.

Kitty sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “There’s a special place for you right behind me.”

“So, I was thinking about having your name tattooed on my arm and wanted to know if you’re okay with it being next to Jack.”“I think you should save your money and your skin and not get my name inked on you anywhere,” replied

“It took me a while to squeeze into this, but I’ll bet you can get me out of it in just a few seconds! On the other hand, you might want to simply bend me over and fuck me. It’s up to you.”

coconut-k-id: origami-dolls: yum! i just want to eat them. well, that is what you usually do with food ^

nudne:hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed

gmni: emmarainworks: vegan-yums: Ben & Jerry’s Commits to launch almond or coconut milk ice cream in April 2016go here to suggest what flavors you’d like to see made with either almond or coconut milk. faebee this is beautiful

coconut-cluster:coconut-cluster:coconut-cluster:coconut-cluster:I know we talk about purity culture a lot but one thing that I think stemmed from that (and is really annoying to have to explain every time it comes up) is the idea that you have to justify

coconut-k-id: origami-dolls: yum! i just want to eat them. well, that is what you usually do with food ^

truebluemeandyou: DIY Natural 2 Ingredient Wood Conditioner Recipe from Gemma Garner. This would make a good gift and is so cheap and easy to make because the ingredients are beeswax and coconut oil. You can also quickly make large quantities and pair

Los Claxons - Flores en Febrero That awkward moment when you’re riding a car with your friends and totally into a song but when you turn around they’re all looking at you with a mixture of pity and boredom…bunch of coconuts.

cubedcoconut: Five of @drawbauchery’s peridots fused into one Megadot! Commissioned by an unnamed fan. Nsfw versions now on patreon, coming soon to tumblr ;) JHGHGHSGJSDLKFGJDKLMD WOW I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED

You’ve heard of THE WALL! Now, get ready for..PLANTMAN!!(missyhaps)plantman is me if i were a villain

curren-t: coconut-seas: queued ✌ same ✌

toasty-coconut: When you hate a ship that most of the fandom loves, but you try to lowkey hate it so you don’t get shit for it. So whenever someone mentions it to you, you just kind of hold it all in like

sooooo armpit update:coconut oil & baking soda- no rashes- no excess sweat- cheap (you don’t have to use much of the oil or baking soda for it to work)- and most importantly, I smell like coconuts

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